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zen death robot posted:How many times have you watched it now not enough
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Someone ordered some arm slicing lightsabers? I dont understand lightsabers. Why not just get a lasergun? Theyre light lightsabers except you get to use them from far away. Also whats the deal with these stupid lightsaber variants like tonfas or whips or nunchucks? A sword I can KINDA understand eventhough a gun would be more useful, but anything more stupid and complicated is just loving dumb as poo poo. Lets not forget about this rear end in a top hat!  Yo rear end in a top hat, give me one good reason you are overcomplicating this? "Hey I lost all my reach and have to bend my arms weird ways to slash anything but at least I..."
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Gutcruncher posted:I dont understand lightsabers. Why not just get a lasergun? Theyre light lightsabers except you get to use them from far away. Also whats the deal with these stupid lightsaber variants like tonfas or whips or nunchucks? A sword I can KINDA understand eventhough a gun would be more useful, but anything more stupid and complicated is just loving dumb as poo poo. well, its a fantasy universe.. it doesnt have to make 100% logical sense..... thanks for reading my post
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TEAYCHES posted:well, its a fantasy universe.. it doesnt have to make 100% logical sense..... Also laser swords made more sense when they were some ancient relic treasured by old dudes like dark Vader and obiwon and used in the distant past by long dead adherants to a mystical order of knights or something.... as it seemed in the first movie But then we find out the universe has been ruled by millions of force using laser sword swinging Catholic monks up until just 17 years prior. And this all power empire is just some short lived upstart that doesn't even last two decades Then every body is back to swinging swords.
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"your sad devotion to that ancient religion"
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how is star trek anyway i just remember the trailer with kid kirk driving a car off the road and then dragging the dirt with his hands and i laughed cuz that was some Michael Bay poo poo
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The last movie was a disappointment and it turned out JJ Abrams didn't want to do it anyway (no wonder he jumped ship to Star Wars as soon as he could) and Roberto Orci had a drunk meltdown on the internet and the franchise is now finally dead, dead forever,  Stur Traak
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Harime Nui posted:The last movie was a disappointment and it turned out JJ Abrams didn't want to do it anyway (no wonder he jumped ship to Star Wars as soon as he could) and Roberto Orci had a drunk meltdown on the internet and the franchise is now finally dead, dead forever, How much of this is true?
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gently caress they re-blocked youtube at work. How else am I going to watch the trailer every day until the movie premiers?
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Booties posted:gently caress they re-blocked youtube at work. How else am I going to watch the trailer every day until the movie premiers? idk any smart phone would probably suffice
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I want Solid Snake to be a Jedi Knight.
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a starwar betamax posted:And this all power empire is just some short lived upstart that doesn't even last two decades Luke and Obi-wan mention in A New Hope that Obi-wan fought in the clone wars before the Empire took over. He's around 60 in A New Hope, and assuming he fought as a young adult in the clone wars that makes the Empire a maximum of what, 40 years old? 45? Even without the dumbshit prequels ruining everything good about Star Wars, the Empire hadn't been around for very long.
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Frank Horrigan posted:Luke and Obi-wan mention in A New Hope that Obi-wan fought in the clone wars before the Empire took over. He's around 60 in A New Hope, and assuming he fought as a young adult in the clone wars that makes the Empire a maximum of what, 40 years old? 45? does he specifically say the clon wars is before the empire?
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a starwar betamax posted:does he specifically say the clon wars is before the empire? Had to look up the quote on imdb, and he actually doesn't. Huh. Nevermind then 
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Frank Horrigan posted:Had to look up the quote on imdb, and he actually doesn't. Huh. Nevermind then oh cool. oh well, so i guess the prequiles are bad huh
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The Taint Reaper posted:I want Solid Snake to be a Jedi Knight.
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a starwar betamax posted:oh cool. oh well, so i guess the prequiles are bad huh I liked the part where Anakin was broody and Padme stared blankly.
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will this be rated pg and have no real violence or nudity? Will it have at least 1 gently caress in it?
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i think its pg-13 pretty good for 13 year olds
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satanic splash-back posted:i think its pg-13 so that means they can show tits once, say drat and poo poo up to what 10 times, and gently caress once, awesome.
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how many times can they say sithspit
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Fetus Tree posted:how many times can they say sithspit
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Frank Horrigan posted:Luke and Obi-wan mention in A New Hope that Obi-wan fought in the clone wars before the Empire took over. He's around 60 in A New Hope, and assuming he fought as a young adult in the clone wars that makes the Empire a maximum of what, 40 years old? 45? I watched the RLM commentary for New Hope the other day and they were going on about how the actors playing Luke's aunt and uncle were in their 60s during filming but in RotS they were in their early 20's and how that doesn't make any sense. Maybe they're all hobbits and age really really slow.
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I hope they have the scene from the thrawn series where ghost obi wan teaches luke to make hot chocolate.
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Why were they called the clone wars, and not the CIS War or the Droid War? If they needed to flesh out a purposely vague "Clone War" mentioned offhandedly in the originals why not make the bad guys be the ones who use 10 year old slave soldiers instead of only semi-sapient robots. Or hell, make the war be about cloning. Like, somebody wanted to make clones but clones are illegal so they fought a war or something.
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Why were they called the clone wars, and not the CIS War or the Droid War? If they needed to flesh out a purposely vague "Clone War" mentioned offhandedly in the originals why not make the bad guys be the ones who use 10 year old slave soldiers instead of only semi-sapient robots. Or hell, make the war be about cloning. Like, somebody wanted to make clones but clones are illegal so they fought a war or something. Because Lucas is a talentless hack, duh 
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a starwar betamax posted:Also laser swords made more sense when they were some ancient relic treasured by old dudes like dark Vader and obiwon and used in the distant past by long dead adherants to a mystical order of knights or something this and clone wars was some hosed up conflict that happened semi-recently during the 1000s year reign of the empire  really I just came in here to post that leia's daughter should join the dark side near the end and kill luke
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TOILETLORD posted:so that means they can show tits once, say drat and poo poo up to what 10 times, and gently caress once, awesome. Tits make it R Because in America gratuitous violence is fine but sex is bad
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Colbert puts forth an argument in favor of the broadsword lightsaber (Lightbroadsword?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYlvatkLU0U
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Premeditated Toast posted:Colbert puts forth an argument in favor of the broadsword lightsaber (Lightbroadsword?) makes sense imo
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TEAYCHES posted:makes sense imo Well duh, I knew this all along. But what's with these Youtube videos that repeat everything twice? Youtube ruined, everything ruined!
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Phlairdon posted:I watched the RLM commentary for New Hope the other day and they were going on about how the actors playing Luke's aunt and uncle were in their 60s during filming but in RotS they were in their early 20's and how that doesn't make any sense. Maybe they're all hobbits and age really really slow. shouldn't they have looked even younger in IV then? poo poo's stupid anyway. the thing from the RLM reviews i tend to agree with the most might be that the prequels totally hosed up by overemphasizing the importance of darth vader and making the entire story about his fall and "the prophecy", because really in ANH he was nothing more than some rear end in a top hat in a robot suit who was outranked by governor tarkin, he was also there as the sole visible remnant of the jedi order (which of course is why he had the lightsaber). he was NOT space jesus.
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The prequels are loving trash and everyone should just forget they exist
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AceClown posted:The prequels are loving trash and everyone should just forget they exist What a controversial opinion
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Premeditated Toast posted:Colbert puts forth an argument in favor of the broadsword lightsaber (Lightbroadsword?) i'd thought of this as well i thought nerds who have spent the last 30 years justifying every plot contradiction in the entire eu would be more mentally flexible
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Neurosis posted:i'd thought of this as well Well, they spent the last 30 years justifying every plot contradiction in the entire eu only for JJ to say "nah, I'm going to ignore that stupid poo poo"; quite frankly I'm surprised there hasn't been some nerd who tried to sabotage the production.
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Why were they called the clone wars, and not the CIS War or the Droid War? If they needed to flesh out a purposely vague "Clone War" mentioned offhandedly in the originals why not make the bad guys be the ones who use 10 year old slave soldiers instead of only semi-sapient robots. Or hell, make the war be about cloning. Like, somebody wanted to make clones but clones are illegal so they fought a war or something. people need to remember that the original EU explanation before it got fixed by lucas was that the clones took a full 18 years to grow that's why the clone army was started in secret way before the clone wars. They had to get a first batch going and then enough going they could get new replacements every year.
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Moridin920 posted:Tits make it R no PG 13 allows tits once. They rate g rated movies now as PG-13.
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