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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

And if you get eaten, it's your own fault.

Food goes in here!

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The turkey's a little dry.





...the turkey's a little dry! O foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee? :negative:

And to that delectable turkey...that's walking around the table?!


Dear Lord, it's a demon bird!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Alright pie, I'm just gonna do this



And if you get eaten, it's your own fault.

Stop it, stop it, stop it! [flicks light on and off]

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Do over Ham posted:

Stop it, stop it, stop it! [flicks light on and off]

Bed goes up, bed goes down.
Bed goes up, bed goes down.
Bed goes up, bed goes down.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Gold bars discovered by Mister Kingdom? Zero

Gold bars discovered by Mira? Well, let's just see. :black101:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mister Kingdom posted:

Bed goes up, bed goes down.
Bed goes up, bed goes down.
Bed goes up, bed goes down.

Vengeful god... loving god...
Vengeful god... loving god...
Vengeful god, loving god, vengeful god, loving god.

I could do this all day! And I just might.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

No forum would ever gas a stupid newbie thread!


...maybe Pet Island.

If I'd hit the remorse button one more time I would've made it. :(

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

Gold bars discovered by Mister Kingdom? Zero

Gold bars discovered by Mira? Well, let's just see. :black101:

Hey! PTA6 just called. This Friday, Kingdoms's quote is playing Mira's quote. You're in direct competition. And don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your moderators' love!



FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

PT6A posted:

Vengeful god... loving god...
Vengeful god... loving god...
Vengeful god, loving god, vengeful god, loving god.

I could do this all day! And I just might.

Oh, well, he's always happy. No wait, he's always mad.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Oh, well, he's always happy. No wait, he's always mad.

And talk about a preachy book, everyone's a sinner. Except for this guy.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Mister Kingdom posted:

Bed goes up, bed goes down.
Bed goes up, bed goes down.
Bed goes up, bed goes down.

The only thing I'm using this bed for is eating, sleeping, and maybe building a little fort, but that's it! :mad:

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Root Bear posted:

The only thing I'm using this bed for is eating, sleeping, and maybe building a little fort, but that's it! :mad:

Hey, there's a turkey behnd the bed!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

TMMadman posted:

Hey! PTA6 just called.

Wait a minute... Bart's teacher's name is Krabappal? I've been calling her Crandall...

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Oh, well, he's always happy. No wait, he's always mad.

Well, there's a goon, Jimmy. A smile on his lips and a quote in his heart. Probate him.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Cry Havoc posted:

Well, there's a goon, Jimmy. A smile on his lips and a quote in his heart. Probate him.



No, no, friends, he's talking about himself, but thanks for quoting!

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Boardroom Jimmy posted:



No, no, friends, he's talking about himself, but thanks for quoting!


Boardroom Jimmy,

You are the worst poster I have ever quoted.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Boardroom Jimmy posted:



No, no, friends, he's talking about himself, but thanks for quoting!

Are you being sarcastic?

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Writer Cath posted:

Are you being sarcastic?

Are you kidding me? This baby's off the charts.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Writer Cath posted:

Are you being sarcastic?

Oh, OK Writer Cath, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes! Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!


Now that's sarcasm!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

Oh, OK Writer Cath, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes! Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!


Now that's sarcasm!

I love the sexy slither of a lady snake.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



TMMadman posted:

Oh, OK Writer Cath, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes! Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!


Now that's sarcasm!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


TMMadman posted:

Now that's sarcasm!

Well, DUH.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Mira posted:

Boardroom Jimmy,

You are the worst poster I have ever quoted.

Dear Die Hard,

You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof.

PS - Do you know Mad Max?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

After The War posted:

Dear Die Hard,

You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof.

PS - Do you know Mad Max?



You all saw it...he came at me with a knife, right?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I can see through time!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:



You all saw it...he came at me with a knife, right?

He's a dummy! :aaa:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

He's a dummy! :aaa:

I know, but he sells quotes! :mmmhmm:

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

TMMadman posted:

I know, but he sells quotes! :mmmhmm:

What'd you use, Marge, huh? The ol' buff and bluff? The Hail Murray? The Susquehanna Shuffle, huh, huh, huh?

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

TMMadman posted:

I know, but he sells quotes! :mmmhmm:

I've sold quotes to Reddit, 4chan, and Tumblr, and by gum it put them on the map!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

TMMadman posted:

I know, but he sells quotes! :mmmhmm:

Now you gentlemen gonna post some quotes or ain'cha?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



TL posted:

I've sold quotes to Reddit, 4chan, and Tumblr, and by gum it put them on the map!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


It's the same puzzle on every one, sir! :stare:

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Martytoof posted:

Now you gentlemen gonna post some quotes or ain'cha?



Just post the drat quote!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

:what: Another place mat, sir?

:geno: Please.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Writer Cath posted:

Are you being sarcastic?

I don't even know anymore. :(

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

I know, but he sells quotes! :mmmhmm:

He's mine! I own him, and all his subsidiary rights!

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Writer Cath posted:

He's mine! I own him, and all his subsidiary rights!

You can't, like, own a quote goon, man. It's one of Mother Earth's creatures.

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.
Actually, I thought your quoting was a little labored. You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man :cool:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

NoMoneyDown posted:

Actually, I thought your quoting was a little labored. You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man :cool:

I'm me? :confused:

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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