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Tarquinn posted:Don't forget his nephew, working in the sex industry and famous for his reacharounds, Hando Calrissian. actually that's his niece now, trando calrissian.
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Otisburg posted:actually that's his niece now, trando calrissian. No that is Lando's horrible lizard person sister in-law
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SirPhoebos posted:Keep in mind that both authors on their own are poo poo-dispensing Sampos (Sampoes?)  I thought a Sampo was a strapless evening gown.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Here's a video of some diehard fans experiencing that moment. Some Australian filmmakers made a documentary called The Phandom Menace where they followed some fans around and interviewed them immediately before and after seeing Ep 1 for the first time. Skip ahead to 24:00 for the fans lining up to see the first midnight screening and then skip ahead to 31:15 to see their reactions immediately afterwards. jesus christ these post-film reactions are absolutely cringe-worthy
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Milky Moor posted:jesus christ I wish more people would make videos of these things, they're always great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHi1zaN0ooc
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Milky Moor posted:jesus christ i'm the guy who's like "no you just need to keep watching it again and again till you do like it." e: jesus it's like 5 guys who are toeing that line in the video. i love star wars i do and he loves me so much it makes him crazy sometimes is all. it was my fault for provoking him. he says he'll never do it again Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Dec 7, 2014 |
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i'm watching the beginning of season 6 of the clone wars on a friends recommendation and it's actually p good? a premature triggering of "order 66" in a single clone sets off a passable star wars conspiracy thriller type plot and i find it's actually engaging and i actually care how it plays out Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Dec 7, 2014 |
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Lol'd really hard at the calrissian poo poo
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Otisburg posted:actually that's his niece now, trando calrissian. She gained a bunch of weight and became lardo calrissian
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Watched that for a few minutes. Wasnt bad but i dont like the way they drew the characters
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PostNouveau posted:She gained a bunch of weight and became lardo calrissian I think you meant Glando Calrissian.
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What, no love for the unremarkable Calrissian that nobody remembers, Blando Calrissian?
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Is it an explicit rule that all planets in Star Wars need to be a single biome, or just tradition? Are EU writers allowed to make planets with varied ecosystems?
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this is the best EU character http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Soon_Bayts also wookiepedia is dumb http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Paper
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Is it an explicit rule that all planets in Star Wars need to be a single biome, or just tradition? Are EU writers allowed to make planets with varied ecosystems? It's either incredible laziness by the various writers or an intentional homage to older sci-fi, depending on how charitable you want to be. Tatooine for example is clearly an homage/ripoff of Dune's Arrakis.
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Is it an explicit rule that all planets in Star Wars need to be a single biome, or just tradition? Are EU writers allowed to make planets with varied ecosystems? tbf aren't most planets/moons that we know of pretty homogeneous in terms of climate/geology? earth is kinda the exception there
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Otisburg posted:i'm watching the beginning of season 6 of the clone wars on a friends recommendation and it's actually p good? There's a reason the clone wars series is the only non-movie thing disney decided to keep canon. It's unironically pretty good and gives prople like anakin and obi-wan actual personalities and depth. Oh god im seriousposting about star wars send help.
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Dangit Ronpaul posted:tbf aren't most planets/moons that we know of pretty homogeneous in terms of climate/geology? earth is kinda the exception there Yep.
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McDragon posted:this is the best EU character http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Soon_Bayts My favorite part of the article. Sue Rostoni posted:"When the character Soon Baytes was first introduced, in Jedi Council: Acts of War (2000), someone else was editing the comics…"
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ranbo das posted:There's a reason the clone wars series is the only non-movie thing disney decided to keep canon. It's unironically pretty good and gives prople like anakin and obi-wan actual personalities and depth. Nah its bad, hth. Its like, mostly bad with some good arcs.
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In Season Five of the Clone Wars TV Series, Anakin's padawan gets framed for a crime. She doesn't actually trust Anakin enough to protect her so she goes on the run with her ex-Sith archenemy to become a bounty hunter. I would totally watch "two renegade Jedi and Sith teenagers travel the galaxy as bounty hunters while running from the crazed religious fanatics on both sides that consider them traitors."
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Tarquinn posted:What, no love for the unremarkable Calrissian that nobody remembers, Blando Calrissian? And what about his extremely conservative, libertarian sibling, Rando Calrissian?
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kingcom posted:Nah its bad, hth. Its like, mostly bad with some good arcs. "with some good" means great in EU terms.
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then there was the family member who had unusually high levels of electrolytes, brawndo calrissian
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dog buttz posted:"with some good" means great in EU terms. I mean I guess if your going by EU terms. They aren't Ice-cream guy good though.
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There was that one guy that got rich selling tiger figurines, Hundo Calrissian
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Howard Beale posted:then there was the family member who had unusually high levels of electrolytes, brawndo calrissian Or the tropical fruit mogul, Banando Calrissian.
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IAmThatIs posted:Real talk though the best thing to come out of Star Wars is Battlefront 1 & 2 You mean TIE Fighter and/or KOTOR2?
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Sombrerotron posted:I gave up on the NJO not even halfway through Vector Prime, mostly because that was sufficient to make me absolutely loathe the concept of the Yuuzhan Vong, but also because I recall that everyone seemed to be out of character all the time. Luke and co. have never been friends with Fey'lya! They don't chummily call him by his first name every time they talk to him!! it was pretty daft how noted conservative, racist senator borsk fey'lya got to make some sort of huge heroic sacrifice when he was most notably known for being a conniving political antagonist who took glee in enforcing weird ideas of bothan supremacy (eg: gavin and asyr) loving eu, man
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:bib fortuna george lucas came up with this name at a seafood restaurant
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mr.capps posted:if your favorite character is the blue guy who is a really good at strategy because he likes to look at the art of different alien species you are a smelly poop  You poked my heart
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IAmThatIs posted:Real talk though the best thing to come out of Star Wars is Battlefront 1 & 2 battlefront 2 was garbage because it became less about learning to get good at certain classes than it was "the jedi wins" also the space levels and vehicles were terrible also they took away the ability to death star planets in galactic conquest mode also they ruined galactic conquest mode in general
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An old friend of mine once went on an EU research tangent on the adventures of Lobot, Lando's cyborg secretary, because he suddenly remembered/realized/decided that Lobot was awesome. I think that's pretty much the best place to be in, as far as how to appreciate Star Wars - focus on the things that are bad in such a way that they become funny, and therefore good.
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lobot rules, he saved an entire solar system of cute aliens and thousands of children
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ThePutty posted:empire at war still had the best space battles in any star wars game ever I remember nearly melting my pc trying to play a mod that redid all the ship models to scale including the super star destroyer...
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david... posted:I remember nearly melting my pc trying to play a mod that redid all the ship models to scale including the super star destroyer... That seems hilariously unwieldy. I mean the super star destroyer they put in was already ridiculously huge to begin with and took like 10 minutes to turn.
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david... posted:I remember nearly melting my pc trying to play a mod that redid all the ship models to scale including the super star destroyer... those mods were always hilarious because the engine itself couldn't handle a ship size over a certain limit. you'd get these massive ships that would sort of turn aimlessly in random directions and barely ever respond to where you actually wanted it to go
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