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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Premier League MDT - 29/30 November - Pardew in, Wenger out
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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Josey time!!

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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
we're doomed

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

 "Jozy Altidore, the stage is yours."

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
 What even is the Spanish for git tae gently caress?

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
 Jiggy pls

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Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
jesus do commentators do the big, strong, powerful lad thing as a joke now?

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irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

 Here comes Jozy, fresh from his inability to score past David Forde

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meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage
Grimey Drawer
Hell yeah Jozy

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irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Rakosi posted:

jesus do commentators do the big, strong, powerful lad thing as a joke now?
maybe they read trp :ninja:

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advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Excited for the 3-0 eventual Sunderland win. All 3 goals scored by Jozy of course.

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Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Blue Star Error posted:

What even is the Spanish for git tae gently caress?

Consigue un trabajo

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

davecrazy posted:

Excited for the 3-0 eventual Sunderland win. All 3 goals scored by Jozy of course.

Preordering the DVD

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
 Imagine the cats had Beckerman or hell, Mix Diskerud, to bring on now

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Didn't even know my top club Chelsea were playing but I'm here now, loyal to the end. Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea (repeat x20)

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Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
hahah i loving love costa. So good

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jooky
Jan 15, 2003

 Put on all the forwards

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

 S E R V I C E
E
R
V
I
C
E

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Destroy My Sweater posted:

S E R V I C E
E
R
V
I
C
E

Wickham wont pass it to Jozy at all lol

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Jozy :flaccid:

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
 FUUUUCK

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
jozy noooooooooooo

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Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
the jozy goalthreat

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

 That hold-up play. The "Upper 90 Sniper" is going in for the kill. Born in the USA.

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
'If he could add goals to his game...'

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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
thank god that was jozy and not a real striker lol

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
lmao that header by jozy while on the ground, at least he doesn't give up :allears:

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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

pik_d posted:

lmao that header by jozy while on the ground, at least he doesn't give up :allears:

he should

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Barry Shitpeas posted:

he should

These colors don't run




They sit

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hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
 Jozy Hamburger will do it. gently caress.

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Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
how does he just fall over like that?

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Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

 jozy really is loving useless isnt he

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Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
 Almost there Jozy, just maybe try not falling over next time and you're on to something!

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meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage
Grimey Drawer
Jozy ftw

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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Insurrectionist posted:

Almost there Jozy, just maybe try not falling over next time and you're on to something!

falling over worked ok for him last time

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
By Jozy standards his holdup play hasn't been bad tbh

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Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
only reason Sunderland are in this still is because they're showing 100000% more passion than chelsea. defenders diving into every challenge. chelsea's best hope is a swan dive in the box

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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
we have been terrible this half

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cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
ref in hazmat suit spraying chlorine on the ball after each jozy touch why?

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