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EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

I honked like a goose at this. :golfclap:

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

theflyingorc posted:

lol them bitches is peeing on people

yes, it's urine unless you've got another mystery location that contains that volume of liquid



(From the protests)

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Couple pages back, but this is B-I-N-G-O, no? Didn't watch Lost, but do have a kid.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




theflyingorc posted:

lol them bitches is peeing on people

yes, it's urine unless you've got another mystery location that contains that volume of liquid

Also apparently banned in the UK.

BurnBlackJay
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Blanco nino most sit at thu back .

Edison was a dick
Apr 3, 2010

direct current :roboluv: only

Serperoth posted:

Also apparently banned in the UK.

You're allowed to do it, but you can't record the act, and it's illegal to own recordings of the banned acts.
It's been illegal in lesser formats like print for a while, the kerfuffle is because the conservative government extended it to digital formats.

The law hasn't seen a successful conviction and doesn't see a lot of enforcement in general, but it tends to be used when prosecutors want to destroy someone's reputation.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

If it's in the UK, then it's just one set of toothless lips meeting another.

:golfclap:

Edison was a dick posted:

... it tends to be used when prosecutors want to destroy someone's reputation.

Do they get labeled a piddlephile on the sex offender's register?

RFC2324 posted:

holy poo poo, I must have this

and now you can! http://www.livingwellspendingless.com/2014/02/10/sharpie-mug/

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Avulsion posted:

Apparently it's quite dangerous to the British.

...and that's why they have socialized medicine.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

beato posted:

:golfclap:


Do they get labeled a piddlephile on the sex offender's register?


and now you can! http://www.livingwellspendingless.com/2014/02/10/sharpie-mug/

Paiddlephile

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Going back to Cheetah chat for a second...

Busch Gardens got an orphan baby cheetah that needed a friend. So they adopted one...






They're good friends. :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndlf5_L5gsE

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
What I'm taking home from this is that Cheetahs are the dogs of the cat world.

edit:
some lynxes look like bad drawings of themselves

Fatkraken has a new favorite as of 15:41 on Dec 13, 2014

Lap-Lem
Oct 21, 2005
Lap-Lem the Village Tard

Technically they are ePeebophiles, totally different thing.
:goonsay:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Subjunctive posted:

Couple pages back, but this is B-I-N-G-O, no? Didn't watch Lost, but do have a kid.

How do you mean?

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiggum posted:

How do you mean?

The lost letter spell out bingo, you didn't know this?

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Edison was a dick posted:

You're allowed to do it, but you can't record the act, and it's illegal to own recordings of the banned acts.
It's been illegal in lesser formats like print for a while, the kerfuffle is because the conservative government extended it to digital formats.

The law hasn't seen a successful conviction and doesn't see a lot of enforcement in general, but it tends to be used when prosecutors want to destroy someone's reputation.

It's legal to own it and record it, but you can't distribute it commercially in the UK. The current (antiquated) BBFC restrictions on what can be shown on physical videos sold in the UK have just been applied to online content, but you can still download your nasty German porn without fear.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Turtlicious posted:

The lost letter spell out bingo, you didn't know this?

That can't be right, the 42nd letter of the english alphabet isn't O, it's ▀̿

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Tiggum posted:

How do you mean?

Farmer Whatever had a dog, Bingo-was-his-name-o.

Those are bingo numbers, right? Bingo callers call numbers?





Guys? Guys are you there?


guys?

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010

Fatkraken posted:

What I'm taking home from this is that Cheetahs are the dogs of the cat world.

If you want to get technical about it... Cheetahs paws are more similar to a dog's paw due to the semi-retractable claws and the dewclaw not normally found on large cats.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Subjunctive posted:

Those are bingo numbers, right? Bingo callers call numbers?

Short answer:

mrkillboy has a new favorite as of 17:06 on Dec 13, 2014

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Hmm. Well then!

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


mrkillboy posted:

Short answer:



Fun fact I once won $150 on the mega millions by playing those numbers. I believe the 23 was the number that didn't get pulled.

Tasoth
Dec 13, 2011

Stringbean posted:

If you want to get technical about it... Cheetahs paws are more similar to a dog's paw due to the semi-retractable claws and the dewclaw not normally found on large cats.

They also have a similar hunting style where they both run down prey. The difference is wolves use a pack to allow them to run an animal to exhaustion with out the wolves tiring themselves excessively and cheetahs have a span of time they can run before they overheat and die. Nature is wonderful.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Zero One posted:


They're good friends. :3:
Many cheetahs in modern captivity have a dog friend these days. Humans train the dog to be chill, the cheetah looks to the dog as a sort of alpha-cheetah for how to react around humans, and the result is the cheetah doesn't freak out and can be controlled more easily. A cheetah's mouth is too small to inflict any damage to a large dog, so there's never a concern that the zookeepers will wake up one day and find the dog missing.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Fatkraken posted:

What I'm taking home from this is that Cheetahs are the dogs of the cat world.

edit:
some lynxes look like bad drawings of themselves



The best thing about lynxes is when you hold them upright they look like little people.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Len posted:

Fun fact I once won $150 on the mega millions by playing those numbers. I believe the 23 was the number that didn't get pulled.

You'd probably have won way more if that wasn't such a popular combination.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


beato posted:

You'd probably have won way more if that wasn't such a popular combination.

I remembered wrong. I hit 4, 8, 15 and the megaball was 42. But that's in the set payout range. Looking at the winners now it looks like they've changed how much you get because now it's saying that's only a $50 winner.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
It's probably best not to win the jackpot using those numbers, to tell the truth.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

What about winning at bingo?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

That's why I play the lotto with the FTL jump coordinates for Earth. I know I'm the only one playing them because everyone hated that episode. :awesomelon:

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

theflyingorc posted:

lol them bitches is peeing on people

yes, it's urine unless you've got another mystery location that contains that volume of liquid

It is not urine. It is basically female cum. However the porn version is actually just water douched into the poor gal before sex and she holds it until the "climax". And as you might guess that is not a healthy thing to do.

Faux Mulder
Aug 1, 2014

just gonna do whatever I want to do, all the time

i posit that nobody posting about what squirts are this thread actually knows what squirts are

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Females can't cum, trust me, I've had sex with one.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Decrepus posted:

Females can't cum, trust me, I've had sex with one.

You did it wrong.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Shwqa posted:

It is not urine. It is basically female cum. However the porn version is actually just water douched into the poor gal before sex and she holds it until the "climax". And as you might guess that is not a healthy thing to do.

Right, because females cum up a dudes dick, and he has a baby in his balls. Kinda like a seahorse.

Fozaldo
Apr 18, 2004

Serenity Now. Serenity Now.
:respek::respek::respek::respek::respek:

Spinning Bird Kick!

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Isn't squirting just excessive vaginal fluids getting squirted out when she clenches her muscles during climax? Just because some women are way wetter than others doesn't mean they're incontinent.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Look at all these goons. Everyone knows it's concentrated molecular acid.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Squirtin is just one of God's mysteries

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






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Mongolian Queef
May 6, 2004

kannonfodder posted:

Right, because females cum up a dudes dick, and he has a baby in his balls. Kinda like a seahorse.

The human body is disgusting.

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