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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
slomo what's the hobby

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Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

Slomo eat the eggs what's the hobby

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal

Quantum Finger posted:

Please tell us your new hobby.

Also Slomo deserves more props than Knyteguy, since he's just pissing money away instead of bringing a baby into a hosed up animal hoarder situation and thinking he can solve his problems with a home dropshipping business.

hella

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008
Also why is it "reimbursement and sales" now?

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr





Rudager posted:

Also why is it "reimbursement and sales" now?

His hobby is dealing drugs.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Main Paineframe posted:

He hasn't even posted his November results yet, let alone his December "budget". He's barely even trying anymore, and it shoews. He had one good month so now he's done forever

Slow Motion posted:

Hold on to your butts.




I loving called it

Aside from the more than two thousand loving US dollars over what he had planned to spend on straight-up pleasure purchases, I notice that he didn't contribute anything to his 401k balloon savings last month! It's the little things that really make it - like how his debts (including the twelve hundred dollars of new credit card debt in the month of November) are blue instead of red like the other negative numbers are.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
He dropped over a grand on a new hobby? Whatever it is, he has probably only done it 5 times so far. He will be sick of the hobby before he does it 20 times, and then the equipment will be given away or sit in storage somewhere.

It's not a hobby unless you do it often. Dont buy expensive equipment for something you have only done twice.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
Slow Motion what is the new hobby?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


I'm beginning to suspect the hobby is just blowing money to piss off this thread.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
It's prepaying for skin cancer therapy. Bless SloMo and his prematurely hideous leathery skin.

Engineer Lenk
Aug 28, 2003

Mnogo losho e!

Main Paineframe posted:

I loving called it

Aside from the more than two thousand loving US dollars over what he had planned to spend on straight-up pleasure purchases, I notice that he didn't contribute anything to his 401k balloon savings last month! It's the little things that really make it - like how his debts (including the twelve hundred dollars of new credit card debt in the month of November) are blue instead of red like the other negative numbers are.

The 'not putting stuff towards savings/debt repayment and counting it as a net positive' has been going on for a very long time.

I called him out on this in May

Engineer Lenk posted:

Way to hide blowing your budget. 0 to principal on Slate, from expected of 544, and magically phone and auto/renters insurance to 0.

Engineer Lenk fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Dec 7, 2014

Old Fart
Jul 25, 2013
Hey SloMo, what's the hobby?

clopping and cumming
Jun 24, 2005

Quantum Finger posted:

Please tell us your new hobby.

Also Slomo deserves more props than Knyteguy, since he's just pissing money away instead of bringing a baby into a hosed up animal hoarder situation and thinking he can solve his problems with a home dropshipping business.

This

But Not Tonight
May 22, 2006

I could show you around the sights.

SloMo eat the eggs

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Through some Internet stream of consciousness, I arrived at the conclusion that SloMo has decided to join the Escorts Rating Service. He's paying $300 for a call girl to visit him, and then he goes online and rates/compares/contrasts. Once a week for four weeks, $1200.

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
It's got to be photography. If you want to be extremely boring and extremely pretentious and spend a lot of money doing it, in Seattle, you take up photography and take lots of boring pictures of the sunset to put on facebook.

edit: calling now that first photo posted will be a sunset cityscape taken from kerry park

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Thesoro posted:

It's got to be photography. If you want to be extremely boring and extremely pretentious and spend a lot of money doing it, in Seattle, you take up photography and take lots of boring pictures of the sunset to put on facebook.

edit: calling now that first photo posted will be a sunset cityscape taken from kerry park

its definitely photography. its the slow mo of hobbies in every conceivable way.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

District Selectman posted:

its definitely photography. its the slow mo of hobbies in every conceivable way.
He bought a GoPro, to record his ice climbing ascents on Glacier Peak, along with a telescope attachment and damping system to take shots of the moon while ski gliding back down.

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
UNLIMITTED TANNING AND BREADSTICKS

Easychair Bootson
May 7, 2004

Where's the last guy?
Ultimo hombre.
Last man standing.
Must've been one.

District Selectman posted:

its definitely photography. its the slow mo of hobbies in every conceivable way.

But with only $1200 spent? I don't see it. Unless he just bought a used camera body or maybe a single lens. Do you really think he'd allow himself to be seen shooting with consumer-level gear?

Bloody Queef
Mar 23, 2012

by zen death robot
I think SloMo is the kind of guy to get seriously into model trains ironically. Don't forget the imitation crab meat.

Re the SloMo vs Knyteguy thing. I also see a lot of the hate directed at SloMo is jealousy related. Especially when you see all the "I'm barely making ends meet and my overall budget is less than your rent." type of crap coming from non BFC regulars. Most of the BFC regulars seem to have better directed issues with him and his habits. Also people seem to want to berate SloMo because it makes them feel better about themselves and the people berating KnyteGuy seem to do so because they genuinely want him to improve.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
Queef when was the last time you read the OP to this thread?

moana
Jun 18, 2005

one of the more intellectual satire communities on the web
forget the OP, when was the last time you read SloMo's poetry? That's the real crime here.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
it's more sex blacklights guys, duh. He wants to have a new planetarium-esque array for every new slam piece.

grenada
Apr 20, 2013
Relax.
slomo what's the hobby?

Spook
Feb 25, 2002

Silence of the MOTHERFUCKING LAMBS!!
Tanning in Seattle can be a reasonable thing to pay for, assuming the purchaser is using it more for light therapy than for getting bronzed.

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.

Spook posted:

Tanning in Seattle can be a reasonable thing to pay for, assuming the purchaser is using it more for light therapy than for getting bronzed.
In that case couldn't you just buy a light to use at home though?

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
A spray gun and some brown paint could have gone under hobby and tanning expenses and he would have spent less.

Bloody Queef
Mar 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Veskit posted:

Queef when was the last time you read the OP to this thread?

It's not you and Moana that are having the misdirected anger. (note the comment about BFC regulars)

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

Easychair Bootson posted:

But with only $1200 spent? I don't see it. Unless he just bought a used camera body or maybe a single lens. Do you really think he'd allow himself to be seen shooting with consumer-level gear?
It's not about the quality involved, it's about the expense, appearance, and its perceived implications about his worth. That's why he buys expensive terrible clothes, puts expensive liquor in terrible incorrect bottles, lives in expensive apartment(s) with questionable value, and his comments about buying things are rarely about their qualities relative to price and instead just how much they'll cost. So he'd buy the most expensive consumer-grade camera he could find somewhere.

He's conspicuous consumption personified, and he's so boring and hollow he doesn't realize everyone can see through how he defines his worth by things rather than his personality. Especially when he buys expensive garbage that makes him look like a tool, instead of denying himself for a few months to pay off his debt to afford good stuff / save up to get something better for cheaper / uhh, I guess buy more bar "experiences"? Literally every time I can think of where he "saved up" for something it went to paying off all the places he went over his "budget".

Listen SloMo, I really want to root for you. But your actions make it clear you don't actually care that much about removing your debt. It's literally last on your list of things you do when you go through the month. But if you're happy, then congratulations I guess. You certainly had to deal with a lot of lovely stuff in the past, it's just frustrating when you could do so much better and achieve your stated goals so much faster.

Also, "scare quotes" :turianass:

DarkHorse fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Dec 8, 2014

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
The new hobby is s&m. American flag gimp suits don't come cheap.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

Bloody Queef posted:

I think SloMo is the kind of guy to get seriously into model trains ironically. Don't forget the imitation crab meat.

Re the SloMo vs Knyteguy thing. I also see a lot of the hate directed at SloMo is jealousy related. Especially when you see all the "I'm barely making ends meet and my overall budget is less than your rent." type of crap coming from non BFC regulars. Most of the BFC regulars seem to have better directed issues with him and his habits. Also people seem to want to berate SloMo because it makes them feel better about themselves and the people berating KnyteGuy seem to do so because they genuinely want him to improve.

To be fair, he's a pretty huge douche who spews a lot of smug contempt and disdain for everybody who isn't a "baller", i.e. spending tons of money whether they can afford it or not. The reactions to his attitude are unsurprising.

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



DarkHorse posted:

He's conspicuous consumption personified, and he's so boring and hollow he doesn't realize everyone can see through how he defines his worth by things rather than his personality. Especially when he buys expensive garbage that makes him look like a tool, instead of denying himself for a few months to pay off his debt to afford good stuff / save up to get something better for cheaper / uhh, I guess buy more bar "experiences"? Literally every time I can think of where he "saved up" for something it went to paying off all the places he went over his "budget".

I think this is why people are so frustrated with him. His hobbies are stupid and he doesn't appear to be getting any enjoyment or value out of them, except maybe from the idea that now he can smugly tick of whatever's on his list of "things important people do". He has a serious spending problem (spending $2000 more than your salary in a month, without having planned for it in advance or having an emergency come up, is a pretty big loving problem) and is in denial about it, then gets defensive whenever people call him out on it.

Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Grimey Drawer
Did he ever get that projector he dreamed about?

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

It's Seattle, so I'll make my guess his new hobby is smoking weed.

A Herbalizer, a glass bubbler bong, a grinder, and an oz would be just about what he spent.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

.Z. posted:

It's Seattle, so I'll make my guess his new hobby is smoking weed.

A Herbalizer, a glass bubbler bong, a grinder, and an oz would be just about what he spent.

Glass? What are you, poor? Do they not make any out of lead crystal?

RIP Paul Walker
Feb 26, 2004

.Z. posted:

It's Seattle, so I'll make my guess his new hobby is smoking weed.

A Herbalizer, a glass bubbler bong, a grinder, and an oz would be just about what he spent.

He said it's a NEW hobby, didn't he?

How you likin' that Pax slomo? If you're thinking about a desktop vape, I urge you to skip the Extreme Q and other cheaper ones and just get a Volcano. SO MUCH FASTER (to fill, heating is way slower than my Q)!

edit:// buy used! I got mine for $240

Perhaps we should turn this thread into BF&C drug chat...

dreesemonkey
May 14, 2008
Pillbug
You fools are falling into his trap of acquiring attention :(

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Bloody Queef posted:

I think SloMo is the kind of guy to get seriously into model trains ironically. Don't forget the imitation crab meat.

Re the SloMo vs Knyteguy thing. I also see a lot of the hate directed at SloMo is jealousy related. Especially when you see all the "I'm barely making ends meet and my overall budget is less than your rent." type of crap coming from non BFC regulars. Most of the BFC regulars seem to have better directed issues with him and his habits. Also people seem to want to berate SloMo because it makes them feel better about themselves and the people berating KnyteGuy seem to do so because they genuinely want him to improve.

I think it's more that SlowMo has no loving excuse. He's not chained to a house, he doesn't have a baby on the way, he doesn't have a wife pressuring him like Zaurg did. When you make as much as he does and have as few real financial obligations as he does, it takes real effort to put yourself in the red each month. Yet not only does he do so pretty consistently, but it's always on the stupidest most useless poo poo possible, like blowing hundreds of dollars on opera tickets, drugs, tanning, or alcohol. He is just straight-up unable or unwilling to restrain his spending, and the only reason he's making even a little bit of progress is that he gets paid so drat much that even if he busts his budget each month, he still has a chance of overspending by less than his budget is going to be.

The other thing is his lack of real progress on things that he said he was going to do, or that the thread advised him to do. The only advice he's really followed that I can think of is cutting back on travel and selling those drugs he bought. He never sold that car, for example, despite the fact that he was saying for months he was going to do so, he poured a bunch of money into it claiming he was just getting it ready to sell, and he buys a bus pass and blows at least a hundred bucks on Uber rides every month. And while it's easy to focus in on the hobby and the tanning, each of which he spent over a thousand dollars on, let's not forget that despite being constantly berated by this thread for it, he still also spent over a thousand dollars on things that he's going to put into his mouth - a hair under $400 on groceries, almost $350 on booze, and $275 on restaurants. I'm a little behind on Knyteguy's thread but I don't remember him spending over five hundred bucks a month just on eating out and getting drunk. The sheer uselessness of SlowMo's wasteful spending, and the massive amounts of it, get people's hackles up because there is just no good reason at all that he should be in debt with the money he makes. And also because every post he's made is so carefully calibrated to piss people off I can't decide whether he's trolling or just really THAT stupid. It's not jealousy - I probably make around as much as he does and I'm debt-free, just because I don't blow piles of money on dumb poo poo and don't rely on a credit card as an excuse to spend more than I made every month. I don't even have a real budget myself, because you honestly don't really need one with that kind of income, you just need to loving restrain yourself from blowing hundreds of dollars on impulse purchases.

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Main Paineframe posted:

The other thing is his lack of real progress on things that he said he was going to do, or that the thread advised him to do. The only advice he's really followed that I can think of is cutting back on travel and selling those drugs he bought.

Hahaha, did BFC advise someone to sling dope? I really need to stop skimming threads.

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