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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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I'm not reading the whole thread because I'm lazy but has anyone made a joke about the thread title says "exited" instead of excited? LOL
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Nov 29, 2014 02:01
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Yes! The Force rises!
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Nov 29, 2014 02:03
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I love the thought of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg, now old and bitter with a string of failed marriages behind them and their legacy tarnished with a generation of lovely films that they have nobody to blame for but themselves, watching the new Star Wars trailer and fuming quietly at the fact that the blockbuster system that they omce created but now despise has completely surpassed them when it comes to making fun adventure movies loved by all
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Nov 29, 2014 02:19
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ElectricSheep posted:i'm stoked for the hour-long red letter media video that comes out of this and the plinkett fellating that will follow you are retarded and i hate you
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Nov 29, 2014 02:28
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it would be nice if they could just take some advice from the fans and quietly nix the trisaber
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Nov 29, 2014 02:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
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Nov 29, 2014 02:38
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so have we got around to defending the prequels yet in this thread? that poo poo never gets old
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Nov 29, 2014 02:38
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Race Realists posted:so have we got around to defending the prequels yet in this thread? on the other hand people parroting talking points from the Redletter Media reviews and pointing out that lensflares are thing got old about two Star Trek movies ago
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Nov 29, 2014 02:41
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...of SCIENCE! posted:I love the thought of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg, now old and bitter with a string of failed marriages behind them and their legacy tarnished with a generation of lovely films that they have nobody to blame for but themselves, watching the new Star Wars trailer and fuming quietly at the fact that the blockbuster system that they omce created but now despise has completely surpassed them when it comes to making fun adventure movies loved by all And yet.....  I thought it was all Disney now?
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Nov 29, 2014 02:48
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...of SCIENCE! posted:on the other hand people parroting talking points from the Redletter Media reviews and pointing out that lensflares are thing got old about two Star Trek movies ago
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Nov 29, 2014 02:52
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Kilmers Elbow posted:I thought it was all Disney now? Disney owns Lucasfilm, so it is...? 
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Nov 29, 2014 02:52
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gary oldmans diary posted:we would need an archaeologist to find out how far back goons were saying needs more lens flare 1st JJ Trek film.
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Nov 29, 2014 02:53
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Race Realists posted:you are retarded and i hate you
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Nov 29, 2014 02:53
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redshirt posted:1st JJ Trek film.
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Nov 29, 2014 02:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4-pexSVWzM
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Nov 29, 2014 02:57
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Kilmers Elbow posted:And yet..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touchstone_%28metaphor%29 TEAYCHES posted:i am a yandere who believes greedo shot first
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Nov 29, 2014 03:04
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psyopmonkey posted:Leaked footage from the new movie I found on the internet. aren't you too sexy to be a storm trooper?
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Nov 29, 2014 03:52
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lol
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Nov 29, 2014 04:28
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...of SCIENCE! posted:on the other hand people parroting talking points from the Redletter Media reviews and pointing out that lensflares are thing got old about two Star Trek movies ago wanna pizza roll? i dare you to name one loving thing wrong in that review. granted what he's saying wasnt exactly original 
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Nov 29, 2014 04:41
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Race Realists posted:wanna pizza roll? he occasionally gets too hung up on details
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Nov 29, 2014 04:47
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Parallax Scroll posted:he occasionally gets too hung up on details The prequels reviews are laudable for looking at them as films and not "Star Wars." His Star Trek reviews otoh are exactly 100% that kind of spergy fan nitpicking, if still funny
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Nov 29, 2014 04:50
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talks too slow and makes you watch too long i already know theyre bad movies i just want something describing how theyre bad to become notorious so i can be sure george lucas watches it and feels bad like he deserves i am confident george lucas watched them  that bastard
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Nov 29, 2014 04:51
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I teach a college Comm. class and use clips from RLM reviews a lot. Mike and Jay make learning fun!!
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Nov 29, 2014 04:55
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zen death robot posted:Into Darkness was good Yes I liked into Darkness too. Would have liked a third but since we're getting three or more proper Star Wars movies I think I shall be satisfied.
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Nov 29, 2014 05:04
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Second of all, the droid in the beginning isn't a drat soccer ball he is simply rolling on top of it with his wheel or hover booster. You can see him hopping on it a lot for christ's sake. I mean
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Nov 29, 2014 05:09
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A misanthrope posted:I teach a college Comm. class and use clips from RLM reviews a lot. Mike and Jay make learning fun!!
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Nov 29, 2014 05:09
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in terms of raw attacks, yeah there's not much to do, but when you lock sabres with someone, you can easily give em a jab with those extra lil blades and leave them bleeding, and we know sabre locks always happen
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Nov 29, 2014 05:16
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gary oldmans diary posted:i used rocket from guardians of the galaxy for facial expression examples  Hell yeah I used him as an example this semester too -- to talk about the progress of CGI in general. Compared it to Neo's courtyard fight in the second Matrix movie (lol).
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Nov 29, 2014 05:19
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i wish you were my communications prof... mine was an old washed up cynical newspaper guy who hated everything
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Nov 29, 2014 05:21
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TEAYCHES posted:i wish you were my communications prof... mine was an old washed up cynical newspaper guy who hated everything I'm a journalist too, but I work in TV. We have a little less to be grumpy about compared to those poor newspaper bastards. At least for now.
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Nov 29, 2014 05:24
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A misanthrope posted:"THE LIGHTSABER LOOKS DUMB!!!" -- All we will be hearing from internet fats for the next year
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Nov 29, 2014 05:29
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Harime Nui posted:His Star Trek reviews otoh are exactly 100% that kind of spergy fan nitpicking, if still funny not when it comes to nemesis, that movie is iredeemable garbage on par with episode 1 and 3 that deserved to be raked over the coals. actually generations was also really terrible, really only his first contact and insurrection reviews are spergy fan nitpicking.
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Nov 29, 2014 05:33
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if the internet existed as it does now back when the trailer for episode i came out, this is what it would have looked like lol you poor fools
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Nov 29, 2014 05:33
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Harime Nui posted:The prequels reviews are laudable for looking at them as films and not "Star Wars." His Star Trek reviews otoh are exactly 100% that kind of spergy fan nitpicking, if still funny his reviews of movies i don't like are funny and super insightful, but his reviews of movies i like are spergy nitpicking and not legitimate pretty big coincidence but whatever newsflash star wars prequels and JJTrek both suck
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Nov 29, 2014 05:35
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Cubey posted:not when it comes to nemesis, that movie is iredeemable garbage on par with episode 1 and 3 that deserved to be raked over the coals. actually generations was also really terrible, really only his first contact and insurrection reviews are spergy fan nitpicking. true Cnut the Great posted:his reviews of movies i don't like are funny and super insightful, but his reviews of movies i like are spergy nitpicking and not legitimate same
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Nov 29, 2014 05:37
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star wars prequels and jj abrams star trek dont suck on the same level or in the same way
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Nov 29, 2014 05:37
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i liked the part where he talks about pizza rolls and theres the creepy stuff about his dead wife and the imprisoned hookers but really that poo poo was funny as hell
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Nov 29, 2014 05:37
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Cnut the Great posted:his reviews of movies i don't like are funny and super insightful, but his reviews of movies i like are spergy nitpicking and not legitimate i like first contact and still liked his review. that said plinkett is old news anyway, best of the worst is the best thing red letter media has ever made
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Nov 29, 2014 05:40
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It's hard to please nerds but on the flip side really easy to separate them from their money.
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