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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

petewhitley posted:

This is a perfect summation of Ryan Murphy. I kind of feel sorry for anyone who expected him to turn it around this season. I'm fairy certain this year will ultimately go down worse than Coven. He's still got four more episodes to piss away. The most damning thing about this season is how boring and uneven it is. There have been 45 min. of great ideas diluted with 4 hours of forgettable tedium. At least last year was consistently awful and full of memorable missteps and missed opportunities. Freak Show is a shell of an idea that was never even developed to begin with.

Well we had Twisty. For a while. :gbsmith:

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I don't care if it is a low bar. I expected this season to be worse than Coven after how bad Coven was. It wasn't. Therefore, I'm happy. Wish it would have been a lot better, but Ryan Murphy continues to be Ryan Murphy.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Wonder who's gonna die tonight! :haw:

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Wonder who's gonna die tonight! :haw:

My money's on Penny's dad!

Goddamn, those weird hair curls.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

This is my first AHS and really my first Ryan Murphy thing, but I'm actually still enjoying this. I guess because I don't have the other seasons to compare it to. And hey, if the first two are better, when I get to watching them, there's nowhere to go but up!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Waffleman_ posted:

This is my first AHS and really my first Ryan Murphy thing, but I'm actually still enjoying this. I guess because I don't have the other seasons to compare it to. And hey, if the first two are better, when I get to watching them, there's nowhere to go but up!
Just stop watching Freak Show immediately and go watch Murder House and then Asylum. You'll be so much more satisfied. Trust me.

e: "She's so tiny."

And so dead :ohdear:

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Dec 4, 2014

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I will, I will. I'm planning on getting the box sets for Christmas is all.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The TV IV > American Horror Story: Freak Show - "Death would be preferable to Tampa."

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
Oh dear.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

:stare:

Okay, I guess tonight was Kathy Bates' night to die then.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The Sons of Anarchy series finale, aka "Okay, Charlie, now get started on Pacific Rim 2"

Edit: Dammit, I can't make fun of Kathy's accent anymore! Series ruined.

Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Dec 4, 2014

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Totally digging this pacing, keep it up!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

......obviously it wasn't suicide, folks, come on :cripes:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Dial it back Elsa

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
Ok mustachio bigdick is my favorite next to Dandy now

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Gabourey! Hi!

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
" Oh your dead mother went to buy a squash."

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Yeah Gabourey knows that story is poo poo.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Yes, this is amazing.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Hahahahahhaaha, Dandy doing the Rorschach test :allears:

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
What's my score? Awesome!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Hahahahahhaaha, Dandy doing the Rorschach test :allears:

I feel like those were troll answers but this is Dandy we're talking about

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Like, I do recognize that this show has faults. A lot of them. And even being new to Ryan Murphy, I understand exactly what you mean by this being him Ryan Murphying all over. But then it gives us moments like Dandy's Rorschach test and it makes me smile.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Waffleman_ posted:

Like, I do recognize that this show has faults. A lot of them. And even being new to Ryan Murphy, I understand exactly what you mean by this being him Ryan Murphying all over. But then it gives us moments like Dandy's Rorschach test and it makes me smile.
Yeah, I'd just care a lot more about this season if it gave us those kinds of moments more than once per episode.

Past seasons did.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Waffleman_ posted:

Like, I do recognize that this show has faults. A lot of them. And even being new to Ryan Murphy, I understand exactly what you mean by this being him Ryan Murphying all over. But then it gives us moments like Dandy's Rorschach test and it makes me smile.

And him actually being likable when he basically said "really, you couldn't tell a less-obvious bullshit story"

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Chris James 2 posted:

And him actually being likable when he basically said "really, you couldn't tell a less-obvious bullshit story"

Dandy fully embracing his murderous urges is a decent bandage on the Twisty-shaped hole in my heart.

Edit: That is not a convincing fat effect.

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
Isn't Barbara one of the girl Jimmy fingerbanged?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Ima Wiggles :wtc: :lol:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


I can hear Moe falling for it now.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
This is gonna sting :stonklol:

EDIT: Let me :allears:

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
Well this is uncomfortable :stare:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Cool, revenge on that dude is something I can get behind :cool:

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Hang on you lost me, i get to keep my penis?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

AH gently caress NO

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
That guy lost all of his outer skin. He's one of you now. Really want revenge put him in the show. Just sayin'

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
Okay who is playing the psychiatrist? That voice is so familiar.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Dandy is an incest baby!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Oh word, Dandy's an incest baby. That makes a whole lot of sense.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Major diss on the Roosevelts.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I actually said "Oh gently caress!" out loud, holy poo poo.

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