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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Ape Gone Insane posted:

Dat Messi goal.


His second one is even better.

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Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

Suarez getting nothing but assists in La Liga.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Ape Gone Insane posted:

Suarez getting nothing but assists in La Liga.

Yeah that happens when you move up to a better league.

Messi's third is even better than his second.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

El Hefe posted:

Phwoar Pique what a player

lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Messi with a hatrick without needing penalties unlike some other player who I won't mention.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
*checks advanced stats*

looks like penalties count as goals

Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005
Not all goals are equal. I'm working on a metric that assigns goals a value and so far it's looking like Ronaldo has one of the lowest goal scores in all Europe.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I have some advanced stats for you:

Ronaldo: 88%
Messi: gay

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Brighterday posted:

Not all goals are equal. I'm working on a metric that assigns goals a value and so far it's looking like Ronaldo has one of the lowest goal scores in all Europe.

Really looking forward to your research mate.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
Here's an advanced stat: Messi 100% retard

http://screamer.deadspin.com/17-real-madrid-fans-banned-from-stadium-for-chants-of-1668223599/+billyhaisley

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

yeah very nice making fun of people with autism or mental retardation very nice I hope you're proud you loving scum

THEY DONT HAVE A CHOICE THEY WERE BORN THIS WAY!


unlike Cristiano who chooses to live the homosexual lifestyle

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

El Hefe posted:

yeah very nice making fun of people with autism or mental retardation very nice I hope you're proud you loving scum

THEY DONT HAVE A CHOICE THEY WERE BORN THIS WAY!


unlike Cristiano who chooses to live the homosexual lifestyle

messi was like 80% retard (check testman's stats) but Barca doped him up to go full retard, and the stats show you never wanna go full retard

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Haha in spanish the chant is 'Messi Messi Messi subnormal'. For gently caress's sake.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I cant stop laughing and chanting in my head SUB-NOR-MAL

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

It's a chant that has been going on since Mourinhos time

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
LOL Losing the league and they have to resort to this sort of tactic? Just pathetic, retarded and pathetic.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Messi has complained on instagram claiming he's being subjected to more rigorous doping tests than other players

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Shrapnig posted:

Yeah Messi definitely doesn't take the penalties for Barca you big retarded baby.

he doesn't score them though

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Friday night game?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
phwoar Isco

E: so many goals in just a few minutes

trem_two fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Dec 12, 2014

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ronnie :D

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lol, Ronald gets a brace out of nowhere in the last few minutes of the match.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

trem_two posted:

lol, Ronald gets a brace out of nowhere in the last few minutes of the match.

lol so close he got an assist with that throw in

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
drat, 20 wins in a row. I won't claim to be an advanced statistics wizard, but it seems like that's good.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

drat, 20 wins in a row. I won't claim to be an advanced statistics wizard, but it seems like that's good.

Imagine thinking that Carlo is bad like some people unironically did not too long ago.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Lmao at Madrids goal difference after 15 games.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Gigi Galli posted:

Imagine thinking that Carlo is bad like some people unironically did not too long ago.

Seriously.

Based upon the level, different leagues and overall silverware he's won, he's got to be considered one of the top 5 player/managers of all-time at this point, right?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

sticksy posted:

Seriously.

Based upon the level, different leagues and overall silverware he's won, he's got to be considered one of the top 5 player/managers of all-time at this point, right?

Top 3

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

lol, Getafe got robbed in the last second.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Lol the Getafe - Barcelona ref just whistled for the end of the match when a Getafe player was unmarked and running towards the goal, would be one on one with the Barca keeper. Anyway it ended 0-0.

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

Dat Getafe defence.

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Lol the Getafe - Barcelona ref just whistled for the end of the match when a Getafe player was unmarked and running towards the goal, would be one on one with the Barca keeper. Anyway it ended 0-0.

And also didn't give Barca a real obvious penalty in the first half, but let's conveniently ignore that.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
ADVANCED BARCA STATS FROM THE GAME:


shots on target : 2
shots off target : 13
possession (%) 76


Without Neymar Braca looked a bit toothless. Out of 15 shots only 2 were on target... But look at that possession!

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Montasque posted:

ADVANCED BARCA STATS FROM THE GAME:


shots on target : 2
shots off target : 13
possession (%) 76


Without Neymar Braca looked a bit toothless. Out of 15 shots only 2 were on target... But look at that possession!

like guardiola never left

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Aumanor posted:

And also didn't give Barca a real obvious penalty in the first half, but let's conveniently ignore that.

Yes, let's.

mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!

Aumanor posted:

And also didn't give Barca a real obvious penalty in the first half, but let's conveniently ignore that.

And also missed a penalty for Getafe for a handball by Barca's player.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Thanks for not scoring and thus ruining my accumulator Sevilla. :coal:

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

beedeebee posted:

Thanks for not scoring and thus ruining my accumulator Sevilla. :coal:

it was disallowed and i'm melting down irl about it

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Strongest line up for the mighty Madrid against Cruz Azul

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Ronaldo got robbed

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