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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Sombrerotron posted:

Imagine the Sonic fanbase, but with the ability to monetise every single "original character" and sue for copyright infringement.

How would we tell the difference between fan made knockoff games and quality Sega productions like Sonic Boom? :ohdear:

Wank posted:

It was also interesting that merchandise for TPM was loving EVERYWHERE. KFC, Pepsi cans, Dorito Tazos, every aisle in the supermarket, every confectionery, everything... TPM. FOR MONTHS. For some reason it got scaled way back when AOTC came around.

I still have a folder of Tazos around somewhere.

I remember Walkers/Lays did some sort of Jar Jar extending sticky-tongue toy in their crisp packets. My tongue got covered in filth within a day. They also did millions of prize scratchcards and I think I bankrupted my family with them.

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

The Episode VII merchandise is going to own bones. Do I want a collectable Millennium Falcon dinner plate set ?? Yes

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Steve2911 posted:

How would we tell the difference between fan made knockoff games and quality Sega productions like Sonic Boom? :ohdear:
The knockoff games would be approximately a hundred times more likely to result in a frivolous lawsuit and/or to contain porn.

EDIT: also there wouldn't actually be "quality" games anymore, because no big publisher would want to devote serious funds to a product competing with a billion others in an intellectual property hellhole nobody in their right mind would want to be associated with in the first place.

Sombrerotron fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Dec 3, 2014

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Steve2911 posted:



I remember Walkers/Lays did some sort of Jar Jar extending sticky-tongue toy in their crisp packets. My tongue got covered in filth within a day.
I had like three of those because the Dandy, the Beano and Walkers all did them. They were loving great.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Wank posted:

It was also interesting that merchandise for TPM was loving EVERYWHERE. KFC, Pepsi cans, Dorito Tazos, every aisle in the supermarket, every confectionery, everything... TPM. FOR MONTHS. For some reason it got scaled way back when AOTC came around.


It's because TPM loving sucked.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I remember there was a Senator Palpatine Pepsi can that you had no way of knowing was featuring "The Guy who Turns Out To Be The Emperor" unless you were familiar with expanded universe lore or recognized Ian McDiarmid. So it was a Pepsi can with some random politician in a dumb robe from the upcoming movie and you were supposed to get really excited about it.

Wank
Apr 26, 2008

teagone posted:

It's because TPM loving sucked.

Aye, that it did.

I remember now, and it puts the Disney deal in perspective, in 1999 PepsiCo paid Lucas $2 billion to use Star Wars in its promotions. I wonder how close they got to recouping that? I know I bought a shitload of Lays and Doritos at least.

http://www.fool.com/specials/1999/sp990512starwars003.htm

I doubt anyone wanted to follow that precedent.

EDIT: More poo poo about why TPM was a failure and what Lucasfilm has done to fix AOTC, including cutting all the kids stuff - and less merchandising
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/04/25/1019441280779.html

quote:

 The new film will have a "darker feel, closer to the original saga" and "no silly characters or kids", says the Lucasfilm document.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1945447.stm

Wank fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Dec 3, 2014

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
The worst was all the Darth Vader merchandise for TPM. As a child I went into the cinema expecting to see Darth Vader. I didn't loving see Darth Vader.

(edit - and my pre-emptive reply to people saying "Oh but you did", is: "shut up".)

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
The best TPM promotion was the KFC/Pizza Hut/Taco Bell team up. Like some Avengers of lovely fast food coming together to pimp a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uMnaobAiKc

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
The same company owns all 3, so that's why they were all promoting episode 1. That company used to be owned by Pepsi as well.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.




Is that a motherfucking Chancellor Valorum Pepsi can?! :psyduck:

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Sombrerotron posted:

The knockoff games would be approximately a hundred times more likely to result in a frivolous lawsuit and/or to contain porn.

EDIT: also there wouldn't actually be "quality" games anymore, because no big publisher would want to devote serious funds to a product competing with a billion others in an intellectual property hellhole nobody in their right mind would want to be associated with in the first place.

I think they would after the initial glut of poo poo. I mean, people still make Sherlock Holmes stories and that character has been public domain for decades.

Sith Happens
Jun 7, 2005

You will find that it is you
who are mistaken.

About a great many things.

Lurdiak posted:

I remember there was a Senator Palpatine Pepsi can that you had no way of knowing was featuring "The Guy who Turns Out To Be The Emperor" unless you were familiar with expanded universe lore or recognized Ian McDiarmid. So it was a Pepsi can with some random politician in a dumb robe from the upcoming movie and you were supposed to get really excited about it.

Best goddamned Pepsi cans ever, and you should still be really excited about them. :colbert:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Steve2911 posted:

Is that a motherfucking Chancellor Valorum Pepsi can?! :psyduck:

It most certainly is.

Kneel before Chancellor Finis Valorum.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

But when the auteur already *is* a giant profit-driven corporation, it renders the point pretty moot does it not?

I would much rather Star Wars be handled by a giant corporation that aims to make money by releasing new films every couple of years (Disney), than one which aims to make money by lazily milking the crap out of old films until everyone is sick to death of them (Lucas).

Despite the billion-dollar merchandising, it still had Lucas at its core, even with the weirdo that he is. You don't digitally add rocks before R2D2 for mass appeal, you do it because you are an insane person. Disney is just going to make an even bigger mess few years from now, with new media constantly contradicting and rebuilding itself. Just a one giant EU where even OT would lose its importance.

Steve2911 posted:

Is that a motherfucking Chancellor Valorum Pepsi can?! :psyduck:

I want to believe that there are obsessive Terrance Stamp fans.

fatherboxx fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Dec 3, 2014

Wank
Apr 26, 2008

fatherboxx posted:

I want to believe that there are obsessive Terrance Stamp fans.

There certainly are in Australia! :wink:

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I haven't seen the movies in a while but if I recall didn't Mr. Palpatine do a good job with his role? I seem to think he stands out sort of like how Hugo Weaving did in the Matrix movies.

Zonekeeper
Oct 27, 2007



Gatts posted:

I haven't seen the movies in a while but if I recall didn't Mr. Palpatine do a good job with his role? I seem to think he stands out sort of like how Hugo Weaving did in the Matrix movies.

Yes. To the point that people who otherwise hate the prequels (such as RLM) love Palpatine, especially in Revenge of the Sith.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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If any doesn't think episode seven will be a color by numbers movie by committee that satisfies a marketing committee's checklist first, then you are in for a disappointment. For years Star Wars has basically been extension of all those shows from the 70's, toy concepts first, 20 minute long commercials second.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

computer parts posted:

I think they would after the initial glut of poo poo. I mean, people still make Sherlock Holmes stories and that character has been public domain for decades.
Do you really think the Sherlock Holmes and Star Wars fanbases are comparable? Also, aside from a handful of (relatively) high-production-value renditions/interpretations of pre-existing Holmes stories, how much genuinely new material have big studios and publishers put out in the past few decades?

fatherboxx posted:

Despite the billion-dollar merchandising, it still had Lucas at its core, even with the weirdo that he is. You don't digitally add rocks before R2D2 for mass appeal, you do it because you are an insane person. Disney is just going to make an even bigger mess few years from now, with new media constantly contradicting and rebuilding itself. Just a one giant EU where even OT would lose its importance.
Actually you're right, let's just get rid of the whole idea of continuity altogether and let every single person make up for himself just exactly what how Star Wars should go. Each part of the collective mass of worthless fan creations, no matter how trivial or repugnant, will be of equal value and legitimacy, because at long last will be no oppressive and creativity-stifling "true" Star Wars anymore.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep

Sombrerotron posted:

Do you really think the Sherlock Holmes and Star Wars fanbases are comparable? Also, aside from a handful of (relatively) high-production-value renditions/interpretations of pre-existing Holmes stories, how much genuinely new material have big studios and publishers put out in the past few decades?

Sherlock Holmes mysteries are still very alive in books. Particularly YA "Sherlock's distant relative gets into hijinks" genres.

Steezy Skunk Tamer
Oct 2, 2012

I have a box still containing every one of those stupid Pepsi character cans (except the golden Yoda one or whatever where you won a million dollars or something). As a kid it was always my plan to sell my collection one day for massive profits.

Let the bidding begin.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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Soiled Meat

Sombrerotron posted:

Do you really think the Sherlock Holmes and Star Wars fanbases are comparable? Also, aside from a handful of (relatively) high-production-value renditions/interpretations of pre-existing Holmes stories, how much genuinely new material have big studios and publishers put out in the past few decades?

In the past 20 years there's been at least as many productions of Sherlock as there have been Star Wars in each respective medium. The fanbases while probably made up of different people are easily comparable on size.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

If any doesn't think episode seven will be a color by numbers movie by committee that satisfies a marketing committee's checklist first, then you are in for a disappointment. For years Star Wars has basically been extension of all those shows from the 70's, toy concepts first, 20 minute long commercials second.

That explains the no-name black male lead.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

So, in your theory, George Lucas watched There Will Be Blood and got all confused, like "how come my film, in which Dracula fights a muppet, doesn't look like this???" So he goes on the Internet and reads youtube comments for a few days...

Thats not Dracula, its a poop baron. I mean he tells you in the name, I'm surprised you didn't get that critical subtext. Everybody poops, even the force.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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euphronius posted:

That explains the no-name black male lead.

How much do you think it'll cost to get a leading black actor for a demographic that doesn't care which one they get. Also, did anyone notice in the 90's for the Special Editions all the marketing barely used the big three, and instead used mask characters instead? I figured it was to avoid paying them royalties. Is there anything written about that, I'd be interested to see.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lucas owned their movie likenesses so it wasn't about that.

Also you missed my point entirely.

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

Spaceman Future! posted:

Thats not Dracula, its a poop baron. I mean he tells you in the name, I'm surprised you didn't get that critical subtext. Everybody poops, even the force.

Force poops sound like a horrible condition where all your maedyklorons migrate into your hemorrhoids.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Zonekeeper posted:

Yes. To the point that people who otherwise hate the prequels (such as RLM) love Palpatine, especially in Revenge of the Sith.

If every actor chewed the scenery as much as Ian McDiarmid and Christopher Lee the prequels would have been drat fine movies.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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euphronius posted:

Lucas owned their movie likenesses so it wasn't about that.

Also you missed my point entirely.

I'm relatively sure you are agreeing with me, right? If not please elucidate.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

PresidentBeard posted:

If every actor chewed the scenery as much as Ian McDiarmid and Christopher Lee the prequels would have been drat fine movies.

The scenery wasn't real though

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

A marketing committee is not going to launch a $200 million blockbuster with a no-name black male lead.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Steezy Skunk Tamer posted:

I have a box still containing every one of those stupid Pepsi character cans (except the golden Yoda one or whatever where you won a million dollars or something). As a kid it was always my plan to sell my collection one day for massive profits.

Let the bidding begin.

If I figure out where to find it I'd offer to give you your dignity back.

Or I'd trade for my Jizz collection.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



I cant wait til Ep7 owns. :)

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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Soiled Meat

euphronius posted:

A marketing committee is not going to launch a $200 million blockbuster with a no-name black male lead.

While I agree with that, I think it's possible we will find out that he's not the lead. Wasn't there a script written previously by the guy that wrote Toy Story 3, and then it was scrapped, and he was fired because the studio wanted a movie that focused on the big three? Maybe his character and the actor was signed on for that script, and in the reworking he's stuck around but is in a reduced role.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

euphronius posted:

A marketing committee is not going to launch a $200 million blockbuster with a no-name black male lead.

The Prequels were a parade of expensive well known talent with a maze of contract restrictions that were utterly wasted. It seems like Disney wants the exact opposite, low key inexpensive but talented rising stars that they can rule with an iron fist in true Mouse style. No Hamil, Fisher, Ford in the trailer. Hell not even Peter Mayhew, they are looking for control and distance from the OT.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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Spaceman Future! posted:

The Prequels were a parade of expensive well known talent with a maze of contract restrictions that were utterly wasted. It seems like Disney wants the exact opposite, low key inexpensive but talented rising stars that they can rule with an iron fist in true Mouse style.

They are probably trying to avoid a Marvel situation where they are tied to huge name actors with huge paychecks.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

While I agree with that, I think it's possible we will find out that he's not the lead. Wasn't there a script written previously by the guy that wrote Toy Story 3, and then it was scrapped, and he was fired because the studio wanted a movie that focused on the big three? Maybe his character and the actor was signed on for that script, and in the reworking he's stuck around but is in a reduced role.

If that were the case the trailer would have absolutely featured Hamill, Ford, and Fisher. There's a very good reason Boyega, Ridley, and Isaac are the 3 faces we see in the trailer.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

They are probably trying to avoid a Marvel situation where they are tied to huge name actors with huge paychecks.

Which is pretty much the opposite of a paint by numbers produced by marketing movie. Paint by numbers wants Samuel Jackson because of focus groups.

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Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

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Jose Oquendo posted:

If that were the case the trailer would have absolutely featured Hamill, Ford, and Fisher. There's a very good reason Boyega, Ridley, and Isaac are the 3 faces we see in the trailer.

Probably to avoid spoilers. I figure Hamill's appearance is likely considered a spoiler, Carrie is horrifying to look at, and Harris Ford is too old for this sort of nonsense.

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