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RichieHimself posted:My proudest poo poo was a massive, Iraqi food induced watery pile I left in the middle of the night against the door to a little mechanics shop behind the mosque/tomb of Jonah (the dude that pissed off god and had to live in a whale for a bit). My buddy pulled security for me and there was an overwatch team from another platoon next to us in a graveyard. Add to that the guys back in the strykers that were no doubt watching my backblast and laughing on infrared and that's the biggest audience I've ever had for a poo. On the day before I give students a major exam, I offer them a mixture of ghost peppers and naga jolokia for their lame-rear end midrat baloney sandwiches. Fire in, fire out you sons of bitches.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I don't even know what the last two are. Literally the entire first page of google hits for "middle sexualities" is either scholarly articles discussing sexuality in the Middle Ages or facebook pages for LGBTwhatever themed University events that include "middle sexualities" in the description...but don't actually discuss what the hell it is. It is so obscure and made up that I can't even google it to figure out what the gently caress they're talking about.
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sorry n4i, you're old news. nobody cares about being gay or lesbian anymore, its all about the new hotness of being multi-gender trans-furry whatever the gently caress.
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Every day there's a new term coined by some ~*~special snowflake~*~ who just isn't like everyone else.
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iyaayas01 posted:Literally the entire first page of google hits for "middle sexualities" is either scholarly articles discussing sexuality in the Middle Ages or facebook pages for LGBTwhatever themed University events that include "middle sexualities" in the description...but don't actually discuss what the hell it is. My educated guess is a special way of saying bisexual. But bisexual means two so it isn't trans inclusive (  ) so that's what pan sexual is for-Mother of god it's a special snowflake term for pansexual.
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Is pansexual the thing the ghostbusters were trying to stop the gatekeeper from releasing or something else?
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I'm a goddamn sociologist and I don't know what most of those are.
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Because sociology deals with reality.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I think it's helpful since I can tell kids what it's like to be gay in "real world". I also think it's nice for them to see a happy, functioning gay person in a committed relationship. I also take an opportunity to real talk about what to expect once you leave the safe space that is a major university. Serious question: What is it like to be gay in the real world and outside of "safe spaces"? Like I know GiP likes to think it's all blowjobs and ESPN. What's it like?
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holocaust bloopers posted:Is pansexual the thing the ghostbusters were trying to stop the gatekeeper from releasing or something else? It's someone who gets hard/moist for a fresh hot loaf of bread.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:gently caress, I'll say it. There are only two genders.
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I'm kind of curious how the T got tacked on to LGBT. It seems out of place. It would be like if the NAACP became the NAACFP where the F stands for fat.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Serious question: What is it like to be gay in the real world and outside of "safe spaces"? Like I know GiP likes to think it's all blowjobs and ESPN. What's it like? For me? It's not terrible but it could be better. I mean it sucks to have to pass the man I'm marrying off as my roommate, but things are already a lot better than they were when I was in high school so  In general you need to have thick skin and pick your battle to survive. I think that LGBT groups at universities aren't helping kids by ignoring that reality. Instead you have adults who should know better fawning over kids (and I'm using that word intentionally) exploring their identities without giving them the skills they need to survive a job interview after they graduate. It's irresponsible and I've always been vocal about that. I've had horrible things said to my face and behind my back because of this but I also get Facebook messages from folks saying I'm their gay role model.
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I'm wondering how things are going to be for my sister soon. She's proposing to her girlfriend after living together for about six years, and everybody is super happy for them. They live in Maricopa County.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:For me? It's not terrible but it could be better. Huh. That's pretty fascinating how these groups aren't really doing these poor kids any favors.
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Would it be fair to say the general theme is similar to vet groups who pander to free poo poo and empty gestures rather than finding vets meaningful employment or other similarly helpful opportunities?
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Dec 10, 2014 21:02
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:They live in Maricopa County. As long as they're hot it shouldn't be a problem.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Huh. That's pretty fascinating how these groups aren't really doing these poor kids any favors. I wouldn't say that since there's something to be said for being around people who accept you for who you are. My argument is that you have to draw the line somewhere even if it means bursting a few bubbles. I'd rather that bubble get burst in a supportive context.
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Sjurygg posted:As long as they're hot it shouldn't be a problem. I love my sister but she and her girlfriend are not petite women.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I love my sister but she and her girlfriend are not petite women. They never are.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:They never are. The sad truth about lesbians. Sorry, guys 
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They're down to a few cats now. It used to be bad, my sister was a cat lady who kept adopting strays and unfixed cats. 
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:The sad truth about lesbians. My mother in law is petite but that's just because she's asian. All her girlfriends are... bigger.
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The first time I saw the girlfriend of a lesbian I used to know, I thought it was her mom or maybe an aunt. Super nice, but the years are apparently republican.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Transraptor gets slighted once again. clever xhirl.
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Quiet, all of you...they're approaching the gender studies paddock.
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The creature there doesn't want to be fed...it wants to hunt.
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Volunteer Boy: That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot hambeast. Dr. Alan Grant: A hambeast, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in Berkeley. You get your first look at this "six foot hambeast" as you enter a clearing. Xe moves like an elephant, lumbering, wheezing, mopping xer head. And you keep still because you think that maybe xis visual acuity is based on movement like cishets - Xe'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Polysexor. You stare at xer, and xe just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, [makes 'whoshing' sound] Dr. Alan Grant: from the other two polysexers you didn't even know were there. Because polysexer's a pack hunter, you see, xe uses coordinated attack patterns and xe is out in force today. And xe assaults your common sense with this... [he produces a smartphone from his pocket] Dr. Alan Grant: A blog of "indefatigable arguments" and illogical hate, like nails on a chalkboard, in xer sweaty paw. Xe doesn't bother to debate you like a civilized person, say... no no. Xe shrieks at you here, or here... [he lightly tongues the boy's ear, and twists his natural sexual organs] Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh, Alan... Dr. Alan Grant: Or maybe you fight back and the group starts screaming rape as a trump card. The point is, you are alive when they doxx you, you lose your job, and the police finally come. So you know, try to show a little respect. Volunteer Boy: OK. e: vvv made a couple changes EBB fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Dec 10, 2014 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Volunteer Boy: That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot hambeast.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Volunteer Boy: That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot hambeast.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Volunteer Boy: That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot hambeast.  but sincerely and appreciatively, not to prop up my own personal endeavor despite it's glaring faults as the GIF might indicate for those of you familiar with the story of Orson Welles' 1941 masterp
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Rosebud is symbolic of the cishet patriarchy. Kane gets a little credit for having aspergers, but he's still a shitlord.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Volunteer Boy: That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot hambeast.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'm wondering how things are going to be for my sister soon. She's proposing to her girlfriend after living together for about six years, and everybody is super happy for them. SHERIFF JOE DID IT AGAIN!
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Victor Vermis posted:In Mosul? That's gone now. You maniacs! You blew it up! Godadamn ISIS, now where will I direct my descendants to make their deposits when they're fighting in Iraq War III and IV?
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:For me? It's not terrible but it could be better. You're my gay role model, N4I, even though I'm straight. 
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