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LesterGroans posted:Yeah, pretty much. It's not exactly a stretch to think that a corporation would be displeased with only making the same ridiculous amount of money instead of making an even more ridiculous amount of money. Shareholders would eat the execs alive way before the dinosaurs if they settled for a zero growth strategy.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 01:25 |
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Seriously, Disney World doesn't constantly add new things and update old poo poo just for the heck of it edit: If you think about it, Duffy the Bear and the new hybrid dino are basically the same thing
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 01:30 |
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Mr. Flunchy posted:They don't have to have shrinking attendance figures, just ones that're not growing as fast as they used to. Pretty sure that's how it's described on the Masrani viral marketing site; a slowing of the attendance curve with seasonal spikes around American summer vacation. They want the park to be on fire like it was the first couple of summers, all year round. If the park was being run by Disney I could imagine them pulling some Video Vault poo poo on all but a few mainstay dino species and keeping the other slots in a perpetual rotation. "Ankylosaurus will only be available for a limited time, catch them now before they go extinct again!" McSpanky fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Nov 30, 2014 |
# ? Nov 30, 2014 01:40 |
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There are news stories on that Masrani site about rumors in the media of declining attendance being denied by the JW people.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 01:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If1aP51aqcE Hilton Isla Nublar ad Interesting interview with the director that explains a lot of the things going on in the movie http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2014/11/29/jurassic-world-director-talks-new-dinos-raptor-training-and-more/
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 02:04 |
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I thought the big about Chris Pratt's raptor squad was interesting:quote:“Owen’s relationship with the raptors is complicated. They aren’t friends. These animals are nasty and dangerous and they’ll bite your head off if you make the wrong move. But there are men and women out there today who have forged tenuous connections with dangerous predators. That’s interesting territory to me.” Which makes it sound like they aren't simply tamed raptors. Something could trigger his raptors going too out of control
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 02:10 |
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In the pic of the gift shop, there's a sticker of a feathered raptor up on the wall, unlike the actual raptors running around -which makes me think that they're going for the "they're all gross designed by committee mutants rather than real dinosaurs" angle. Explains the Godzilla size moasaur too.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 03:13 |
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It's also entirely possible that both Chris Pratt and the raptors are running away from something, and it isn't worth their time to stop and eat him. Wonder what it might be.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 04:16 |
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Misandrist Duck posted:It's also entirely possible that both Chris Pratt and the raptors are running away from something, and it isn't worth their time to stop and eat him. People who say things like this bug me, because it's literally already public knowledge that Chris Pratt's character revolves around having successfully tamed raptors.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 04:23 |
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Maybe some people avoid spoiler sites.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 06:39 |
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Humboldt Squid posted:In the pic of the gift shop, there's a sticker of a feathered raptor up on the wall, unlike the actual raptors running around -which makes me think that they're going for the "they're all gross designed by committee mutants rather than real dinosaurs" angle. Explains the Godzilla size moasaur too. That'd be a solid throwaway joke, yea. "Wait why do all these dinosaurs look different than the ones in the park?" "Oh, those were designed by our ad guys to get the most tickets sold."
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 06:50 |
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I hope this results in Operation Genesis V2 or even a freaking Lego Jurassic Park game, and to be super optimistic Trespasser V2.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 06:51 |
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SirDrone posted:I hope this results in Operation Genesis V2 or even a freaking Lego Jurassic Park game, and to be super optimistic Trespasser V2. At least you can mod the files to get rid of those caps though.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 06:55 |
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SirDrone posted:I hope this results in Operation Genesis V2 or even a freaking Lego Jurassic Park game, and to be super optimistic Trespasser V2. I'd be super surprised if we didn't at least get a Lego game, we got one for Indiana Jones when Crystal Skull was a thing and they haven't announced their games they're gonna do next year after all. We better get some kinda bad rear end dinosaur survival horror game out of this, though, doesn't even have to be JP themed, just get 'dinosaurs are fuckin scary' back in the pool of ideas.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 06:55 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:We better get some kinda bad rear end dinosaur survival horror game out of this, though, doesn't even have to be JP themed, just get 'dinosaurs are fuckin scary' back in the pool of ideas.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 07:04 |
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Did you know there was a 360/PC/PS3 Turok game? Probably better if you didn't because it's a game where you play as a space marine shooting other space marines and then tapping the Y button to instantly kill any dinosaur that comes near you in the few instances where they show up. Hilarious waste of everyone's time/money/etc. I'm hyped for this movie though, I disliked Lost World and Jurassic Park but this looks too awesome.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 08:12 |
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Nobody's considered the possibility that the raptors have trained Chris Pratt to ride a motorcycle.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 08:20 |
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Spalec posted:I hope if the film has an after-credits scene it's just Ian Malcom watching the news reports of the incident and just going " I said this would happen, didn't I? " The entire end credits should be over Jeff Goldblum watching the news, eating popcorn and laughing.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 09:24 |
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The SJW in me wonders just how long it takes for Bryce Dallas Howard's character to go from business-casual dressed to Sweaty In A Tight Tank Top.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 10:54 |
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Clearly she should stay immaculate in appearance even during a dinosaur apocalypse. Stop perpetuating impossible and unfair beauty standards for women.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 11:24 |
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MisterBibs posted:The SJW in me wonders just how long it takes for Bryce Dallas Howard's character to go from business-casual dressed to Sweaty In A Tight Tank Top. As long as we get Chris Pratt down to his skivvies, being chased by velociraptors in the rain.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 12:32 |
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Sailor-Arrakis posted:As long as we get Chris Pratt down to his skivvies, being chased by velociraptors in the rain. http://imgur.com/gallery/DFUIO
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 15:09 |
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Wandle Cax posted:Clearly she should stay immaculate in appearance even during a dinosaur apocalypse. Stop perpetuating impossible and unfair beauty standards for women. Well, no. Laura Dern managed to stay fully clothed in her film. I honestly can't remember enough of the sequels, but it's not like a dinosaur killing spree requires clothing removal. If she's wearing like, a suit, it makes sense though. I don't want to run through the jungle in a suit.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 17:50 |
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Yeah, I'm cautiously optimistic about this movie. There's not a chance in hell that it's going to be as good as the first one - as a few people mentioned, the original Jurassic Park really is one of those rare movies that does what it sets out to do perfectly - but I'll honestly be satisfied if this movie is a solid "good." I'm not one of those people that hates all CGI, and I'm not going to judge the quality of it based on a teaser promo, but I do hope they use practical effects if the scene calls for it. Not holding my breath though, since that shark in the feeding scene was like a perfect example of when CGI was the inferior choice. Add me to the list of people hoping that this means more Jurassic Park games, too. A new Operation Genesis would be amazing, and considering how popular Zoo Tycoon is, I can't imagine they aren't going to do it. A surprise Dino Crisis sequel would be pretty great too, provided it isn't in space this time.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 19:09 |
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A Jurassic Park MOBA might be the only positive thing to ever come out of the entire awful genre.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 19:34 |
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You don't want a new Jurassic Park video game because Ubisoft would get it and it would just be Far Cry with dinosaurs. Wait that might not be all that bad...
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 19:43 |
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mr.capps posted:You don't want a new Jurassic Park video game because Ubisoft would get it and it would just be Far Cry with dinosaurs. Uhh that would be terrible because I'd have to buy an Ubisoft product
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 19:51 |
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SirDrone posted:I hope this results in Operation Genesis V2 or even a freaking Lego Jurassic Park game, and to be super optimistic Trespasser V2. Funny you should mention a Lego JP game, as they tease it in the credits for Lego Batman 3. http://www.giantbomb.com/articles/lego-jurassic-parks-probably-coming-next-year/1100-5090/
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 20:03 |
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Weird niche game companies already got the cash-in covered: http://news.thehunter.com/introducing-thehunter-primal/
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 20:54 |
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And of course everybody always forgets about Primal Carnage, the team deathmatch game where you can play as dinosaurs: http://primalcarnage.com/ The human team are even dressed like generic Jurassic Park Action Figure Dudes. edit: I suppose I should've linked the first game which is actually available for purchase: http://store.steampowered.com/app/215470/
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:24 |
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oddium posted:Uhh that would be terrible because I'd have to buy an Ubisoft product kill five velicoratpors to build a bigger wallet
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 21:42 |
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A couple of questions I've seen pop up about the backstory stuff of the movie gets answered on the Masrani Global website. In particular, these several paragraphs are on the ill-advised push for more park goers:quote:Despite scientific advancements, Jurassic World continued to spark debate. Within the last three years, despite visitor rates climbing, the peak in numbers continued to appear during the American school holiday season, where staff on Isla Nublar are operating at 100% capacity. So yeah, "It's the investors' fault" is the answer. EDIT: Oh, and signing up for Raptor Pass gets you some movie stills, it's alright I guess. Oblivion4568238 fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Nov 30, 2014 |
# ? Nov 30, 2014 22:28 |
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Wasn't the Telltale Jurassic Park game supposed to be good?
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 23:52 |
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User-Friendly posted:Wasn't the Telltale Jurassic Park game supposed to be good? I hear the story is good, but it has a lot of technical problems. I bought it on PSN for $1 months ago. I really should play it before World comes out.
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# ? Nov 30, 2014 23:56 |
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User-Friendly posted:Wasn't the Telltale Jurassic Park game supposed to be good? Basically it was the last game before Telltale figured out the 'Walking Dead' style adventure game format, and it's full of 'press button now!!! oh you lost, do it again!!!' events instead of meaningful choices or interesting puzzles. They were experimenting and it didn't work out. It's not worth more than $5 tops, but if you can pick it up really cheap and don't mind it being kind of bland it's okay.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 00:01 |
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So, it's like this movie and Mad Max that I can't wait for next year. Star Wars? What Star Wars???MisterBibs posted:The SJW in me wonders just how long it takes for Bryce Dallas Howard's character to go from business-casual dressed to Sweaty In A Tight Tank Top. Hopefully like 5 seconds. Maybe it will be the Bayonetta crossover where the more unclothed the characters become, the more ridiculous the combo! Joking aside, I find the 'Deep Blue Sea' comparisons funny, because Deep Blue Sea is basically Jurassic Park, but with sharks. The T-Rex Jeep attack from the first one is still one of (if not the best) scene of the series, curious how the seemingly singular "super-Dino' will compare in terms of "set-pieces". Can't wait for Raptors hunters the super-Dino, seems like the natural consequence of what's been shown off.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 00:18 |
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User-Friendly posted:Wasn't the Telltale Jurassic Park game supposed to be good? No. That was when Telltale was at its worst.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 02:45 |
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I know this is from a couple pages back, but I am delighted how everything except the raptor hands on that wooden kiosk are actual JP toys rebranded from the previous movie lines. Fantastic. Also SMG, could you go into a little more how the Spinosaurus from 3 represents cynicism? I can sort of see that, seeing how it literally killed the defining representation of the previous films in the T-Rex, is there anything else? Just Offscreen fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Dec 1, 2014 |
# ? Dec 1, 2014 07:34 |
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Jurassic Park III is an odd film; it feels like a comedy and nobody dies in the last two-thirds of the film.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 07:54 |
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The Spinosaurus definitely feels like an early version of the new Ubersaur. Like it's a product of a committee saying "We need something more awesome and badass than T-Rex," both in the film itself and in reality.
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# ? Dec 1, 2014 07:57 |