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zinglon's ale
Nov 29, 2004

uh oh
Are any of the NPCs literally talking piles of garbage? I feel this is the missing element.

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Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

zinglon's ale posted:

Are any of the NPCs literally talking piles of garbage? I feel this is the missing element.

Some of them come very close, but not quite.


EDIT:

"hundred's of dwarf wareing raincoates in infamose "raincoat mass death" scene"

I love this line

Gortarius fucked around with this message at 10:46 on Nov 26, 2014

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
Salutante.

You want some crud? You want an entire playlist worth of crud? You got it...

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLq2pOnaxgotSlSW0l-62xsW41I-5xUpCd

It's still WIP but the intention is to fill it up with NPCs and quests next, and then get it all axed by our producer.

Besides this awful trash, been looking into DwarfNET again. Some fixes here and there. Little improvements. Lots of new threads with dwarfs debating fanfiction, talking about VHS, vidcon company scandals exposed and the like. They are (almost) good too because Hundley wrote most of them. It's shaping up quite nicely.

Gortarius fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Nov 30, 2014

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
the three tile rule tho

FrankieSmileShow
Jun 1, 2011

wuzzathang
Streaming some misc Barkley 2 work tonight, mostly some pixel art on NPCs, maybe some programming work later.
http://www.twitch.tv/frankiepixelshow

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
In other news, check out this mysterious game being worked on by some mysterious ToG associates.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3685836


It already looks better than barkley 2 will ever be and as far as composers go.... well, lets just say that they got the Jazz Jackrabbit guy on board. Only thing we got is cboyardee, pfft....

Speaking of chef, I noticed his youtube account has been deleted because of some violation. A moment of silence, please.

...

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Gortarius posted:

Speaking of chef, I noticed his youtube account has been deleted because of some violation. A moment of silence, please.

...

Poured out a 2 liter Mountain Dew.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Midjack posted:

Poured out a 2 liter Mountain Dew.

[I'm laying on the ground catching it in my mouth giving a thumbs up]

Bisse
Jun 26, 2005

Former ToG juggalo Quackgyver is kickstarting his own game "Buck and Miles", go check it out and help him survive in the cold hard world outside the warming embrace of Tales of Game's!

Bisse fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Dec 4, 2014

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.
It'll probably fail because there's nothing really compelling about the pitch, and we're definitely not starved for 2D platformers these days (and the target demographic for that kind of straightforward Mario clone is not the demographic that backs kickstarters). Also I hate how zoomed-in it is.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

It just looks exactly like Super Mario World.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Dabir posted:

It just looks exactly like Super Mario World.

You mean Super Mario Bros. 3 :colbert:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

In the sense that Super Mario World looks like Super Mario Bros 3 but with more colour depth, sure.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Gameplay wise it looks closer to SMB3. The animation reminds me a lot of Wario Land 4 though.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
Psst. Over here.

Check it out guys. *opens trenchcoat*


http://sponac.com/barkley-2-keygen-generator-tool-free-survey-100-working/

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008


this is how you know really made it

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

lmfao posted:

Gold, Silver and Reputation

Barkley 2 currency confirmed!!

Do The Evolution
Aug 5, 2013

but why

I can't tell if this is real or satire any more. we've gone too deep, turn back

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Is Barkley going to call anyone a scumbag in this game???

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

So is this a legit virus scam thing, or a joke? I only can't tell because I'm obviously not going to download what clearly seems to be a lovely scam. Unless it's not actually a scam and is a joke about lovely keylogger trojan trap programs.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Well, Barkley 2 isn't out yet, sooooooooooo...


edit: oh wait, it's a Barley 2 themed key generator. That's amazing.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
Well, it is one of the best facebook application which you can easily play on your pc.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

So is this a legit virus scam thing, or a joke? I only can't tell because I'm obviously not going to download what clearly seems to be a lovely scam. Unless it's not actually a scam and is a joke about lovely keylogger trojan trap programs.

Seems to be semi-coherent gibberish that was made by an algorithm to lure in the most search results. Prrrrrobably definitely a virus.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
For Clispaeths sake, do not donwload it!!1111

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Gortarius posted:

For Clispaeths sake, do not donwload it!!1111

Well, why didn't you just say so? :confused:

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Great Joe posted:

Well, why didn't you just say so? :confused:

I just did.

:dukedog:

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

:aaaaa:

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

It's Frog Fractions 2. It all is.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Gortarius posted:

For Clispaeths sake, do not donwload it!!1111

Too late buster.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Just curious? Is Bartley 2 anti gamergate. Thanks (?)

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

sinking belle posted:

Just curious? Is Bartley 2 anti gamergate. Thanks (?)
Please leave.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
The only gamergate we care about is THE gate all gamers have to go through to get to the gamer gulag, aka barkley 2.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Gortarius posted:

The only gamergate we care about is THE gate all gamers have to go through to get to the gamer gulag, aka barkley 2.
That's important info for me thanks. Keep trucking on.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Gortarius posted:

The only gamergate we care about is THE gate all gamers have to go through to get to the gamer gulag, aka barkley 2.

arbeit macht game's

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
Working on a super elaborate series of quests that all connect together to form one big storyline. I think people are gonna find it to be really funny (or very tragic?), but only if they see it through to the end. It builds up, piece by piece, into a really stupid finale. Gonna try and have it prototyped by Xmas.

The other idiots talked about another super boring KS update but there is no ETA on that. It'll probably be so boring that you'll cancel your pledge/preorder.

Don't know what else to say that isn't completely uninteresting. Everyone is just churning away at quests and such. Recently there has been a surge of bosses getting added to the game or being prototyped. Some DwarfNET visuals planning. The actual forum thing works beautifully but the looks aren't locked in. That's about it for now.

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Segmentation Fault posted:

Well, it is one of the best facebook application which you can easily play on your pc.

I like how the image uses the concept art from the kickstarter, but the text on it says Far Cry 3. :allears:

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
Will dungeons in the game have a way to let you know which way is the critical path and which is a side area? Because I always hate accidentally making progress and not being able to go back and explore the areas I didn't. It happened when I first played Barkley 1 and went up int he B-Ball Catacombs in Barkley 1 and I had to load from the beginning after killing the B-Ball Monster and entering the sewers.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

Will dungeons in the game have a way to let you know which way is the critical path and which is a side area? Because I always hate accidentally making progress and not being able to go back and explore the areas I didn't. It happened when I first played Barkley 1 and went up int he B-Ball Catacombs in Barkley 1 and I had to load from the beginning after killing the B-Ball Monster and entering the sewers.

I hate when this happens. I had bad memories of Final Fantasy 10 where I'd be trying to explore a dungeon, go into the wrong door and end up stuck in a cutscene. I just wanted to find all the treasure.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

Will dungeons in the game have a way to let you know which way is the critical path and which is a side area? Because I always hate accidentally making progress and not being able to go back and explore the areas I didn't. It happened when I first played Barkley 1 and went up int he B-Ball Catacombs in Barkley 1 and I had to load from the beginning after killing the B-Ball Monster and entering the sewers.

The game is very non-linear, and right now there really isn't anything that seperates the optional areas from the rest, besides the objectives you are given to complete the main storyline, which are often times pretty vague and require you to find hints and explore Necron7. There is only one area I know of that sort of locks up after you depart from it, but we could put in some dialog that tells the player that he can't go back afterwards so you better make sure you are ready to leave. In fact I think thats already in there.

With that said though, there isn't really a way to 100% the game in a single playthrough, because there are a lot of quests that can end in a lot of ways and then the consequences of the choices you made will open up and/or close down other stuff related to it. It's sort of like if the Duergar vs. Genie event in B1 went on into additional quests and events after the deal is done, but they would be either Duergar quests or Genie quests, not both.

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Gortarius posted:

With that said though, there isn't really a way to 100% the game in a single playthrough, because there are a lot of quests that can end in a lot of ways and then the consequences of the choices you made will open up and/or close down other stuff related to it. It's sort of like if the Duergar vs. Genie event in B1 went on into additional quests and events after the deal is done, but they would be either Duergar quests or Genie quests, not both.

So is the Shrekimono still in the game then?

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