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GoldenPrice
Oct 2, 2013

Dead Blue Sky posted:

That's definitely a jaguar, and if I wasn't on my phone I'd post the video that shows the jaguar stalking it's prey from the opposite shore, swimming a good distance across a river, then killing the crocodile in a split second with a single bite to the skull.

:catstare:
Here it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBNYwxDZ_pA

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Kenny Powers narrates NatGeo documentaries now?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Doctor Bishop posted:

Heard you were talking poo poo :catstare:



He's right behind me isn't he.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Doctor Bishop posted:

Heard you were talking poo poo :catstare:



The missing eye makes him that much more :black101:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

jiharlequinade posted:

The missing eye makes him that much more :black101:



I want a jaguar now.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

mng posted:



I want a jaguar now.

Here you go:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I purposely didn't capitalize it, jerk :v:

I can't remember if I stole this from this thread


But just in case, a classic Sochi case:

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

mng posted:

But just in case, a classic Sochi case:


Last hotel I was in, I called the front desk and told them I had a leak in the sink. They said "Go ahead! The customer is always right!" :rimshot:

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Command Ant posted:

Last hotel I was in, I called the front desk and told them I had a leak in the sink. They said "Go ahead! The customer is always right!" :rimshot:



Ape Bad.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
With all this talk of cheetahs...

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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

With all this talk of cheetahs...



"It's the cheese that goes OH GOD NOT MY FACE!!"

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
I have no cheetah pictures :sidvicious:




bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
I don't think I want to find out what mutant milk tastes like.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

mng posted:


But just in case, a classic Sochi case:


What Olympic sport did she compete in, cake eating?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Sappo569 posted:

What Olympic sport did she compete in, cake eating?

She's a reporter, actually.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

It's a blackmail note for the lottery number caller guy/girl.

Hockles posted:

:lost: numbers?
Ok, that's lots funnier. I googled it and you are right.

Pretty sure the pubidome ad is a joke for a Jack's Links Jerky competition, in case anyone wonders.

Bored has a new favorite as of 03:08 on Dec 12, 2014

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake


:lost: numbers?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Hockles posted:

:lost: numbers?
:lost: dog.

Where's the flyer for WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!?

bummer dude
Jun 20, 2004

duuuude
(481)516-2342

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
481 isn't a valid area code. The mystery deepens.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Maybe we should ask Ludacris.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Fat guys wearing badly made superhero costumes have become so popular that companies are now selling superhero fatsuits so even skinny people can get in on that action



Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
I won't have anyone on this site trashtalk How-To Batman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzoGtvxwHsI

Also that dude lost a shitload of weight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo_3b7BMEAs

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I'd like to point out that they're standing next to a sign that reads "Due to capacity limits..."

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

With all this talk of cheetahs...



But that's a jaguar. :confused:

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

That's what I imagine God looks like.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Bundle of Keys posted:

But that's a jaguar. :confused:

You've got a weirdly good idea of what jaguar balls look like.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

That's How to, Batman! (Or at least smeone cosplaying as him.)

A reasonably(?) popular Youtube guy.

I'm 90% sure he's not as fat as his Batman suit makes him look...yeah, still a chubby guy (based on the face,) but not THAT massive. Probably pads his suit.

Fake edit: Welp, nevermind. He WAS that large, but actually lost most of the weight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo_3b7BMEAs

http://www.whyamisofatmovie.com/



So good for him?

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer
Turns out he was hiding a middle-aged woman in all that fat.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

I wonder if any collectors have this in their collection

tallest crocodile
Sep 10, 2011

How a TV show about Pre-historic life would reconstruct a goon.
I prefer

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Mr Executive
Aug 27, 2006

*covered pretzels

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