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Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

i like netbeans :kiddo:

# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:31

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

from the way it looks right now there's a decent chance I'll get some sort of offer for a c# role but I'm pretty sure it would be super lowball, partly for geographical reasons and partly because the interview process wasn't really all that challenging. were it me two years ago I would have been perfectly happy with it, but I'm really uncomfortable with how little there was in terms of actual coding done, even if there was a decent amount of technical discussion w/r/t their decisions to use certain tooling.

# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:43

Seaside Loafer: Feb 7, 2012; Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

ain't necessarily so. maybe your experience now means they aren't going to bother you with that low level testing bollocks. might be a good thing. cant speak for the geography obviously.

# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:56

Careful Drums: Oct 30, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

so i need to make a dead simple api. it has only one endpoint, and the result is going to be a json object with a name and a date and a time. it will accomplish this by querying some database table full of datetimes and names and returning the next closest one in the future.

I would say .NET but I don't want to pay for azure for it. What is the most :effort:

way to accomplish this with a p-lang? I was thinking Rails but idk.

# ? Nov 29, 2014 02:30

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Necc0 posted:

i like netbeans

same

# ? Nov 29, 2014 02:33

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

Careful Drums posted:

so i need to make a dead simple api. it has only one endpoint, and the result is going to be a json object with a name and a date and a time. it will accomplish this by querying some database table full of datetimes and names and returning the next closest one in the future.

I would say .NET but I don't want to pay for azure for it. What is the most way to accomplish this with a p-lang? I was thinking Rails but idk.

Sinatra or Flask, Rails would be overkill.

# ? Nov 29, 2014 02:39

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

Careful Drums posted:

so i need to make a dead simple api. it has only one endpoint, and the result is going to be a json object with a name and a date and a time. it will accomplish this by querying some database table full of datetimes and names and returning the next closest one in the future.

I would say .NET but I don't want to pay for azure for it. What is the most way to accomplish this with a p-lang? I was thinking Rails but idk.

python's got a bunch of packages to do this, ive used tornado w/ success

# ? Nov 29, 2014 02:39

my homie dhall: Dec 9, 2010; honey, oh please, it's just a machine

Careful Drums posted:

so i need to make a dead simple api. it has only one endpoint, and the result is going to be a json object with a name and a date and a time. it will accomplish this by querying some database table full of datetimes and names and returning the next closest one in the future.

I would say .NET but I don't want to pay for azure for it. What is the most way to accomplish this with a p-lang? I was thinking Rails but idk.

just use flask

# ? Nov 29, 2014 02:46

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Careful Drums posted:

so i need to make a dead simple api. it has only one endpoint, and the result is going to be a json object with a name and a date and a time. it will accomplish this by querying some database table full of datetimes and names and returning the next closest one in the future.

I would say .NET but I don't want to pay for azure for it. What is the most way to accomplish this with a p-lang? I was thinking Rails but idk.

just use flask, it's dead simple to set up an api endpoint like this with it

# ? Nov 29, 2014 03:30

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

Careful Drums posted:

so i need to make a dead simple api. it has only one endpoint, and the result is going to be a json object with a name and a date and a time. it will accomplish this by querying some database table full of datetimes and names and returning the next closest one in the future.

I would say .NET but I don't want to pay for azure for it. What is the most way to accomplish this with a p-lang? I was thinking Rails but idk.

azure is the best paas

# ? Nov 29, 2014 03:30

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Careful Drums posted:

so i need to make a dead simple api. it has only one endpoint, and the result is going to be a json object with a name and a date and a time. it will accomplish this by querying some database table full of datetimes and names and returning the next closest one in the future.

I would say .NET but I don't want to pay for azure for it. What is the most way to accomplish this with a p-lang? I was thinking Rails but idk.

node

# ? Nov 29, 2014 03:41

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

welp, somebody had to say it

# ? Nov 29, 2014 03:44

Careful Drums: Oct 30, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Bloody posted:

azure is the best paas

yeah its great but i'm going to lose my monthly credit soon and i don't want to pay for it when i already have a sever.

looking at flask, yeah super easy. thanks folks

# ? Nov 29, 2014 04:37

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

Necc0 posted:

i like netbeans

same, but I always feel like that guy when I mention it outside work

# ? Nov 29, 2014 04:40

more like dICK: Feb 15, 2010; This is inevitable.

how do people actually use flask in the real world? I tried reading up on it but everyone suggested using a half dozen abandoned flask.ext packages and reimplementing most of django

# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:03

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

I liked werkzeug but I only did a toy app in it

# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:07

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

use asp.net webapi

# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:16

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

about to embark on some swift

# ? Nov 29, 2014 05:18

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

about to embark on some swift

this is v good

# ? Nov 29, 2014 08:36

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Seaside Loafer posted:

So would it be fair to say eclipse is the most used but intellij is better? This is for a small project and it looks like the free version will do what I need.

even I as a total ObjC partisan will say use IntelliJ if you have to do Java

I never did enough Java with WebObjects (or Cocoa Java, lol) to want to use IntelliJ instead of PBX but if I'd continued doing that kind of stuff I'd have done what every other consultant I knew from the time did and buy a personal IntelliJ license to use on every project I touched

# ? Nov 29, 2014 08:46

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Careful Drums posted:

so i need to make a dead simple api. it has only one endpoint, and the result is going to be a json object with a name and a date and a time. it will accomplish this by querying some database table full of datetimes and names and returning the next closest one in the future.

I would say .NET but I don't want to pay for azure for it. What is the most way to accomplish this with a p-lang? I was thinking Rails but idk.

if it's really just a single JSON object with a date and time from a single table then just do it in a couple lines of PHP or whatever, who cares if you have infrastructure or scaling or any other poo poo

hell you could even use SQLite instead of MySQL/PostgreSQL for your DB

the second you need more then start thinking about picking a technology and building a real app but if that's all it is don't waste your time on trivialities

# ? Nov 29, 2014 08:51

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

theadder posted:

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:
about to embark on some swift

this is v good

welcome to the future!

designed in California

# ? Nov 29, 2014 08:53

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

about to embark on some swift

word of advice: don't get lost in "OMG gotta be pure" land, unless you're specifically trying to explore what's possible in the language

if you're just trying to get poo poo done, just "import Foundation" and use the OS X/iOS frameworks, don't try to reinvent the world

# ? Nov 29, 2014 08:55

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

eschaton posted:

word of advice: don't get lost in "OMG gotta be pure" land, unless you're specifically trying to explore what's possible in the language

if you're just trying to get poo poo done, just "import Foundation" and use the OS X/iOS frameworks, don't try to reinvent the world

why would you use a platform specific programming language if you dont want to use the apple frameworks?

# ? Nov 29, 2014 19:04

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

eclipse is free
netbeans is free
and yet intelliJ is wildly popular despite costing several hundred bucks

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:03

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Careful Drums posted:

I would say .NET but I don't want to pay for azure for it. What is the most way to accomplish this with a p-lang? I was thinking Rails but idk.

use .net and host on mono

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:04

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

eclipse is fine though, never had any major problems

biggest issue is trying to get it cooperate with finding files and using a weird working directory

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:05

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

download web cobol

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:05

Forgall: Oct 16, 2012; by Azathoth

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

eclipse is free
netbeans is free
and yet intelliJ is wildly popular despite costing several hundred bucks

How crippled is free version of Idea?

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:06

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Luigi Thirty posted:

download web cobol

this joke is never funny, because web frameworks and mvc poo poo and any god drat terrible cobol thing you can imagine actually exists

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:06

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

this joke is never funny, because web frameworks and mvc poo poo and any god drat terrible cobol thing you can imagine actually exists

Actually it's very funny.

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:11

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

model view cobol

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:12

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

eclipse is free
netbeans is free
and yet intelliJ is wildly popular despite costing several hundred bucks

reminder that people have also paid for irredeemable poo poo like textpad

# ? Nov 29, 2014 21:46

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Forgall posted:

How crippled is free version of Idea?

i forgot it even existed

# ? Nov 29, 2014 22:05

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Forgall posted:

How crippled is free version of Idea?

for a java-only editor it's fine. It's missing a bunch of the enterprisey stuff but meh.

http://www.jetbrains.com/idea/features/

# ? Nov 29, 2014 22:07

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

i mean also you are theoretically only supposed to write gnu tools with it also buuuuuuut

# ? Nov 29, 2014 22:07

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

why would you use a platform specific programming language if you dont want to use the apple frameworks?

I couldn't tell you

but I've definitely seen that some people seem to have a thing for "no I want to do this all in pure Swift" and that's just silly, it's like saying "no I want to use pure C, no stdlib or OS" when writing something to run on Unix.

# ? Nov 29, 2014 22:54

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Captain Foo posted:

Actually it's very funny.

certainly is

# ? Nov 29, 2014 22:55

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

eschaton posted:

certainly is

confirmed, lol

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Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

I prefer http://azac.pl/cobol-on-wheelchair/

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