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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Lord Hydronium posted:

Not sarcasm. The only times I've been through Oregon it was in the west, so my mental picture of everything north of, say, Santa Rosa is lots of trees.

Yeah, the Cascades really trap all of that water in the west. You get interesting topography in the east though (and occasionally water too!).


(Painted Hills in the John Day Fossil Beds)


(The "columns" of the unincorporated community of Rome, Oregon)



(the aforementioned Summer Lake, which varies in depth)

Do note that there's a reason why people don't live here - water is incredibly scarce. I think I'd like to live somewhere like Bend though, or at least I would if the average lows in July weren't in the 40s.

computer parts fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Dec 1, 2014

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Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

by Pragmatica
Just to clarify, what's the reason Oregon wasn't targeted?
Is it because it's low population except for Portland, which is close enough to the border to get destroyed by targets on Washington state?


I guess that's kind of funny, since the only targets in Maine and Oregon are the area around their respective Portlands.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Nameless_Steve posted:

Just to clarify, what's the reason Oregon wasn't targeted?
Is it because it's low population except for Portland, which is close enough to the border to get destroyed by targets on Washington state?


Yes, except also add in Eugene and Corvallis (both of which have major research institutions) and Salem, which is the capital.

Oh and I think the one at the bottom is Medford?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Woo I live next to a nuclear submarine basin and the air force base that is in charge of tracking all nuclear explosions globally, I'm going to be so vaporized instantly.

SkySteak
Sep 9, 2010

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Woo I live next to a nuclear submarine basin and the air force base that is in charge of tracking all nuclear explosions globally, I'm going to be so vaporized instantly.

Far from the worst fate in a nuclear war.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

DrSunshine posted:

What would it take to make human habitation of Antarctica self-sustaining? Is there any significant geothermal activity there? I've heard that some bases have greenhouses, would it be possible to feed a population using an extensive enough greenhouse system?

Not a scientist but the lack of sufficient nutrients and good soil would seem to be a problem too. You can import soil, sure, but I'm guessing probably not enough to reliably sustain a thriving community.

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis
I always find these maps amusing because of the size of the climate zones. Inverness, San Sebastian, and Melbourne have the same climate here; Boston and Budapest are in the same category as Edmonton and James Bay. Tokyo, Tampa, and Tulsa are in the same zone (although I've never been to Oklahoma so for all I know it feels like Japan).

Yes, I'm aware that I'm criticizing a map with twenty-nine categories as being insufficiently granular.

Ofaloaf posted:





Oregon seems like the real winner here.

e: Maine would seem like it comes out clean-ish too, except all of these maps assume not one nuke will hit Canada.
I suspect this is why "The Postman" was set in Oregon.

The Fallout fan in me is also happy that Vegas wouldn't be totally screwed.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

SkySteak posted:

Far from the worst fate in a nuclear war.

I live almost exactly between the White House and US Congress. Gone in a millisecond.

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
Maps of meat are still maps right? Right. :colbert:

God's own butcher chart.


An idiots butcher chart.


Heresy most vile.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Everywhere I've lived would be vaporized instantly.

1. LaGrange, GA: 40 miles north of Columbus, GA, where Ft Benning is. It's the largest infantry base in the US.
2. Valdosta, GA: 15 miles from Moody Air Force Base, which has a lot to do with the air wings of the US Atlantic/Caribbean fleets
3. St. Petersburg, Russia: Major city, major port, close to Russian naval base at Kronstadt (I think it's still active, I know it played a huge role in the siege of Leningrad in WW2)
4. Moscow, Russia: Capitol of the Russian Federation, plus many Russian Army and Air Force bases nearby.
5. Atlanta, GA: Not only a major city, but also has Dobbins Air Force Base
6. Seattle, WA: Not only a major city, but also just across Puget Sound from Bangor Naval Base and Kitsap Naval Base, which is the home port for one of the US Pacific fleets I believe.

I've given up escaping from a nuclear holocaust. I can't seem to not live within an hour's drive of important military targets.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Schizotek posted:

Maps of meat are still maps right? Right. :colbert:

God's own butcher chart.


An idiots butcher chart.


Heresy most vile.

Fun fact: the SA front page's HTML is divided up into cuts of beef, like, the footer class is "rump" and the main article is "brisket" and each individual part is an "organ" :3:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

HonorableTB posted:

Everywhere I've lived would be vaporized instantly.

1. LaGrange, GA: 40 miles north of Columbus, GA, where Ft Benning is. It's the largest infantry base in the US.
2. Valdosta, GA: 15 miles from Moody Air Force Base, which has a lot to do with the air wings of the US Atlantic/Caribbean fleets
3. St. Petersburg, Russia: Major city, major port, close to Russian naval base at Kronstadt (I think it's still active, I know it played a huge role in the siege of Leningrad in WW2)
4. Moscow, Russia: Capitol of the Russian Federation, plus many Russian Army and Air Force bases nearby.
5. Atlanta, GA: Not only a major city, but also has Dobbins Air Force Base
6. Seattle, WA: Not only a major city, but also just across Puget Sound from Bangor Naval Base and Kitsap Naval Base, which is the home port for one of the US Pacific fleets I believe.

I've given up escaping from a nuclear holocaust. I can't seem to not live within an hour's drive of important military targets.

Moscow might be fine because that's where the Soviets put their one ABM site that ABM treaty allowed. We put ours in one of the Dakotas because that's where our missiles are.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
ABM systems don't work, and especially don't work against a strike using multiple ICBMs.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

doverhog posted:

ABM systems don't work, and especially don't work against a strike using multiple ICBMs.

Which means they function great as missile bait. So putting ours in the Dakotas is a great move. :v:

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011
I grew up in North Dakota in the 80s. I remember attack drills where we'd hide under our magical desks that were reinforced against nuclear attack. Once a year, we'd visit the fallout shelter in the basement, which was stocked with massive amounts of canned goods and other survivalist bric-a-brac.

The state is ripe with ICBM silos, easily visible by perimeter fences surrounding what seems to be nothing, once you're off the main highways. There's also Minot and Grand Forks AFBs with B-52s and B-1s, as well as an air base at the Fargo airport. The Air Force and SAC practically owned the state.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Albino Squirrel posted:

I always find these maps amusing because of the size of the climate zones. Inverness, San Sebastian, and Melbourne have the same climate here; Boston and Budapest are in the same category as Edmonton and James Bay. Tokyo, Tampa, and Tulsa are in the same zone (although I've never been to Oklahoma so for all I know it feels like Japan).

Sounds ridiculous, but one of these is near Inverness and one is near Melbourne:





They're so similar I've forgotten which is which already.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Yeah, these climate classifications are of course somewhat broad, but they are general good models and the climate in these places is actually quite similar. In school we compared climographs of cities on different hemispheres, thousands of kilometers apart, and they looked nearly identical.

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis

duckmaster posted:

Sounds ridiculous, but one of these is near Inverness and one is near Melbourne:





They're so similar I've forgotten which is which already.
Fair enough, but how are those in the same climate as this?

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
How do extreme temperatures fit into this, because I can't imagine anywhere in Scotland having ever hit 45C.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.

Torrannor posted:

Yeah, these climate classifications are of course somewhat broad, but they are general good models and the climate in these places is actually quite similar. In school we compared climographs of cities on different hemispheres, thousands of kilometers apart, and they looked nearly identical.

Maybe this is just me, but for those kinds of maps maps I also just like being able to compare climates in places I don't know with climates in places I do know. Seeing that parts of Australia have a climate similar to Iberia is much more meaningful to me than seeing a random cluster of letters I have to look up in some key.

Ghost of Mussolini
Jun 26, 2011

TinTower posted:

One of my favourite things about that map is that the Argentine claims on the Antarctic are mutually exclusive with the ones on the Falklands.
Putting aside the actual question of whether the claim is valid or not, I'm curious what you mean by this.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



They're a semi-failed state that went bankrupt twice in the last two decades, how can they have so much imperialist drive?

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

computer parts posted:

Be warned that there's a reason why Oregon is not targeted:



I really loving love this state though (even/especially the eastern 2/3) and I hope to live there in the near future.

God that's a terrible map of Oregon. Columbia plateau labeled at the furthest southern extent (???) and Steens Mountain (singular fault block) listed as mountains.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Argentina is also claiming all those islands? What the hell's on them?

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Albino Squirrel posted:

Fair enough, but how are those in the same climate as this?


Climates near the ocean generally have warm summers, and cool (but not cold) winters. They are characterized by a narrower annual range of temperatures than are encountered in other places at a comparable latitude, and generally do not have the extremely dry summers of Mediterranean climates.[2] Oceanic climates are most dominant in Europe, where they spread much farther inland than in other continents.[3]

Oceanic climates can have much storm activity as they are located in the belt of the stormy westerlies. The annual range of temperatures is smaller than typical climates at these latitudes due to the constant stable marine air masses that pass through oceanic climates, which lack both very warm and very cool fronts.



Admittedly I just ripped that from wikipedia ;)

3peat
May 6, 2010


If you squint you can notice Szekelyland and it's subarctic climate. They can thank the Hungarian kings for settling them in that frozen hellhole tho

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Huh. Most of Serbia is marked as humid continental on that map, but when I check humid continental climate on Wikipedia, I get this:



However, looking up humid subtropical, I get this:



I wonder if the classification criteria changed recently, or if we're experiencing global warming first hand.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Phlegmish posted:

They're a semi-failed state that went bankrupt twice in the last two decades, how can they have so much imperialist drive?

But enough about Russia.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Schizotek posted:

Maps of meat are still maps right? Right. :colbert:

God's own butcher chart.


An idiots butcher chart.


Heresy most vile.

http://i.imgur.com/rgSTtal.jpg

Admin edit: mildly :nws:, the PETA picture of a girl marked like a butcher's chart.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Kurtofan posted:

Argentina is also claiming all those islands? What the hell's on them?

Possible resources under the ocean. It's common practice to claim lovely uninhabited rocks, because it extends your exclusive economic reach. You can't claim seafloor directly, you have to claim little crap shoals sticking out above the water. This is one of the two big reasons nations threaten each other with war over otherwise insignificant specks of land (the other is national pride).

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Here's that same climate map, just much larger.


Ras Het posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/rgSTtal.jpg[/]
That's a nice rump state :v:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Northern Maine looks like it would be fine since the map is assuming no strikes in Canada although that seems unlikely since NORAD plus most of Canada's population is situated in the area directly west of it.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

kapparomeo
Apr 19, 2011

Some say his extreme-right links are clearly known, even in the fascist capitalist imperialist Murdochist press...

Phlegmish posted:

They're a semi-failed state that went bankrupt twice in the last two decades, how can they have so much imperialist drive?

What I'm surprised that more people don't mention whenever Argentina makes its perennial whinges about British imperialism is that with its continued occupation of the Kingdom of Araucania and Patagonia, whose aborigine Mapuche peoples have suffered under Buenos Aires' boot-heel for over 150 years and continue to be exploited and discriminated against today, Argentina is currently a much bigger colonial power than the UK is.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Carbon dioxide posted:

The world would be much better off if North-America had kept the Dutch language, and all North-Americans spoke Dutch till this day. :colbert:

Agreed.

But only if they fixed the language like the South African settlers did. :klimin:

Antwan3K
Mar 8, 2013
baai veel te waar

Markovnikov
Nov 6, 2010
Being from the country itself, I can try to answer/comment on the topic (and hopefully not sound like too much of a shithead).

Phlegmish posted:

They're a semi-failed state that went bankrupt twice in the last two decades, how can they have so much imperialist drive?
There's this whole historical point of view here that Argentina was once destined for grand things. We were the Granary of the World, who helped Europe get over it's post World War (1 and/or 2, can't remember) famines. Buenos Aires was/is the Paris del Plata. Etc, etc. And then we got hosed by Evil Outside Forces. All that builds up to a very nationalistic pride. Ask me about our border fisticuffs with Chile as recent as the 20th Century (or not since my history classes have already abandoned me).

Kurtofan posted:

Argentina is also claiming all those islands? What the hell's on them?
A whole lot of nothing, with the associated fishing and (possible) petroleum rights. IE: The same reason the UK (or whoever owns them nowadays) wants them.

kapparomeo posted:

What I'm surprised that more people don't mention whenever Argentina makes its perennial whinges about British imperialism is that with its continued occupation of the Kingdom of Araucania and Patagonia, whose aborigine Mapuche peoples have suffered under Buenos Aires' boot-heel for over 150 years and continue to be exploited and discriminated against today, Argentina is currently a much bigger colonial power than the UK is.
Yeah sure buddy, by that standard every country in the Americas is a current colonial power. I'll give you that the "Conquest of the Desert" (which is often pointed out was a bad name since it was actually inhabited by many aboriginal tribes) was more recent than most other Aboriginal massacres, but wasn't the whole Far West thing in the US during the 19th Century too? At least most countries don't still memorialize that sort of thing in their bills like we still do :negative:.

In the end the whole South Atlantic Islands and Antarctica things are only good enough for having a curiously long province name, some diplomatic run-ins every now and then, and a national holiday (Sovereignty Day). The war over the Islas Malvinas that everyone remember was done by a military government in its last throes trying to garner popular support. I don't remember if it was here or in the pictures thread, but the picture of the General Belgrano ship sinking? Yeah, that one was probably filled with young conscripts who were forced upon the war. (or maybe they were regular navy sailors and I'm full of poo poo, can't find a concrete answer :v:)

e: Have some brave soldiers going to rid the desertic wastes that belong to no one in particular, no siree, sure indeed

Markovnikov fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Dec 2, 2014

Foppery
Dec 27, 2013

I POSSESS THE POWER CHRONIC

HonorableTB posted:

Everywhere I've lived would be vaporized instantly.

1. LaGrange, GA: 40 miles north of Columbus, GA, where Ft Benning is. It's the largest infantry base in the US.
2. Valdosta, GA: 15 miles from Moody Air Force Base, which has a lot to do with the air wings of the US Atlantic/Caribbean fleets
3. St. Petersburg, Russia: Major city, major port, close to Russian naval base at Kronstadt (I think it's still active, I know it played a huge role in the siege of Leningrad in WW2)
4. Moscow, Russia: Capitol of the Russian Federation, plus many Russian Army and Air Force bases nearby.
5. Atlanta, GA: Not only a major city, but also has Dobbins Air Force Base
6. Seattle, WA: Not only a major city, but also just across Puget Sound from Bangor Naval Base and Kitsap Naval Base, which is the home port for one of the US Pacific fleets I believe.

I've given up escaping from a nuclear holocaust. I can't seem to not live within an hour's drive of important military targets.

I've spent all my (admittedly rather short) life in either Washington D.C or Islamabad.

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


I lived most of my life less than ten miles from the USA's only source of Tritium, now I live on Long Island.

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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Phlegmish posted:

They're a semi-failed state that went bankrupt twice in the last two decades, how can they have so much imperialist drive?

How about all those Nazis they let in?

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