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I saw this picture and the first thing I thought was "urgh, flamed maple" What does this say about me? 
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White Dog Eggs posted:I saw this picture and the first thing I thought was "urgh, flamed maple" homosexuality?
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Dec 4, 2014 00:51
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they look kinda scary
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Dec 4, 2014 01:35
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everythingWasBees posted:they look kinda scary I know 
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Dec 4, 2014 01:42
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HollisBrown posted:homosexuality? I swallowed a packet of 'Liquid Silk' lubricant on a dare years ago... Did I catch the gay that way?? I was standing up so I thought I'd be ok...
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Dec 4, 2014 01:44
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White Dog Eggs posted:I swallowed a packet of 'Liquid Silk' lubricant on a dare years ago... Did I catch the gay that way?? I was standing up so I thought I'd be ok... Is Liquid Silk like Vagisil or something? If so, yeah you probably did, not that there's anything wrong with it. Look on the bright side, now you can front a realistic Judas Priest tribute act.
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Dec 4, 2014 01:48
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HollisBrown posted:Is Liquid Silk like Vagisil or something? If so, yeah you probably did, not that there's anything wrong with it. Look on the bright side, now you can front a realistic Judas Priest tribute act. Queercore or nothing  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSGFTRHW7XY
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Dec 4, 2014 02:03
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White Dog Eggs posted:What does this say about me? flamer  edit- I want more retarded Anaal Nathrakh stories, I loved that first album! Never really got the other stuff but I can get down with some Fukpig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHTQ63Z8tKs Snowy fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Dec 4, 2014 |
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Dec 4, 2014 02:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu67jBGFUn0
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Dec 4, 2014 02:12
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Snowy posted:flamer Not sure what Fukpig album it was (maybe the first one? Looking at the dates it was probably their first demo) but Migg was really proud of the drum sound on the album, in particular the snare as he used a broken microphone to get a nasty sound, he said this to someone over msn who then posted it on the messageboard and for about two days everyone would post stuff in a fake brummy accent, stuff like; "Alright, did yow now that I yow-zed a busted microphone when I was recording? Thats proper smart that is because mowst bands would go "narr, I inna gonna yowze that 'un 'coz it's broke" but I did 'coz mixing cawn-soles are complicated, i tried 'ittin with an 'ammer and it still dudn't work proper-lay" For two days, endlessy. It was brutal. I think by that point they were mostly ignoring the message board because I don't remember anything happening. We also got Sarah Jezebel Diva (she used to do the singing on Cradle of Filth's albums) to post on there before she had heard 'The Codex Necro', someone sent her a CD and she made a thread ripping the piss out of the album. Someone deleted that pretty quick though. I think CoF's keyboard player at the time (Martin?) posted on there and, since his wife was asian and kept hairless cats everytime he posted he got a flurry of "better get off the internet, your wife is probably eating the cats!" Basically we turned that message board into an angry shark-tank circlejerk that was dedicated to ripping the piss out of Anaal Nathrakh, Cradle of Filth and Pitchshifter. I'm surpised it lasted as long as it did. E: Someone got annoyed because we kept calling the first album "Extreme Sonic the Hedgehog metal", but I don't remember who. I'm now all out of Anaal Nathrakh anecdotes E2: When SJD posted that thread rubbishing the album everyone kept calling her fat and posted pictures of desserts/pork pies/sausage rolls etc. Barnaby Rudge fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Dec 4, 2014 |
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Dec 4, 2014 02:35
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Dude if i was in England you'd be the only tech i went to because of your trolling exploits as a wisdom-deficit teenager
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Dec 4, 2014 02:42
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Once I interviewed Dave and he referred to black metal people as "people with a tendency to dress up as pandas" which I thought was pretty good. The new AN album has actual dubstep bits in the opening track which is just, I don't know, why  It's otherwise a pretty gnarly track
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Dec 4, 2014 02:53
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muike posted:Dude if i was in England you'd be the only tech i went to because of your trolling exploits as a wisdom-deficit teenager I was loving awful, I was actually proud of getting banned from the Cradle of Filth messageboard and registering millions of different accounts with a crappy bit of Javascript I whipped up, I think I had something like 100-odd accounts banned before the webmaster put a 24 hour posting restriction on new accounts. I was a little turd on the Zero Tolerance (An extreme metal magazine) messageboard too, although I did get the editor to email me some fruit pastels, so that was pretty cool. Concatenation posted:Once I interviewed Dave and he referred to black metal people as "people with a tendency to dress up as pandas" which I thought was pretty good. I've not heard anything since their second album, which didn't really do anything for me, it didn't have that nasty electronic vibe that the previous album had and sounded more like a Marduk album or something. Speaking of Marduk.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1dRWKmyX04 
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Dec 4, 2014 03:04
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Oh yea, Rob Darken of Graveland threatened to kill me because I kept sending him endless emails about how cool is it that he's into Vikings and National Socialism but isn't Voodoo more powerful than runes because black people have guns (he was/is racist as all poo poo and it just seemed funny to wind him up by typing "wOOoOOoOOoOoOo I'm a negro and I cast 'prison rape' on you!!" and the like) I... didn't have too much going on when I was younger. E: A true nordic warrior; http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1249356366705798.jpeg (imgur isn't working, apologies for the link) Barnaby Rudge fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Dec 4, 2014 |
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Dec 4, 2014 03:11
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yeah odds are you won't like this then even though they went full electronic retard on this album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E3Ei6K5m4E skrillex wobble synth seriously i mean wtf the new album is pretty meh, but vanitas and in the constellation were both pretty drat good. White Dog Eggs posted:Oh yea, Rob Darken of Graveland threatened to kill me because I kept sending him endless emails about how cool is it that he's into Vikings and National Socialism but isn't Voodoo more powerful than runes because black people have guns (he was/is racist as all poo poo and it just seemed funny to wind him up by typing "wOOoOOoOOoOoOo I'm a negro and I cast 'prison rape' on you!!" and the like) Oh my god this is brilliant hahahahaa fyi Marduk are also complete nazis i've heard from friends that have toured with them, five minutes into my mate talking to the guitarist and he started asking about my mate's bloodlines and poo poo sucks because they're playing with inquisition next month and i'd really like to go, but inquisiton also are nazis so gently caress them too
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Dec 4, 2014 03:25
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White Dog Eggs posted:Oh yea, Rob Darken of Graveland threatened to kill me because I kept sending him endless emails about how cool is it that he's into Vikings and National Socialism but isn't Voodoo more powerful than runes because black people have guns (he was/is racist as all poo poo and it just seemed funny to wind him up by typing "wOOoOOoOOoOoOo I'm a negro and I cast 'prison rape' on you!!" and the like) you are good
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Dec 4, 2014 03:30
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Also my fretboard needs a deep cleaning but I just condition it every once in a while and if I had a good enough camera you guys would see how gross my guitar is. one of the lock screws on the saddle is so rusty it takes like 10 minutes to change strings. Thinking about ordering some new saddles for my bridge, but it's pricy to get OEM Ibanez parts e: while I'm thinking of it, does anyone know of any locking trems that used levers or something to lock the strings in place instead of screws and pads? I imagine Yamaha made one
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Dec 4, 2014 03:33
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nah pretty sure all the yamaha trems were just variations on a floyd kahler used to have an aftermarket locking nut that used flip locks to tighten down the screws 
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Dec 4, 2014 05:28
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yeah I know those, they're prone to slipping, I think.
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slimy yet satisfying
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Dec 4, 2014 12:22
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This lead me to the 2014 models page: http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Electric-Guitars/2014/Les-Paul-Classic.aspx My favourite part: 
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Dec 4, 2014 12:51
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Concatenation posted:yeah odds are you won't like this then even though they went full electronic retard on this album I'm not suprised about Marduk, anyone who writes a song called "Fistfucking God's Planet" without irony is probably not very sensible. That Anaal Nathrakh song could pass for a Cradle of Filth song (right down the use of choral keyboard effects and super-processed guitar sound), right up until the dubstep bit which just made me think they pissed off the engineer or something. I'll check it out when I get some free time... comes along bort posted:nah pretty sure all the yamaha trems were just variations on a floyd I don't care if they suck, I want some because they look goofy as poo poo.
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Dec 4, 2014 18:22
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Nostalgic Pushead posted:This lead me to the 2014 models page: http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Electric-Guitars/2014/Les-Paul-Classic.aspx  Well you can't say they don't know their market: ugly, tacky people with more money than taste/intelligence/sense/et al
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Dec 4, 2014 18:47
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They really had to photoshop motion blur onto that woman's hair? Jesus. I like the guitar though.
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Dec 4, 2014 18:50
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Small GBS caster update! Apparently it's impossible to print a small amount of vinyl stickers locally (100 vinyl stickers of cthulu puking a rainbow whilst slenderman holds his tentacles back aren't as useful as you'd think) so I'm going to see if I can get them printed out on glossy paper and lacquer over them if iostream.h is happy with that. I would order some online, but the delivery times are a bit shifty and I don't want to cut it too fine before iostream's mystery new-years gig.
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Dec 4, 2014 19:06
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The GBS caster needs the strap attached with ungodly amounts of tape. Because punk.
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Dec 4, 2014 23:07
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gently caress Your Website posted:
I am pretty sure Gibson is targeting trust fund kids and 1%ers who just want another status symbol to talk about. "That is a real Les Paul, yeah I sometimes play SRV when the wife is not around. It tunes itself!" 
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Dec 4, 2014 23:14
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IronLawnmower posted:The GBS caster needs the strap attached with ungodly amounts of tape. Because punk. yussss and not the standard grey stuff - look what I just got in a £1 clearance sale  actually I think my colours are even more pukey
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Dec 5, 2014 00:33
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gently caress Your Website posted:
How is she rocking out on the neck pickup this makes no sense
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Dec 5, 2014 00:38
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Nostalgic Pushead posted:This lead me to the 2014 models page: http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Electric-Guitars/2014/Les-Paul-Classic.aspx So am I right in reading that the mini switch is just "louder"? Does that mean it needs a battery??
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Dec 5, 2014 01:21
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gently caress Your Website posted:
you can buy class
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Dec 5, 2014 01:23
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Spanish Manlove posted:How is she rocking out on the neck pickup this makes no sense i've never heard this only use the bridge pickup thing until this thread and i've read it a lot in this thread. is this a humbuckers thing or a metal thing or something idfk
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Dec 5, 2014 01:38
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Chrpno posted:So am I right in reading that the mini switch is just "louder"? Does that mean it needs a battery?? I think it's just a passive boost.
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Dec 5, 2014 01:39
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muike posted:I think it's just a passive boost. How the gently caress does that work? wouldn't that mean the output is attenuated unless the boost is on?
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Dec 5, 2014 01:42
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It's probably not a pure volume boost but a gain boost or mid boost or something. Or a blower switch, which bypasses all the wiring and just sends the pickup output straight out the jack. e: just looked it up, it is in fact an active boost
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Dec 5, 2014 01:46
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https://soundcloud.com/mario-alanis-1/sets/xmas-2012
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Dec 5, 2014 01:57
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Synonamess Botch posted:i've never heard this only use the bridge pickup thing until this thread and i've read it a lot in this thread. is this a humbuckers thing or a metal thing or something idfk I'm pretty sure most of the guys in this thread can barely play, they just have a lot of opinions that should be ignored lol
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ZombieParts posted:I'm pretty sure most of the guys in this thread can barely play, they just have a lot of opinions that should be ignored lol Pretty sure WDE made a good post just this past week on why the neck pup placement on the LP sucks.
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