The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name, and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?

What are you, the narrator? :rolleyes:

# ? Dec 1, 2014 22:35

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# ? May 27, 2024 19:30

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Jerusalem posted:

What are you, the narrator?

So the goons learned how to function in a thread, and eventually they were reported by, oh, let's say...Jerusalem.

# ? Dec 1, 2014 22:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Cry Havoc posted:

So the goons learned how to function in a thread, and eventually they were reported by, oh, let's say...Jerusalem.

What the hell are you doing with my quotes in your thread, Cry Havoc? :toughguy:

# ? Dec 1, 2014 22:56

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

sout posted:

Heh. You're gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?

# ? Dec 1, 2014 22:56

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

MondayHotDog posted:

HA HA!

# ? Dec 1, 2014 22:59

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Jerusalem posted:

What the hell are you doing with my quotes in your thread, Cry Havoc?

A counterfeit quotes thread operating out of Automotive Insanity!

# ? Dec 1, 2014 23:10

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

Would you like it if others laughed at YOUR misfortune, hmm? Maybe we should find out!

# ? Dec 2, 2014 00:00

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

What the hell are you doing with my quotes in your thread, Cry Havoc?

A moderator in an ape mask is still a moderator!

# ? Dec 2, 2014 00:42

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

# ? Dec 2, 2014 00:44

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 00:49

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.

I'm afraid a goon of your... carriage could never fit in our seats.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:46

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Monday_ posted:

I'm afraid a goon of your... carriage could never fit in our seats.

Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote unquote, Ultimate Goon Belt.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:51

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Do over Ham posted:

Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote unquote, Ultimate Goon Belt.

You just keep right on driving.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:52

Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

Deviant posted:

You just keep right on driving.

That goon can sell anything.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 03:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

THIS GIANT WOMAN WILL DESTROY US ALL! :derp:

# ? Dec 2, 2014 03:16

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Gin_Rummy posted:

That goon can sell anything.

Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret Gin_Rummy: The right quote - is the quote that's for sale. The right goon - is anyone.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 03:29

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret Gin_Rummy: The right quote - is the quote that's for sale. The right goon - is anyone.

Mr. Nate, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to sell quotes. Is he crazy?

# ? Dec 2, 2014 03:34

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Cry Havoc posted:

Mr. Nate, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to sell quotes. Is he crazy?

And what if your family don't like bread? They like... quotes?

# ? Dec 2, 2014 03:38

Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

Cry Havoc posted:

Mr. Nate, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to sell quotes. Is he crazy?

Hey-a, whatsamattuh you-a-you crazy kid?! You chasin away my busi-ness!

# ? Dec 2, 2014 03:39

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

The Nastier Nate posted:

Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret Gin_Rummy: The right quote - is the quote that's for sale. The right goon - is anyone.

I don't understand. Threads need quotes. Moderators need probations. Goons need avatars. I'm supplying it to them at a tidy profit.
And not a single :10bux:

was wasted. You inspired it all, Nastier Nate.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 03:39

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret Gin_Rummy: The right quote - is the quote that's for sale. The right goon - is anyone.

It's awfully small...

I'd say it's awfully.. cozy!

That's dilapidated...

Rustic!

That quote is on fire!

Motivated seller!

That's a beauty!

Forget about that quote, that's the murder quote.

Ooh, I remember! Jerusalem was very lucky.

Well, no one expects you to sell that quote. But you'd better sell something, because Platinum Upgrades are for closers, Gin_Rummy. Anybody that doesn't sell a quote their first week gets permabanned. I probably should have mentioned that earlier.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 03:40

Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

Do over Ham posted:

It's awfully small...

I'd say it's awfully.. cozy!

That's dilapidated...

Rustic!

That quote is on fire!

Motivated seller!

That's a beauty!

Forget about that quote, that's the murder quote.

Ooh, I remember! Jerusalem was very lucky.

Well, no one expects you to sell that quote. But you'd better sell something, because Platinum Upgrades are for closers, Gin_Rummy. Anybody that doesn't sell a quote their first week gets permabanned. I probably should have mentioned that earlier.

Woozle wuzzle... ?

# ? Dec 2, 2014 03:49

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Gin_Rummy posted:

Woozle wuzzle... ?

Woozle wuzzle? :raise:

What kind of quote is that?

# ? Dec 2, 2014 03:51

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Gin_Rummy posted:

Woozle wuzzle... ?

Woozle wuzzle? I don't know, you've been pitching that all night.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 03:52

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Do over Ham posted:

Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote unquote, Ultimate Goon Belt.

Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Goon. You must be a devil with the ladies. :smugbert:

# ? Dec 2, 2014 04:20

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Goon. You must be a devil with the ladies.

Dang right. Fact is, I invented kissing! It was during World War One, and they needed a new way to spread germs....

# ? Dec 2, 2014 04:24

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Everything Counts posted:

Dang right. Fact is, I invented kissing! It was during World War One, and they needed a new way to spread germs....

Now what you gotta do,
If you wanna get a kiss,
Is act real smooth,
And post your quote like this.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 04:29

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

It's awfully small...

I'd say it's awfully.. cozy!

That's dilapidated...

Rustic!

That quote is on fire!

Motivated seller!

That's a beauty!

Forget about that quote, that's the murder quote.

Ooh, I remember! Jerusalem was very lucky.

Well, no one expects you to sell that quote. But you'd better sell something, because Platinum Upgrades are for closers, Gin_Rummy. Anybody that doesn't sell a quote their first week gets permabanned. I probably should have mentioned that earlier.