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david... posted:Listen princess, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good gently caress what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a princess. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. what's the star wars equivalent of hummus?
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Neurosis posted:what's the star wars equivalent of hummus? The force.
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Dec 11, 2014 14:08
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is there a darth akimbo that uses two lightsabers
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Darth 19.9% interest over 7 years. Darth Hangnail. Darth Tablet is giving me a low battery warning and there is still 2 hours left in the trip.
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Blistex posted:Darth 19.9% interest over 7 years. Sounds like you need to reestablish your connection to the Force at the nearest Force outlet. You can make 250 page saga on your ordeal.
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The prequels are EU.
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Groovelord Neato posted:The prequels are EU. i hope disney remakes the prequels, so they suck less and then trashes the originals.
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SaltLick posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Davin_Felth quote:Felth was later assigned as his unit's urinalysis coordinator, an additional duty he loathed. 
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Dec 11, 2014 16:22
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no loving way is that real
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Its real and I have read that book. It starts ok, it just gets stupid further along the story you go. It could have a pretty good below the decks story about someone who wasn't connected to the main cast, but nooo, they just had to tie that poo poo in.
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Fetus Tree posted:no loving way is that real again, Frostwerks posted:most realistic part of the eu
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david... posted:how does the eu explain why lightsabers aren't infinitely long, how do you stop them and make them come to a rounded point, those claws are ok but i want one on each finger, 20 ft laser fingers and thumbs just waving their hands over a battlefield a lightsaber is superheated plasma contained within a strong magnetic field IDIOT
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Dec 11, 2014 20:19
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Pretty sure they had laser halberds too.
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Tezzor posted:a lightsaber is superheated plasma contained within a strong magnetic field IDIOT oh ok that makes sense....
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Dec 12, 2014 00:20
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Pretty sure they had laser halberds too. Every generic fantasy weapon was made into a lightsaber variant at some point
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I thought I read somewhere that in star wars the lasers from ships and blasters are like literally solid and do actual concussive force. Like it fires off a chunk of solid light. And lightsabers were basically the same thing on a handle.
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Dec 12, 2014 01:06
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they use superheated tibanna gas
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they're not real and the science behind them is concocted by failures
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Dec 12, 2014 02:16
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very successful failures
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Fetus Tree posted:very successful failures wait we're talking about eu writers who came up with the bullshit reasoning behind it, not lucas i wouldnt mark garbage-tier writers as very successful
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shiksa posted:wait we're talking about eu writers who came up with the bullshit reasoning behind it, not lucas do you know how many terrible star wars books are bestsellers a lot of them
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shiksa posted:wait we're talking about eu writers who came up with the bullshit reasoning behind it, not lucas http://www.statisticbrain.com/star-wars-total-franchise-revenue/  The website (of unknown accuracy) I just googled says 1.8 billion dollars have been made off of those books. shiksa posted:i wouldnt mark garbage-tier writers as very successful Oh, really?
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TheSpiritFox posted:The website (of unknown accuracy) I just googled says 1.8 billion dollars have been made off of those books. yeah but there's been 18 billion different Star Wars books made so each one brought in like a dime.
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shiksa posted:how much do y'all think those eu writers brought in for those books vs. lucas? enough that to call them failures at their craft is ignorant
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Fetus Tree posted:enough that to call them failures at their craft is ignorant yeah but very successful is pushing it was my particular point george lucas is extremely successful your average eu writer is getting paid to write, which is pretty good considering your average writer, but i wouldnt go "oh wow he's so successful, he wrote 4 terrible star wars books"
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shiksa posted:how much do y'all think those eu writers brought in for those books vs. lucas? apparently a good number of Star Wars EU books are established sci-fi authors writing under an alias in the name of an easy paycheck so I imagine it's not that bad as far as licensed fiction goes
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im sorry but yeah if youre going to compare them to a multi billionaire yes they are probably not as 'successful'
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http://time.com/3630886/star-wars-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-names/ new star wars names are just as bad boy im so scared of a dark jedi named kylo ren  black guy named Finn you see it harkens back to mark twain its poetry
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SaltLick posted:http://time.com/3630886/star-wars-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-names/ im gonna write the first poe dameron book, get out in front of that
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hahaha this doesnt belong here at all but its great that scene was hilarious
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SaltLick posted:http://time.com/3630886/star-wars-vii-the-force-awakens-trailer-names/ I like the names and I'm glad the guy isn't Darth Claymore or something. The way they revealed them is also neat.
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ThePutty posted:why are star wars fans so much worse and convoluted than all the others let me introduce you to comics oohhboy posted:Its real and I have read that book. It starts ok, it just gets stupid further along the story you go. It could have a pretty good below the decks story about someone who wasn't connected to the main cast, but nooo, they just had to tie that poo poo in. allegience was pretty cool with the rouge stormtroopers
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StashAugustine posted:allegience was pretty cool with the rouge stormtroopers im pretty sure the rouge stormtroopers are just the imperial guard guys
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StashAugustine posted:allegience was pretty cool with the rouge stormtroopers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAnDNyar3ik
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want a bunch of stormtroopers in pink armor. fabulous as gently caress. also, explains why they can't shoot straight.
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Frostwerks posted:want a bunch of stormtroopers in pink armor. fabulous as gently caress. also, explains why they can't shoot straight.       
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emperors guard there look like he spent too much time out in the sun and his suit faded
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Its a reference to the book tattooine ghost, where that actually happens
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