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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Happy Thanksgiving! And if you've been forced to work at a Walmart today, my sincere condolences!



(Oh yeah, they're doing the countdown again this year.)

Skippy (September 22, 1927)



Peanuts (November 23, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



It's funny because almost 300 people get injured every year in Pamplona!

Also, Sprawl Mart. Ha. Haven't seen that one before.

Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (February 19-20, 1926)





I was kind of hoping we were done with these for awhile. That looks like it hurts.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


I don't know a lot about super villain fashion, but those bracelet things look very uncomfortable and/or dangerous to wear.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (February 19-20, 1926)


I was kind of hoping we were done with these for awhile. That looks like it hurts.

I thought Wash Funk's horse died after falling through a bridge, and then somehow also getting hit by a train.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That's why it needs medicine now.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
Falling through a bridge just needs a poultice slapped on it. Getting hit by a train? Well that's when you need to break out the robitussin.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac is thankful


Poptropica


Heathcliff is thankful for Ham.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

EasyEW posted:

And if you've been forced to work at a Walmart today, my sincere condolences!

I'm thankful that here in Rhode Island (as well as Massachusetts and Maine), it's illegal for big retail outlets like WalMart to be open on Thanksgiving. Not that I work there, I'm just happy people can spend the day with their families.

The Dinette Set sets up an interesting paradox.


Working Daze gets a head start on dinner.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Mister Beeg posted:

Don't say I didn't warn you!

Finding these are tough, because they're print-only and not officially available online, but here are a few, scanned directly from the newspapers that run them.





That R.F.D. one has pretty good art. Clean linework, expressive faces, the syndicate just needs to pair this guy with a decent writer.

Mister Beeg posted:

Mike Marland works as a ghost-writer for "Snuffy Smith".

Of course he does. Useless Piece of Garbage Comix.

Pooch Café


drat it, we've talked about this! Stop ripping off Garfield gags, you're better than that!

Ballard Street


I've made this joke three times before, but that is still clearly Jeremy Clarkson.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





The gently caress?


Juliet Jones







Phantom Classic







Radio Patrol




Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County gets into the holiday spirit!


Calvin And Hobbes have more important things on their minds.




Ripley's


And cross-quoting from the movie posters thread.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

coronatae posted:

This is the first time I've seen the Big Shirley strips and they're so :kimchi: When I was Alice's age my aunt had a big German shepherd that was a total softie and loved kids but I was still scared of her in about the same way. I love the way she's drawn too-- a big dark vaguely beast-shaped thing!

holy poo poo

you're right, Big Shirley looks like a kid's-eye view of a GERMAN SHEPHERD.

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled

Mister Kingdom posted:

I don't know a lot about super villain fashion, but those bracelet things look very uncomfortable and/or dangerous to wear.

Master Tsu says: "Don't worry about your bracelets, if your head is in a fishbowl"

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Darthemed posted:

And cross-quoting from the movie posters thread.
They accurately predicted my first reaction in the hashtag.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


I don't know what that is but I'm not happy you posted it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Apparently that's Meemaw.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
If this storyline in Luann ends with Gunther going full Norman Bates, it'll be worth it.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
R.F.D.




Mama's Boyz
I forgot about this one. Another strip in the weekly package, running from 1990 until it ended suddenly in January 2013.



The Spats

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Parahexavoctal posted:

holy poo poo

you're right, Big Shirley looks like a kid's-eye view of a GERMAN SHEPHERD.

Uhh is this sarcasm? I don't think Big Shirley looks like a German shepherd. She's just huge and beast-like, which is how I saw my aunt's dog (and all big dogs) at that age.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Rip Kirby







Big Ben Bolt




EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Rip Kirby meets Ernest Borgnine with a top knot!

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

Mr. Squishy posted:


Is the newspaper ready for the implied story of a woman killing, cooking and serving her husband to a table of birds.

Strange, since The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover was rated X because of this.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


Well, that's not a suspicious reaction at all!

When are they going to throw this idiot in the stockade?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


RandomFerret posted:

Well, that's not a suspicious reaction at all!

When are they going to throw this idiot in the stockade?

Or take him to the hospital. Either he's lying and shouldn't be trusted or he's telling the truth and is in serious need of medical attention.

Male Man
Aug 16, 2008

Im, too sexy for your teatime
Too sexy for your teatime
That tea that you're just driiinkiing

RandomFerret posted:

Well, that's not a suspicious reaction at all!

When are they going to throw this idiot in the stockade?

He just needs them to keep track of the visions in his eyes. No big deal.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Classic Funky

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
Is nobody going to comment how the woman in that Bizarro strip appears to be staring straight up her dead husband's butthole? Because that's seriously weird.

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004

Flagrant Abuse posted:

Is nobody going to comment how the woman in that Bizarro strip appears to be staring straight up her dead husband's butthole? Because that's seriously weird.

I just figured there's an apple crammed in there.


Are they making a 9 Chickweed Lane movie? I didn't hear anything about this.

Bleeker is offline. Have a double helping of Pickles instead.


ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
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Pearls Before Swine

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

Hold the phone - we didn't get to see the aftermath of that Thanksgiving dinner? What the hell was the point of that build up then?

On the Fastrack

Uh yeah. Haven't you ever heard that misery loves company?

Safe Havens

Maybe you shouldn't have set the security questions to your hometown and pet's name.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Fingerpori

Give a snippet of tape/Give tape, shorty

Pätkä = shorty, shortie, clip, snippet, stub, stump

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
It's Black Friday!



Skippy (September 23, 1927)



Skippy is Yacob's Mizdow. Very soon he's going to carry something that looks like a knife and dime from a toy cash register.

Peanuts (December 1, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



So who called the computer?

Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (February 22-23, 1926)



Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




These are Two Clearly Insane Comix, Jerry!

Pooch Café


Oh, come on now. Who among us hasn't spent an hour or two rocking back and forth silently in an empty room?

Ballard Street


I'm like this with yellow glasses. For some reason they brighten my mood right up. The cruel irony is that I can't ever wear them while working, since I'm a graphic designer.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician hasn't updated yet. Weird.

The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


It may be stupid, but I think this is the first regular Phantom storyline I've followed out of all the ones posted in the threads.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

EasyEW posted:

Popeye



So who called the computer?


Oh my god I was right.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Holy Molé

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ham Shears is a day late, but it's the thought that counts.


The Dinette Set celebrates Black Friday.


Working Daze sort-of-condemns Black Friday.

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