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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Tonight on American Horror Story: "Tupperware Party Massacre"

In the wake of a tragic loss, Jimmy sinks into a drunken despair; a reading from Maggie spurs Dandy to action; Stanley and Elsa track down the Twins.

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MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
When HASN'T Jimmy been a drunken slob lately?

I'm so disappointed with his character this season. And last season as well, although it was slightly more interesting. This time, however, he's just been so goddamn insufferable, and it really pains me to say that because I adore Evan Peters and think he is extremely talented. They just haven't given him much to work with this time around in terms of character, it's really a shame.

MadSparkle fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Dec 10, 2014

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
The final episode is going to be 59 minutes of Jimmy puking and then Dandy murders him.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I really just hope dandy runs around naked killing everyone

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

haveblue posted:

Tonight on American Horror Story: "Tupperware Party Massacre"

In the wake of a tragic loss, Jimmy sinks into a drunken despair; a reading from Maggie spurs Dandy to action; Stanley and Elsa track down the Twins.

Okay but seriously where the gently caress did the twins go? I don't remember there being anything about them running off again at the end of Test of Strength and then they were only mentioned in passing last week. Did I miss something?

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

coronatae posted:

Okay but seriously where the gently caress did the twins go? I don't remember there being anything about them running off again at the end of Test of Strength and then they were only mentioned in passing last week. Did I miss something?

I thought Ethel said she made sure 'they're in a safe place'. She said so to Elsa on that last episode when she was waving that gun around. She didn't elaborate on where, though.
They're probably in Twisty's goddamn murder shack or something.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
Come on Dandy! Be a murderer! Do it! Kill some lovable characters! Come on, Dandy! Be a threatening ominous villain drat it!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

God drat, Prometheus was DUMB.

Edit: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Dec 11, 2014

katium
Jun 26, 2006

Purrs like a kitten.
:stare: Dandy the puppetmaster.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Already banging the fattie

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011
Come on Ryan Murphy. I fully expect a creepy sex scene between Jimmy and Dandy before this season is over. Don't let me down.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
I'm surprised Dandy knows how to drive.

Or maybe he doesn't and he just tears pavement as he pleases.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Ah, the 50s.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
This is ri-gosh darn-diculous.

Heeeeeeeeeeere's Dandy!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
And they are all dead.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I find myself still watching this but without caring about what's happening to any of the characters anymore. The exact same thing happened with Coven, although it happened a lot sooner with Coven.

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I find myself still watching this but without caring about what's happening to any of the characters anymore. The exact same thing happened with Coven, although it happened a lot sooner with Coven.

This is exactly what I'm doing at this point. It doesn't get any better, but I can't stop watching. They killed Twisty too early.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
So far way better then coven, less then asylum. I'll be happy if this series comes second.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Well that literal bloodbath is pretty rad, though. I'm not gonna lie.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

drat, Dandy.

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
Oh Dandy, you are good and crazy.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
I bet you have alot of blood.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
man rear end

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Dandy is Judge Dredd?

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
:D

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Dandy quoting Kanye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViGNBLQpGWE

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


If the next musical number is Dandy doing a spoken-word version of Power, this entire goddamn show will be forgiven.

Cless Alvein
May 25, 2007
Bloopity Bloo
This is god drat terribly boring and easily worse than Coven at this point.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

*Writes "My Son" in notebook*

...

*Writes the word "Dead"*

.....

*Draws an arrow from "My Son" to "Dead"*

Oh my God.

Edit: RYAN MURPHY.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"Me? I'm NEVER half-cocked! :smug: "

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011
Ok that was certainly a thing. If he'd jerked that thing any harder it would've fallen off.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Ma Petit! :3:

Edit: Kathy's accent! :neckbeard:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
But I like puppies :ohdear:

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Ryan Murphy is such a worthless hack

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Wow, gay oral sex on TV. Nice job, Ryan Murphy.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Ah poo poo, I musta been looking away.

Edit: gently caress this show, that was awful.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Oh poo poo! gently caress you fat bitch from the coven!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Ryan Murphy is the answer to the question "what if Kurt Sutter was gay?"

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Geez detective guy, what if Dandy was lying about having lots of money?

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Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011
HBO should just let Murphy have some kind of show about gay porn stars living in LA or something so he can get all of this out of his system.

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