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feedmyleg posted:e: Also, Dinosaurs with Guns should be a completely separate fun B-movie schlock franchise. People who want that for the JP franchise may not actually be fans of the first film. yeah cuz it's not like the two dogshit sequels already diluted the brand or anything
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:This would own. What do you call the best movie of 93?
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effectual posted:What do you call the best movie of 93?
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:yeah cuz it's not like the two dogshit sequels already diluted the brand or anything That seems pretty unfair. Lost World isn't great but it isn't the absolute unredeemable poo poo show that JP3 is.
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Nov 24, 2014 22:03
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The first two "Jurassic Park" movies had killer teasers, which I posted in this thread a while ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QMue9j_RKg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doU4-8GJvsc ApexAftermath posted:That seems pretty unfair. Lost World isn't great but it isn't the absolute unredeemable poo poo show that JP3 is.
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ApexAftermath posted:That seems pretty unfair. life isn't fair
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Robert Denby posted:The first two "Jurassic Park" movies had killer teasers, which I posted in this thread a while ago. Jurassic Park III was aggressively mediocre, with a real poo poo moment where the Spinosaurus kills the Tyrannosaurus. gently caress that goofy-looking bastard killing the T Rex, that's bullshit mate. Plus the entire thing just felt really, really cheap for some reason.
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:life isn't fair Robert Denby posted:I remember "Jurassic Park III" just being incredibly mediocre. Am I blocking something out of my memory that puts it over the edge of being truly bad? For me, "Lost World" has two really stellar action set pieces in it -the trailer dangling over the cliff and the chase with the raptors in the tall grass- and the rest is just kind of meh. Plus the transition from a woman screaming to a yawning Jeff Goldblum is still funny after all these years. Peter Postlethwaite is great in it and his character is a complete badass. Also the San Diego ending is a much better ending for what they had planned, which was escape the island via handgliders.
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The Lost World is just great for its satirization and commentary on the modern Hollywood sequel/cash-grab. Jurassic Park three is just boring, and a movie about dinosaurs should never be boring.
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effectual posted:What do you call the best movie of 93? Last Action Hero 
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:yeah cuz it's not like the two dogshit sequels already diluted the brand or anything It has nothing to do with diluting the brand, it's that those films went for a style and tone that is very grounded and at least attempts verisimilitude with reality. Dinosaurs with guns just doesn't fit into the world that they've created. I'm not going to say there couldn't be a great dinosaurs with guns movie, it just wouldn't be a Jurassic Park movie. e: It's like what Stallone wanted to do with the next Rambo movie, having him hunt down an alien. It's not that it couldn't be a fun film, it's just that it doesn't fit with the story world as presented. feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Nov 24, 2014 |
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If they have Chris Pratt domesticate the raptors in this movie, then the next one could have a rogue raptor behaviorist or whatever working for a drug cartel on the costa rican mainland using weaponized raptors.
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feedmyleg posted:It has nothing to do with diluting the brand, it's that those films went for a style and tone that is very grounded and at least attempts verisimilitude with reality. Dinosaurs with guns just doesn't fit into the world that they've created. I'm not going to say there couldn't be a great dinosaurs with guns movie, it just wouldn't be a Jurassic Park movie. i too, want my movie about cloned dinosaurs running amok at a theme park, to be grounded (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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When they go out of their way at every turn to explain the science behind and natural instincts of cloned dinosaurs running amok, that certainly seems to be what the've been established, yes.
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teagone posted:My Last Starfighter trailer got featured on Slashfilm It goes even further in a new article detailing how impossible it was for even Spielberg to get the rights to remake it. http://www.slashfilm.com/steven-spielberg-last-starfighter-remake/
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BonoMan posted:It goes even further in a new article detailing how impossible it was for even Spielberg to get the rights to remake it. That's nuts. I mean, big ups to the original writer for wanting to keep his little gem intact, but drat dude... if anyone would do a proper remake justice, I think it'd be Spielberg. Let the man have it  [edit] Also, poo poo how much money did Betuel turn down? 
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Spielberg farms out so much stuff as an EP these days and develops so few projects I'd be afraid my baby would become the next Transformers.
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feedmyleg posted:Spielberg farms out so much stuff as an EP these days and develops so few projects I'd be afraid my baby would become the next Transformers. Hmm, good point.
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser will premiere this weekend...in select theaters. Source: http://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-the-force-awakens-tease-theater-listquote:AZ PHOENIX HARKINS TEMPE MARKETPLACE
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The prequels made me not care about Star Wars at all anymore, but all it's probably going to take is the opening notes of the John Williams tune and I'm a moist pile of nerd again.
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davidspackage posted:The prequels made me not care about Star Wars at all anymore, but all it's probably going to take is the opening notes of the John Williams tune and I'm a moist pile of nerd again. It took a few spy photes and some concept art to turn me around...
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WTF computer did the use to use to make those Last. Starfighter graphics.? The year that came out I was playing. Dungeons of Daggoroth on a TRS-80. Their render farm must have been a city block.
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schwenz posted:WTF computer did the use to use to make those Last. Starfighter graphics.? The year that came out I was playing. Dungeons of Daggoroth on a TRS-80. Their render farm must have been a city block. The Cray X-MP Supercomputer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cray_X-MP
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GrandpaPants posted:Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser will premiere this weekend...in select theaters. Source: http://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-the-force-awakens-tease-theater-list I remember during the prequel stuff entire crowds used to come for the trailer then just walk out.
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Trump posted:It took a few spy photes and some concept art to turn me around... i think for me it'd take George Lucas paying my rent for a few months
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PaganGoatPants posted:I remember during the prequel stuff entire crowds used to come for the trailer then just walk out. The world before Youtube was a strange place. Who am I kidding? There will still be people doing this.
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GrandpaPants posted:Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser will premiere this weekend...in select theaters. Source: http://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-the-force-awakens-tease-theater-list So do you have to go see a movie, or what? I mean, I'll go see Big Hero 6 just to catch this trailer, especially considering I have the day off.
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I guess Universal heard all the complaints about "teasers for trailers" and said gently caress it, because they just posted the Jurassic World trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFinNxS5KN4 Despite some dodgy cgi parkscapes, I kind of dig this.
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I think my childhood wonderment is broken, cause that was way too cheesy for me.
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:I guess Universal heard all the complaints about "teasers for trailers" and said gently caress it, because they just posted the Jurassic World trailer. I am cautiously optimistic about this.
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Asiina posted:I think my childhood wonderment is broken, cause that was way too cheesy for me. That scene where he was riding the motorcycle with a pack of velociraptors through a forest kind of reminded me of the monkey scene from Crystal Skull.
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I wasn't sold. Then Chris Pratt rode a dirt bike with 4 raptors as backup. Now I need to see this movie right loving now.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I wasn't sold. Then Chris Pratt rode a dirt bike with 4 raptors as backup. Yeah, I wasn't really excited for "trained dinosaurs" because it sounded too much like some of the dumb script ideas thrown around previously. Now that I saw that and it clicked that they mean trained in the sense of a hunting dog, and not raptor mercenaries or some bullshit, that looks really cool.
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:I guess Universal heard all the complaints about "teasers for trailers" and said gently caress it, because they just posted the Jurassic World trailer. Owns. Gotta be better than the last two 
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I wasn't sold. Then Chris Pratt rode a dirt bike with 4 raptors as backup. Seriously my god, that final shot of Chris Pratt riding alongside his four raptor pals made me so giddy I can barely contain it. I am SO down. Granted, I loved Lost World and I enjoyed the third one because DINOSAURS so I'm down for any Jurassic Park sequels. But yeah that final shot I think is gonna seal the deal for a lot of people.
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Asiina posted:I think my childhood wonderment is broken, cause that was way too cheesy for me. I think mine too. Independent of the somewhat worthless Jurassic Park franchise attached to it, it just seems so dull. Like it's not even a novel twist on "SCIENCE WENT TOO FAR!!!" Also was that Ty Burrell as the kids' dad, because now I'm just sad we couldn't have gotten a Ty Burrell takes his kids to a dinosaur park movie because I'd watch the poo poo out of that.
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