Y'all exited about the new StarWars trailer?

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psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

AceClown posted:

dont forget the inception BRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

I didnt know he was gonna be in it.

:ohdear:

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SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

BRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
huge badass ships pull up next to planet

BRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
stormtroopers lining up ready to invade

BRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
boots across metal deck

BRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
oh poo poo, DARTH YODA!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Nov 28, 2014 15:16

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

TOILETLORD posted:

i'm waiting to see what happened, since they said they had to do some rewrites and reshoots after harrison ford hosed his foot up.

I hope it'll be like the "can't we just shoot him, Steven?" scene from Raiders.

Anyway I AM PUMP FOR STARS WAR LET SEE LOUK SKIESWALL DEFEAT A SS

# ? Nov 28, 2014 15:21

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

I hope there is a brutal humiliation and bukkake scene starring Jarjar Binks.

Stupid duck faced space retard is gonna drown in wookie cum.

Jarjar gonna get raped.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 15:59

AceClown: Sep 11, 2005

15 minutes nerds

I'm gonna poo poo with my mouth wide open

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:14

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

i hope luke skywalker has a pack of trained stormtroopers running along his speeder

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:17

Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:22

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

lol that crossguard ain't gonna do poo poo, this is gonna have darth mal 2 get killed in 30 seconds
and it looks real bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:27

Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

Lens flare spotted, series ruined forever, thanks JJ.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:27

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Well it's definitely Star Wars, but hahaha at the lightsaber

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:28

Richard M Nixon: Apr 26, 2009; "The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."

I feel disappointment.

But hey, I think we're up to three black characters in Star Wars now? That's something.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:28

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

little known fact, no lenses of any type were used in the production of the orig 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:28

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

that fukkin crossguard, lol

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:33

I Might Be Adam: Jun 12, 2007; Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

I like that stuff looks vaguely realistic and gritty like the OG trilogy instead of the hilariously saturated and squeaky clean fakeness of the prequels.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:34

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

It looks great and you faggots can rot in hell if you think otherwise

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:37

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

lmao at the crossguard

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:37

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

That was loving sweet.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:42

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

nice trailer, for a cirus

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:43

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Black stormtrooper freaking out in the desert... what?

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:43

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Now THAT is how you do a trailer, Jurassic Park.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:44

Lee Harvey Oswald: Mar 17, 2007; by exmarx

where the gently caress is han

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:54

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

i know just as much about this movie now as i did before i watched the trailer

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:56

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

looks aight

# ? Nov 28, 2014 16:59

AceClown: Sep 11, 2005

I liked the bit where that thing did some stuff

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:02

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Punch it, Chewie! Also turn on the exterior LEDs!

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:06

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

My predictions were almost 100%

The MF looks pretty neat.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:07

Virginia Slams: Nov 17, 2012

Lol wtf was wrong with that light saber

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:09

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Grody posted:

Lol wtf was wrong with that light saber

Its leaky.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:10

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Love the bespoke artisanal light saber

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:14

the Pixies fukken SUCKED: Jul 16, 2003; Figure 2 in a series of 3

Blistex posted:

Black stormtrooper freaking out in the desert... what?

The lightsaber is hella dumb

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:15

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Wait...

Arnt all storm troopers clones of some pacific islander dude?

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:20

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Wait...

Arnt all storm troopers clones of some pacific islander dude?

no cause that's dumb, who would ever come up with such a dumb idea

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:20

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Love the bespoke artisanal light saber

In established Star Wars lore (well, at least before the entire EU was declared irrelevant), it is a part of every Jedi's - and presumably Sith's - training to construct your own lightsaber. Custom jobs all around!

:goonsay:

psyopmonkey posted:

Wait...

Arnt all storm troopers clones of some pacific islander dude?

Don't know what the official line is now, but it used to be that all the clones slowly got filtered out by actual recruits after the establishment of Palpatine's Empire.

:goonsay:

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:24

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Other than the stupid lightsaber addition, that poo poo was pretty cool.

However, I still expect this to suck.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:25

Doflamingo: Sep 20, 2006

jesus CHRIST that shot of the millennium falcon at the end. day loving one, abrams, you marvelous son of a bitch.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:29

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

that black stormtrooper is gonna be the most popular black dude since Michael Brown

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:34

Dean of Swing: Feb 22, 2012

Al Cowens posted:

You should watch anime.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:36

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

It looks great and you faggots can rot in hell if you think otherwise

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:37

PlotDevice: Oct 10, 2007; *For the Ghost Who Flies Through Space

Man the Falcon is still missing the radar dish nice loving job Lando. :argh:

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:38

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a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

i think the lightsaber is just another flashy impractical thing like sulu's sword that forms out of nowhere. abrams likes putting that stuff in movies i dont mind

# ? Nov 28, 2014 17:39

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