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jodai posted:Here it is. Jesus loving Christ. Started reading, saw the scroll bar. How do you even manage to write that much poo poo? I hope some of it is comments. Edit: Yeah. That's pretty much all comments. Not sure which is worse right now.
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Noyemi K posted:The Ryan's Steakhouse Story, while a good and entertaining story, is almost certainly STDH in my expert opinion. - Someone casually explaining that they have explosive diarrhea and bathroom mishaps on a regular basis like this is a normal, human thing - The horrendous, over-detailed explanation of the dynamics of making GBS threads oneself - The classic STDH ending to remove any doubt that this is just some weird poo poo fetish fantasy - The fact the author signed their own name and put this on his personal website
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Imaduck posted:Wow, whatever this is hasn't gotten enough love. I don't know what disturbs me more: Oh god, haha, I had COMPLETELY forgotten about that part: quote:When I finished getting dressed, I picked up the hose and cleaned up the entire stall, washing down the remains toward the drain in the center of the room. I put down the hose and walked out of the bathroom. I had intended to go to the manager and thank him for all he had done, but when I walked out, three of the management staff were there to greet me with a standing ovation. I started laughing so hard that I thought I was going to throw up again, but managed to scurry out to the car where my wife was now waiting to pick me up by the front door.
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From my Twitter feed, just now:quote:Just overheard a snapback wearing thundercunt tell a young girl if he was as ugly as her he'd kill himself & she's just got up…. quote:.....And punched him so far he fell back out the shop. It was so beautiful half the place erupted in applause. quote:Manager has just offered her a free smoothie recommended the "fruit punch"....what a glorious life. Is there enough STDH in there to get a full row on a bingo card? There's the misogynist bad guy, the applause, and the free food.
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Nov 26, 2014 18:19
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Me and the misogynist have been married for 3 years....he finishes his liberal arts degree next week
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Nov 26, 2014 20:48
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More in the restaurant STDH vein:Not sure this guy was really even trying posted:Little background info on me, I don’t usually eat out in fact I rarely eat out, unless I absolutely have to or unless there is a special occasion, today was one of such days.
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Nov 26, 2014 23:59
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I posted that one as a fake on one of those mlia-type sites lol
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Nov 27, 2014 00:25
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"" posted:Being the anniversary of me and my SO, needless to say I reserved a table Fast forward an hour and a half and we've just about finished eating, it would suffice to say unbeknownst to me in all my life I have never been the entire left side of my face
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Nov 27, 2014 00:28
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The Ryan's Steakhouse one is truely antique STDH, which I remember originally seeing (with a lot more vulgarity to put it over the top) on alt.tasteless.
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Nov 27, 2014 00:46
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Serperoth posted:It came from imgur: "majority of people of every race are tired" Ain't that actually the drat truth. I'm waiting for the onslaught of post-Ferguson STDH to hit my Facebook, but except for the occasional person who's like CHEMTRAILS!!!!!! (my mother-in-law), everyone I know seems to be fairly rational.
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Nov 27, 2014 01:24
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NobbytheSheep posted:From my Twitter feed, just now: Free food with a spontaneous pun, no less.
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Nov 27, 2014 02:15
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bringmyfishback posted:I'm waiting for the onslaught of post-Ferguson STDH to hit my Facebook, but except for the occasional person who's like CHEMTRAILS!!!!!! (my mother-in-law), everyone I know seems to be fairly rational. Lucky you 
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Nov 27, 2014 02:27
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Nov 29, 2014 14:36
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What actually happened posted:SIX YEARS AGO I ASKED OUT MY CRUSH. SHE TOLD ME I WAS A WORTHESS FAT LOSER.
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Nov 29, 2014 14:40
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That stupid bear meme consistently gets the worst stdhs.
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Nov 29, 2014 16:21
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sweeperbravo posted:That stupid bear meme consistently gets the worst stdhs. Is that a new thing, that bear as a meme? You'll have to forgive me, like any smart poster I live in a chemical haze to forget the tormented Hellscape that is the internet at large.
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Nov 29, 2014 19:34
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HebrewMagic posted:Is that a new thing, that bear as a meme? You'll have to forgive me, like any smart poster I live in a chemical haze to forget the tormented Hellscape that is the internet at large. It is for secret confessions e.g "I molestro women on the bus". Typically it is misused for humble bragging e.g "I called social services on my abusive neighbour". Regardless of correct usage it is almost always STDH. Worst of all it's a meme and memes are for cunts.
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Nov 29, 2014 20:09
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isn't this the plot of sk8er boy, only with being a fat loser who gets fit rather than a skating loser who gets famous?
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Fatkraken posted:isn't this the plot of sk8er boy, only with being a fat loser who gets fit rather than a skating loser who gets famous? I think you might be mixing the plot up with that movie, "Fatboy Slim".
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Nov 29, 2014 21:09
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I think it originally happened at a Papa Johns where the guy picked up a pizza and fell in love with the girl at the counter and then trained for 10 years until he was literally Ivan Drago and then went back and asked her out.
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Nov 30, 2014 02:33
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Noyemi K posted:
See I think even the part about him asking someone out is STDH.
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Dec 1, 2014 21:14
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If someone uses the word "crush" to describe another human being (i.e. "he is my crush" or "I asked out my crush"), I assume he/she is fourteen years old.
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Dec 2, 2014 02:38
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 Came across this on tumblr. Everyone responding to it falling for it completely, of course. Has all the typical STDH traits, clapping, ending in a marriage proposal... *sigh*
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Dec 2, 2014 03:53
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tenshianna posted:Came across this on tumblr. Everyone responding to it falling for it completely, of course. Has all the typical STDH traits, clapping, ending in a marriage proposal... *sigh* But no Bohemian Rhapsody 
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tenshianna posted:
Why the gently caress would you come out to a class of students? Was it like, part of her report or something? Did she just decide to out herself to all of her classes that day? Why would literally everyone except the other student laugh and poo poo, and why wasn't there a teacher? Why How can people believe a story written by someone who has never been in a highschool in their life?
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tenshianna posted:
I was hoping her brave defender was a guy. Who had a crush on her. And still came out as lesbian to save the woman of his dreams.
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Dec 2, 2014 10:55
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tenshianna posted:
Meh. I hoped that half of the class would come out as lesbians by the end of the story.
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Paladinus posted:Meh. I hoped that half of the class would come out as lesbians by the end of the story. And that lesbian was Albert Einstein.
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Dec 2, 2014 19:03
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Guys, I have something to tell you. I'm a lesbian after reading that touching story.
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Dec 2, 2014 19:11
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Guys, I have something to tell you. I'm a lesbian after reading that touching story. (USER WAS MARRIED FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 2, 2014 19:22
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Decrepus posted:(USER WAS MARRIED FOR THIS POST) 
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Decrepus posted:(USER WAS MARRIED FOR THIS POST) Nice
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Araenna posted:Why the gently caress would you come out to a class of students? Was it like, part of her report or something? Did she just decide to out herself to all of her classes that day? Why would literally everyone except the other student laugh and poo poo, and why wasn't there a teacher? Why How can people believe a story written by someone who has never been in a highschool in their life? Show and Tell is pretty hardcore these days.
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Dec 3, 2014 06:39
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I know Facebook shares are extra-low hanging fruit, but COME THE gently caress ON PEOPLE
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"Despite his 100 shares, you will notice it agreed to a heart 'tranplant' which is not a medical procedure. My apologies."
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Drunk Tomato posted:I know Facebook shares are extra-low hanging fruit, but COME THE gently caress ON PEOPLE I knew Obamacare was a bad idea.
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The death panel is facebook. Its worse than the republicans ever predicted.
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Drunk Tomato posted:I know Facebook shares are extra-low hanging fruit, but COME THE gently caress ON PEOPLE Poe's law is really messing with me on that one. On the one hand this is just too dumb and cliché to be unironic. On the other hand this is Facebook. 
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Dec 3, 2014 19:03
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Serperoth posted:It came from imgur: You know, I could see this being true but I'm willing to bet it'd be the white girls parents telling her to get that thug* out of their house. *substitute the word thug with whatever racial slur you see fitting.
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Fathis Munk posted:Poe's law is really messing with me on that one. 100% chance the person who shared it on my timeline was being genuine. She's a typical, late-forties church lady. That's not to say that the original post isn't satire, though. It very well could be.
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