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TOILETLORD posted:can't wait till future land gets turned into star wars land. disneyland is gonna own
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FordPRefectLL posted:disneyland is gonna own all workers will have to dress as storm troopers or clones. They can bring back the old gun fighter show from frontierland and just make it star wars.
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Gutcruncher posted:Savage Opress. Theres a character named Savage Opress. That's not super worse than Solo, Maul, Skywalker, Grievous, or Darth Vader as far as aptronyms go, though. Star Wars is dumb, but the names are extremely dumb on purpose.
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The Peccadillo posted:That's not super worse than Solo, Maul, Skywalker, Grievous, or Darth Vader as far as aptronyms go, though. There's a sith named Freedon Nadd, which is considerably worse than all of those. The absolute loving worst names were Lucas' proposed names for Starkiller in The Force Unleashed: Darth Icky, or Darth Insanius.
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Darth Insanius sounds like an awesome alternative rap group lead name. I'm imagining a 400lb black guy wearing a sailor moon mask introducing himself as Darth Insanius before dropping some sick beats on the stage and getting everyone going.
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Frank Horrigan posted:There's a sith named Freedon Nadd, which is considerably worse than all of those How is that worse? I'd guess it's meant to invoke "no freedom", but that's infinitely more subtle than any of my examples.
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The Peccadillo posted:How is that worse? I'd guess it's meant to invoke "no freedom", but that's infinitely more subtle than any of my examples. Freedom Nads 
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Frank Horrigan posted:There's a sith named Freedon Nadd, which is considerably worse than all of those. The absolute loving worst names were Lucas' proposed names for Starkiller in The Force Unleashed: Darth Icky, or Darth Insanius. I can't see how he wasn't blatantly loving with those people.
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Frank Horrigan posted:Freedom Nads Aaahaha [Richard "Dick" Powers exhales after a lengthy puff on his noir space vape]
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Nucleic Acids posted:I can't see how he wasn't blatantly loving with those people. This is the same guy who created Watto (fun fact: The racist Jewish caricature was originally supposed to be C-3PO), Ewoks, Jar-Jar Binks, put a musical number into Return of the Jedi, and just the prequel trilogy in general. Lucas is NEVER just loving with people when he throws out stupid poo poo like that.
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The only thing the new trailer makes me hopeful for is more Triumph the Insult Comic Dog ragging on Star Wars fans https://vimeo.com/80129340 Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Nov 30, 2014 |
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Entropic posted:Or use the Force to give the other guy a brain aneurysm or something. Don't go start thinking logically about that poo poo. Well cause they're trained to put up a force shield or something. Everyone else? They should be dead before they try anything. Now I have to play kotor 1 or 2 tonight. I don't think I even want to. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Nov 30, 2014 |
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http://ironmarch.org/index.php?/topic/4509-are-you-excited-for-the-star-wars-movie-goyim/quote:- "JJ Abram's has listened to critics - The new star wars movie features the most diverse cast yet!"  Neo-Nazis are such fags. Not sure how you're gonna be an Aryan superman if all you do is get mad over shows about space wizards.
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JJ Abrams new movie: Star Wars 11: African Alien Sex party with Nazis and Furries
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SunAndSpring posted:
Star Episode VIII: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
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John Boyega will really be the mIn character? Well that's pretty cool, I'm glad of it.
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Why does everyone hate soccer droid, it's adorable.
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The Peccadillo posted:That's not super worse than Solo, Maul, Skywalker, Grievous, or Darth Vader as far as aptronyms go, though. It really is though, except maybe for Grievous. Darth *anything* I can let slide since it turns out those are (Title)+(madeupbadguyname). Perhaps the only positive contribution the prequels and EU have given us.
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Gorilla Salad posted:New trailer released! lmao
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MizPiz posted:Why does everyone hate soccer droid, it's adorable. Looks like 'old Bob' from the Black Hole.
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Gorilla Salad posted:New trailer released! 
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J J Abrams made a good Star Trek reboot but ruined it with a half-assed sequel, so it's a good thing he's passing on the director's chair to the guy who made that lovely Breaking Bad episode about the fly.
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I want Luke Skywalker to turn evil and/or crazy just so Mark Hamill can do his Joker voice in a major motion picture.
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Apparently I'm a racist rear end in a top hat for not noticing/caring that there are no white dudes in the trailer because I'm trying to erase race thanks Internet.Gutcruncher posted:Why did Obi Wan Kenobi go into hiding under the alias Ben Kenobi? Luke guessed his identity within seconds, anyone could've figured it out. Kenobi also didn't even bother changing Luke's last name, and put him with his real uncle and aunt. Guy didn't even try. Frank Horrigan posted:There's a sith named Freedon Nadd, which is considerably worse than all of those. The absolute loving worst names were Lucas' proposed names for Starkiller in The Force Unleashed: Darth Icky, or Darth Insanius. Darth Anything sucks unless you're Darth Vader.
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Gorilla Salad posted:New trailer released! lol
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burritolingus posted:Kenobi also didn't even bother changing Luke's last name, and put him with his real uncle and aunt. Guy didn't even try. It helps that Tatooine was supposed to be a backwater shithole in the middle of nowhere nobody would ever be unless they're a subsistence farmer or a lowlife drifter. Or wait, did Lucas intend for Darth Vader to be Luke's father by the first movie? Because that would make it a bit dumber, but again, even if he used to live there, Darth (remember that was his first name) might not have bothered sending anyone to check on his former family, perhaps assuming they just got eaten by the Tuscans. But no, the EU has established that Tatooine is like, the single most important place in the universe where basically everyone cool shows up at one point or another. Liquid Dinosaur fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Dec 1, 2014 |
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burritolingus posted:Apparently I'm a racist rear end in a top hat for not noticing/caring that there are no white dudes in the trailer because I'm trying to erase race thanks Internet. I'm so liberal that I don't even see race so there. Honestly though I didn't even notice it or think anything of it until people on the internet began pointing it out.
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:It helps that Tatooine was supposed to be a backwater shithole in the middle of nowhere nobody would ever be unless they're a subsistence farmer or a lowlife drifter. Or wait, did Lucas intend for Darth Vader to be Luke's father by the first movie? Because that would make it a bit dumber, but again, even if he used to live there, Darth (remember that was his first name) might not have bothered sending anyone to check on his former family, perhaps assuming they just got eaten by the Tuscans. Kenobi is just bad at hiding. If I remember right, Luke being Vader's son and Leia's brother weren't things Lucas intended while making the first movie. They're things he came up with much later. I think the movies do a good enough job on their own establishing Tatooine as the center of the universe. It's visited in four out of six of the films, more than any other planet, and we'll probably go back to it for the new trilogy if what we saw was Tatooine. Roy posted:I'm so liberal that I don't even see race so there. 
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someone got a link to that giant manifesto where a guy explains the first three movies are propaganda films created by the sky walkers
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burritolingus posted:I think the movies do a good enough job on their own establishing Tatooine as the center of the universe. It's visited in four out of six of the films, more than any other planet, and we'll probably go back to it for the new trilogy if what we saw was Tatooine. Five of the six, actually. Empire Strikes back is the only one where Tatooine never appears. Revenge of the Sith only has it for like a minute but its there. By the way Empire Strikes Back is the best one. COINCIDENCE?!?
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Every time I read something by this dude, I die a little on the inside.
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RedLetterMedia have released a reaction video that's about 7 times as long as the teaser trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBEdgPFoBjY That's an awful lot of words for what amounts to "Eh, whatever  "
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Gutcruncher posted:Five of the six, actually. Empire Strikes back is the only one where Tatooine never appears. Revenge of the Sith only has it for like a minute but its there. Oh poo poo, yeah, you're right. They shoved Tatooine right at the end of Revenge. They couldn't resist. Tatooine is a loving sand trap Star Wars can't get out of.
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burritolingus posted:Oh poo poo, yeah, you're right. They shoved Tatooine right at the end of Revenge. They couldn't resist. "Desert" is the closest type of alien-looking landscape to LA.
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Roy posted:"Desert" is the closest type of alien-looking landscape to LA. they film tatooine in tunisia fyi
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TEAYCHES posted:they film tatooine in tunisia fyi Some of it yes As I just learned from the wiki, they also shot a bunch of scenes in Death Valley and the Yuma Desert. Several cuts from Tunisia are mixed in with cuts from the US in the same scenes.
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So why do I keep hearing people say that Stormtroopers are clones? Where in any of the films does it even suggest this? Even in the DVD cuts where they went out of their way to redub Boba Fett to sound like Jango Fett because hes a clone, they didnt redub the stormtroopers. Who started spreading this lie? The films themselves certainly didnt.
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Why did they even need a huge army of clones? Did the republic not have its own standing army?
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Why did they even need a huge army of clones? Did the republic not have its own standing army? 1000 years of peace leaves you soft.
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