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RFC2324 posted:The death panel is facebook. This would be a great sci-fi story though. It plays on the eternal popularity contest of social media.
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RFC2324 posted:The death panel is facebook. Send me a fence section for my Farmville bitch, or you're a loving dead man.
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ibntumart posted:More in the restaurant STDH vein: Got my jaw dislocated, but it was the best anniversary dinner ever! Seriously do people not understand law? If she seriously slapped you and dislocated your jaw, its assault! Open-and-shut case. You want a sick STDH bon mot? "You've been served!"
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Story on facebook, not your typical STDH but something about this feels really wrong http://foxct.com/2014/12/02/santa-and-elf-fired-after-turning-away-autistic-girl-with-pit-bull-service-dog/ quote:A little girl was turned away while trying to visit a Christmas display at The Shops at Mission Viejo because she had a pit bull with her as a service dog. Abcde Santos–pronounced “Ab-suh-Dee”–was with her family and Pupcake, who she has had with her since 2009, when, according to a Facebook page dedicated to Pupcake the Service Dog, Santa refused to take a picture wit her because “those dogs eat people.” What kind of a name is "Abcde" !? That's not a name that's the start of the alphabet. Makes me really question her parents' judgement. Maybe I'm a terrible person for doubting this poor autistic girl, but I feel like everybody's just eating the story up as a result and nobody's giving it any scrutiny. I just can't see a scenario where a mall Santa is saying "Sorry m'am but I can't wave to your daughter, she supports THOSE dogs" Also this family is clearly nuts about their dog, it has its own facebook page written from the dog's point of view. What do you want to bet the parents are just really passionate about Pit Bulls and got in a fight with Mall Santa and then made the rest up? Maybe there really is this guy who signed up to be a mall santa but really hates Pit Bulls and Pit Bull owners, I don't know. The whole story just seems crazy. Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 23:52 on Dec 3, 2014 |
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Wow that sounds like one of those fake names that's always in those racist email forwards.
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Zaphod42 posted:Story on facebook, not your typical STDH but something about this feels really wrong "Abcde" is a name for a pet given by a small child that has no concept of naming. FWIW, it's a pretty cute name.
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Zaphod42 posted:Story on facebook, not your typical STDH but something about this feels really wrong... Evidently this isn't the first time this has happened to this family: http://patch.com/california/lakeelsinore-wildomar/toms-farms-accused-of-discrimination-against-pit-bull-service-dog I have a pit bull, myself, but this all just seems like a bit much. One story is questionable yet semi-believable, but two makes it go into STDH territory for me.
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Rick_Hunter posted:"Abcde" is a name for a pet given by a small child that has no concept of naming. FWIW, it's a pretty cute name. Calling her a pet is incredibly hosed up dude.
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Zaphod42 posted:What kind of a name is "Abcde" !? That's not a name that's the start of the alphabet. Makes me really question her parents' judgement. It's one of those things like Le-a where someone's aunt's sister's neighbor totally knew someone with that name. It kept cropping up in the PYF Terrible Names thread so often that it was banned.
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Rick_Hunter posted:"Abcde" is a name for a pet given by a small child that has no concept of naming. FWIW, it's a pretty cute name. It's the kid's name dude. The dog is pupcake. Yeah, it took me a while too.
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Children are well-known for their clever wordplay.
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Non Serviam posted:It's the kid's name dude. The dog is pupcake. Ok. That is hosed up. Maybe the parents have the mental capacity of a small child. poo poo: DIDN'T HAPPEN.
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hyperhazard posted:It's one of those things like Le-a where someone's aunt's sister's neighbor totally knew someone with that name. It kept cropping up in the PYF Terrible Names thread so often that it was banned. I'm pretty sure that story was in Freaconomics which is full of stdh that people accept as facts.
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fistful of hammers posted:Evidently this isn't the first time this has happened to this family: If only it was the daughter of that mommy blogger...
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When I was in my Freshman year of high school, i went to a party at a friends house. It wasn't a high school party, in the typical sense. It was very tame, a bunch of kids eating chips and swimming in a pool. But as with all things innocent there are those dissenters among the crowd who insist on their fun. I would say I was one of them. It all started when the hostess of the innocent gathering brought out some blue alcoholic mixture she had pilfered from her parents. Suddenly you saw the gleam in this group of girls eyes. In that moment I was starting into the eyes of the future alcoholics of America. Like a child on the breast they sucked it all dry, leaving most of us sober. So as I am looking around at this group of jits, I pick the one who looks most unsavory (in all reality the girls was pretty innocent in public) but I knew she would be the one. Lets call her Nicole. I asked her if she knew where we could get more alcohol and she said yes. Nicole calls her dude and arranges to meet in the parking lot of a local church. I immediately get a bad feeling about this whole thing, and being as Nicole is a rather petite person, I decided to go with her. Lets just say I'm not easy to kidnap. When we walk up the first thing I see is the fact that this dude drives a black pick up truck, full of pool cleaning equipment. OK, that's not so creepy, maybe he is like some type of male pool servant who wears his speedo for rich stay at home moms to ogle him while he maintains their cement ponds. I mean, who should I expect. Well, I expected some one in there lower 20's, probably some type of collegiate. Who else would this girl know who would buy her alcohol at her whim? Apparently 35 year old Black men do. Good thing I came, other wise Nicole was looking like she'd be washing up in a swamp somewhere. As we get in the truck with him all I can think of is what my mother told me when I was a little girl. “don't get in the car with strangers” The guy drives us down to the liquor store and goes in with the 25 dollars we had gotten from the hostess to fund our excursion. During the literal half hour it took him to buy the vodka, I sat with Nicole informing her of what a terrible decision it was for both of us to go with this man. I told her exactly what he could have done to her had I not come with her, and by the time he gets back I have Nicole about ready to piss herself. And god dang it she needed to be. We eventually have him drop us back off at the church and make our way back to the party. I then made a hasty retreat out the back door, bottle in bag, and then find my way home. Yes, I stole her vodka. Yes, It was delicious.
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corn in the bible posted:When I was in my Freshman year of high school, i went to a party at a friends house. It wasn't a high school party, in the typical sense. It was very tame, a bunch of kids eating chips and swimming in a pool. But as with all things innocent there are those dissenters among the crowd who insist on their fun. Even in the context of this story the black guy is only guilty of buying some teens booze, what am I meant to learn from this parable...
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That's only a "story" in the most basic sense.
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david... posted:what am I meant to learn from this parable... If you want to kidnap this guy, bring a forklift.
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Tunicate posted:If you want to kidnap this guy, bring a forklift. Refers to herself as a girl surprisingly "all I could think of was what my mother had told me as a little girl"
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EmmyOk posted:Refers to herself as a girl surprisingly "all I could think of was what my mother had told me as a little girl" That kind of makes it worse, what with the thinly-veiling slutshaming
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david... posted:Even in the context of this story the black guy is only guilty of buying some teens booze, what am I meant to learn from this parable... And our heroine protected the girl by stealing her vodka
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corn in the bible posted:And our heroine protected the girl by stealing her vodka Not just any vodka, delicious vodka.
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biblecorn, where did this fine story originate?
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AlbieQuirky posted:biblecorn, where did this fine story originate? STORG
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watho posted:I'm pretty sure that story was in Freaconomics which is full of stdh that people accept as facts. No, they went through census records to talk about weird names, and mentioned that no one named Le-a was every born in California. You might be thinking of the story of the brothers Winner Lane and Loser Lane, or the fact that there are hundreds of people named Unique.
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Chamale posted:No, they went through census records to talk about weird names, and mentioned that no one named Le-a was every born in California. You might be thinking of the story of the brothers Winner Lane and Loser Lane, or the fact that there are hundreds of people named Unique. Maybe. It's been almost a decade at this point.
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quote:The Mommy’s Curse
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Tunicate posted:Very consistent asterisk use. The weird thing is, they're actually Chinese.
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Fathis Munk posted:While we're on the subject of assholes getting cranked to 11 I made it to "I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me" before I completely lost it.  there are no words.
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Fathis Munk posted:While we're on the subject of assholes getting cranked to 11 Yeah, this is really stdh. In that it didn't.
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So what, is anal vore getting stuck up somebodies rear end or is it the other way around?
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Testekill posted:So what, is anal vore getting stuck up somebodies rear end or is it the other way around? Somebody's rear end getting stuck up you?
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Testekill posted:So what, is anal vore getting stuck up somebodies rear end or is it the other way around? Vanilla vore is typically being swallowed whole, so I suppose anal vore is just being sucked up entirely.
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Testekill posted:So what, is anal vore getting stuck up somebodies rear end or is it the other way around? Stuck up somebody's rear end/Sticking someone up your rear end. (To each his own)
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hyperhazard posted:It's one of those things like Le-a where someone's aunt's sister's neighbor totally knew someone with that name. It kept cropping up in the PYF Terrible Names thread so often that it was banned. I'm friends with lots of teachers and every last one of them swears they know another totally not racist teacher who had a heavily-implied-to-be-a-local-ethnic-minority child named Oranjello, Le-A, twins Male and Female, ad nauseum. At least Abcde is a new one. E: Whatever the guy in the coming-out pizza party is into, that story is loving amazing and in my heart, I want it to be true (the Brony variant at least, only because I feel bad for this imaginary guy's imaginary family and hope they were stuck in a comparatively less awful situation.) "I've gathered you all here to talk about my weird obsession with a show meant for preteen girls/truly, deeply horrifying fetish. Enjoy these commissioned drawings of what your Ponysonas would be/you with my head shoved up your anuses foreverally and loving it." Rahonavis has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Dec 5, 2014 |
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david... posted:It reads like a find replace where the swapped brony for anal vore You know what? I actually didn't think of it that way. Looking at it again, it does seem like someone took a post about coming out as a Brony and made it about liking people getting stuck up their butt.
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Evilreaver posted:Vanilla vore is typically being swallowed whole, so I suppose anal vore is just being sucked up entirely. I still don't understand and I don't want to look it up 
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