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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

pseudorandom name posted:

there's the very sad possibility that Weedstar will cause life to specifically evolve to metabolize cannabinoids without getting high

what if the only way to get high was to smoke anti-weed

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

what if dark matter is actually weed so dank that it 's on an entirely other level and simply can't interact with normal matter

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

while relative density is an important aspect this is a good point

perhaps the answer would be to create several balls of dense hash of masses under the chandrasekhar limit and combine them together in order to create Wheadestar


although the real question is whether cannabinoids are able to retain their structure as they are blown outward during the initial explosive events of star formation thus enabling the entire galaxy to get high for stellar timescales

the better outcome would be a a carbon flash and have the whole galaxy hit that poo poo hard as hell for a few seconds.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

although the real question is whether cannabinoids are able to retain their structure as they are blown outward during the initial explosive events of star formation thus enabling the entire galaxy to get high for stellar timescales

only those systems within the weed cone of that specific marijuanova would be able to benefit anyway

your best hope is that dank inflation stretches out the cannabinoid structure such that the structure is maintained in the eventual galactic filaments

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

duTrieux. posted:

what if dark matter is actually weed so dank that it 's on an entirely other level and simply can't interact with normal matter

you can call it dank matter

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

it occurs to me that my dad as an observational astronomy grad student in 70s would have had this exact conversation (what the gently caress else would you do all night before Internet?)

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
let's start small. let's build a weed accelerator in europe.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

relativistic weed

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

but what if it creates a cannablack hole? what then fishmech? :rolleyes:

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

theflyingexecutive posted:

but what if it creates a cannablack hole? what then fishmech? :rolleyes:

sounds boss as hell m8

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

google rented a spaceship hangar with a 60 year lease

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

don't they use it for smth dumb too?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
obviously you would need to build a dyson weed sphere and implode it into the sun

pram
Jun 10, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXnDHz6aAX8

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

duTrieux. posted:

we should build a mass driver and launch it all into the sun, imo, and by it i mean everyone and everything

welcome to you're "doom"

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
idgi how is google maps rape culture

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
is this that insane woman who was yelling at USPS/UPS workers about how they were stalking her?

pram
Jun 10, 2001
yes lol

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

you're denying that Silicon Valley isn't the epitome of rape culture, especially their victims finder "Google Maps"?

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
silicon valley isn't the epitome of anything that could be called culture

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

idgi. is it because it says "can't stop" "won't stop"? is that the rape culture?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

you mean all those house lyrics... were about rape? :monocle:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I tried putting a hash brick in a vice and it didn't get denser or fuse. It just got hosed up. Game Over

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

JewKiller 3000 posted:

silicon valley isn't the epitome of anything that could be called culture

bacteria culture

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Athletic Footjob posted:

bacteria culture

like sex bugs in your peehole

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

the safest way to assemble the weedstar would be to grow and launch sub-fusible quantities towards the same spot in space from millions of planets, where it will all meet up at once

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
the big bong theory

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
bazooper

in related news there is already a booze nebula



drinking it would make you blind tho

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012
amazing, how did it form??

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



how is boozze nebula formed

how galaxy get dronk

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
pram u hosed u the rotation

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i'm not entirely sure you could build something with enough power to shift the orbit of the earth enough for it to fall into the sun

can one of your physics nerds figure that out please





The Management posted:

welcome to you're "doom"

efb :argh:

prefect fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Dec 5, 2014

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

I tried putting a hash brick in a vice and it didn't get denser or fuse. It just got hosed up. Game Over
i appreciate the fact that you tried smythe

we owe a lot to brave pioneers like you

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

Smythe posted:

I tried putting a hash brick in a vice and it didn't get denser or fuse. It just got hosed up. Game Over

you have to use one of these http://aqualabtechnologies.com/medical-equipment/ape-press/ape-2-ton-press-and-mould-station.html

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Nintendo Kid posted:

let's start small. let's build a weed accelerator in europe.

we can finally prove the existence of the higgs droson

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

bazooper

in related news there is already a booze nebula



drinking it would make you blind tho

i dont need to take a drink just let me float in it for a while

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
enough weed to form a weedhole to to dank dimension

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

Athletic Footjob posted:

the big bong theory

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
make a weedstar and set in orbit with the sun so we can have a binary kush system

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