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Ape Gone Insane posted:Dat Messi goal. His second one is even better.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 18:09 |
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Suarez getting nothing but assists in La Liga.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 18:10 |
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Ape Gone Insane posted:Suarez getting nothing but assists in La Liga. Yeah that happens when you move up to a better league. Messi's third is even better than his second.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 18:41 |
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El Hefe posted:Phwoar Pique what a player lol
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 18:53 |
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Messi with a hatrick without needing penalties unlike some other player who I won't mention.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 19:28 |
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*checks advanced stats* looks like penalties count as goals
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 20:14 |
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Not all goals are equal. I'm working on a metric that assigns goals a value and so far it's looking like Ronaldo has one of the lowest goal scores in all Europe.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 16:07 |
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I have some advanced stats for you: Ronaldo: 88% Messi: gay
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 16:09 |
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Brighterday posted:Not all goals are equal. I'm working on a metric that assigns goals a value and so far it's looking like Ronaldo has one of the lowest goal scores in all Europe. Really looking forward to your research mate.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 16:37 |
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Here's an advanced stat: Messi 100% retard http://screamer.deadspin.com/17-real-madrid-fans-banned-from-stadium-for-chants-of-1668223599/+billyhaisley
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:41 |
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Earthy Ape Unit posted:Here's an advanced stat: Messi 100% retard yeah very nice making fun of people with autism or mental retardation very nice I hope you're proud you loving scum THEY DONT HAVE A CHOICE THEY WERE BORN THIS WAY! unlike Cristiano who chooses to live the homosexual lifestyle
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:05 |
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El Hefe posted:yeah very nice making fun of people with autism or mental retardation very nice I hope you're proud you loving scum messi was like 80% retard (check testman's stats) but Barca doped him up to go full retard, and the stats show you never wanna go full retard
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:13 |
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Haha in spanish the chant is 'Messi Messi Messi subnormal'. For gently caress's sake.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:35 |
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I cant stop laughing and chanting in my head SUB-NOR-MAL
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:43 |
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It's a chant that has been going on since Mourinhos time
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 21:48 |
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LOL Losing the league and they have to resort to this sort of tactic? Just pathetic, retarded and pathetic.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 02:03 |
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Messi has complained on instagram claiming he's being subjected to more rigorous doping tests than other players
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 09:18 |
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Shrapnig posted:Yeah Messi definitely doesn't take the penalties for Barca you big retarded baby. he doesn't score them though
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 09:45 |
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Friday night game?
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 20:56 |
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phwoar Isco E: so many goals in just a few minutes trem_two fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Dec 12, 2014 |
# ? Dec 12, 2014 21:20 |
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Ronnie
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 22:22 |
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lol, Ronald gets a brace out of nowhere in the last few minutes of the match.
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 22:30 |
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trem_two posted:lol, Ronald gets a brace out of nowhere in the last few minutes of the match. lol so close he got an assist with that throw in
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 22:30 |
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drat, 20 wins in a row. I won't claim to be an advanced statistics wizard, but it seems like that's good.
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 22:36 |
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trem_two posted:drat, 20 wins in a row. I won't claim to be an advanced statistics wizard, but it seems like that's good. Imagine thinking that Carlo is bad like some people unironically did not too long ago.
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 22:43 |
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Lmao at Madrids goal difference after 15 games.
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 22:58 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Imagine thinking that Carlo is bad like some people unironically did not too long ago. Seriously. Based upon the level, different leagues and overall silverware he's won, he's got to be considered one of the top 5 player/managers of all-time at this point, right?
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 00:01 |
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sticksy posted:Seriously. Top 3
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 00:38 |
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lol, Getafe got robbed in the last second.
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 17:53 |
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Lol the Getafe - Barcelona ref just whistled for the end of the match when a Getafe player was unmarked and running towards the goal, would be one on one with the Barca keeper. Anyway it ended 0-0.
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 17:53 |
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Dat Getafe defence.
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 17:54 |
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Mean Bean Machine posted:Lol the Getafe - Barcelona ref just whistled for the end of the match when a Getafe player was unmarked and running towards the goal, would be one on one with the Barca keeper. Anyway it ended 0-0. And also didn't give Barca a real obvious penalty in the first half, but let's conveniently ignore that.
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 18:05 |
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ADVANCED BARCA STATS FROM THE GAME: shots on target : 2 shots off target : 13 possession (%) 76 Without Neymar Braca looked a bit toothless. Out of 15 shots only 2 were on target... But look at that possession!
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 18:23 |
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Montasque posted:ADVANCED BARCA STATS FROM THE GAME: like guardiola never left
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 18:26 |
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Aumanor posted:And also didn't give Barca a real obvious penalty in the first half, but let's conveniently ignore that. Yes, let's.
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 18:59 |
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Aumanor posted:And also didn't give Barca a real obvious penalty in the first half, but let's conveniently ignore that. And also missed a penalty for Getafe for a handball by Barca's player.
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# ? Dec 14, 2014 15:39 |
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Thanks for not scoring and thus ruining my accumulator Sevilla.
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# ? Dec 14, 2014 19:03 |
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beedeebee posted:Thanks for not scoring and thus ruining my accumulator Sevilla. it was disallowed and i'm melting down irl about it
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# ? Dec 15, 2014 17:28 |
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Strongest line up for the mighty Madrid against Cruz Azul
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 19:50 |
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Ronaldo got robbed
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 20:33 |