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Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
Any beta cuck boys who want a taste of my alpha cum please pm me.

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Plafop posted:

Any beta cuck boys who want a taste of my alpha cum please pm me.

its good u have finally come to terms w/ yourself

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
I can either unload in your girl (if you have one lmao) and you can lick out that delicious cream, OR you can cum and get it right from the source.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
just out of curiousity, Plafop, how did you get your deep understanding of women

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Plafop posted:

I can either unload in your girl (if you have one lmao) and you can lick out that delicious cream, OR you can cum and get it right from the source.

dont double back now, we all saw u pining away for a cum loving beta boy and there is no shame in it

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
women judge you

we pretend we don't but we do

but it's not about the things you think

it's about other things

dirtymurphy24
Nov 30, 2014

The doctor is in.
Do straight girls watch gay porn like how straight guys watch lesbian porn? I've always wondered this...

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

dont double back now, we all saw u pining away for a cum loving beta boy and there is no shame in it

I have no shame in wanting a little twinky beta boy, but preferably I would like a nice dickgirl.

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

dirtymurphy24 posted:

Do straight girls watch gay porn like how straight guys watch lesbian porn? I've always wondered this...

nsfw
http://i.imgur.com/gbdOGw7.png
http://33.media.tumblr.com/96bd15c3ce331e96555b61d59de996ad/tumblr_n9xi0viNhh1txnlhoo1_r1_500.png
http://33.media.tumblr.com/3c17b96fb8f59de455bfe06c79a4e181/tumblr_n9xi0viNhh1txnlhoo3_r2_500.png

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

dirtymurphy24 posted:

Do straight girls watch gay porn like how straight guys watch lesbian porn? I've always wondered this...

Absolutely.

dirtymurphy24
Nov 30, 2014

The doctor is in.
uhh... uh... furries?

Pick posted:

Absolutely.
Awesome.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i like to watch mma sometimes which is basically the same thing

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Okay good, I always wondered if my erections during MMA were because I was gay but it turns out I'm just a woman.

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
I love to mpreg betas after a good knotting in their birth anus.

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
People are going to unfairly assume I'm being facetious, and that is hurtful to me, to be called a liar and have my sexuality erased.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

dirtymurphy24 posted:

Do straight girls watch gay porn like how straight guys watch lesbian porn? I've always wondered this...

i read somewhere that "real" lesbian porn (meant to be enjoyed by real lesbians) is quite different from what is marketed to straight guys

i wonder if there's gay porn meant to be enjoyed by straight women, or the real thing will suffice ?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Prodigal T-REX posted:

People are going to unfairly assume I'm being facetious, and that is hurtful to me, to be called a liar and have my sexuality erased.

i believe and indeed support you in these efforts

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Prodigal T-REX posted:

I love to mpreg betas after a good knotting in their birth anus.

i can't be a furry or omegaverser, i know too much about real animals and respect them :(

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
The older and fatter I get, the more out of reach attractive women become and the lower my libido becomes. I see an attractive woman and I just genuinely smile warmly at her, because I don't give a gently caress. I no longer want to gently caress her. It's just nice to see a pretty face. Strange part is, they smile back now. How ironic.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Pick posted:

women judge you

we pretend we don't but we do

but it's not about the things you think

it's about other things

it's not about the things i think? geez, that's a relief. and to think, all this time i was under the impression my boring personality and lack of emotional maturity were what was holding me back.

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Pick posted:

i can't be a furry or omegaverser, i know too much about real animals and respect them :(

I know a lot about penis but that doesn't mean a big fantasy one with magic extra features isn't good and cool imo.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Cnut the Great posted:

it's not about the things i think? geez, that's a relief. and to think, all this time i was under the impression my boring personality and lack of emotional maturity were what was holding me back.

Nope, it's your height, weight and penis size

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Cnut the Great posted:

it's not about the things i think? geez, that's a relief. and to think, all this time i was under the impression my boring personality and lack of emotional maturity were what was holding me back.

It's the lack of money and looks yeah

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Any hot rich men wanna date?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
we super care if you can make us laugh and orgasm

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Post your pic and username on a crisp hunndo bill and we talk

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Pick posted:

we super care if you can make us laugh and orgasm

my penis can fulfill the first requirement but not the second

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Prodigal T-REX posted:

Post your pic and username on a crisp hunndo bill and we talk

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Plafop posted:

Any beta cuck boys who want a taste of my alpha cum please pm me.

that dpends on who gave it to you and how long its been in the fridge

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

:eyepop::love::love::vince:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
that's my baby cougar i talk to her and cuddle her and pet her like she had ever been born!! she wasn't though, she was freeze died straight from the womb. that means she's in heaven!!!

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Money and aspiring Nercrocatter, it's me that is in heaven.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
cat money millionaires

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:

My favorite lady thread meltdown was by the guy who got really mad that people made fun of his girlfriend who also posted in the thread. She erased all of her 60 pages of posts by hand for some reason and then some people said that was weird so he showed up and went ballistic. I think this was in the first thread but I don't remember when.

quote:

Stupid cowardly assholes, the entire lot of you. Ganging up on a good person just because others do, or because she makes you feel bad, because she asks you to loving think about other people for once in your stupid worthless lives. Telling her to calm down because you're terrified of conflict, because you're scared that the big mean bullies will focus on you next and make trans jokes and call you a bitch. Amarantinesky didn't cause this. She didn't blow up. She wasn't even angry, not for a single post. I was the one that was upset, and so she was defending me. I'm touchy about my loving slaughtered ancestors tossed in mass graves except their ears to be turned in for a government bounty, loving sue me.
And now you're all either jumping on her and criticizing her, or spinelessly trying to change the topic and trying to ignore the problem of someone you loving cowards dared to call a friend getting thrown under a bus. You don't deserve a good thread, and you certainly don't deserve to avoid mockery and shunning for your own problems, you worthless pieces of poo poo. You college dropouts, you office worker drones, you unemployed still living at home man-children and teenagers. Amarantinesky and I have the best, happiest lives out of anyone in this thread. We're happy about ourselves and each other. We're engaged to be married and it's loving awesome. I'd say I hope the same for you sad fuckers, but I don't. I earned my happiness by working for it, not just trying to grab the crabs near the top of the bucket and dragging them down to my level. Yall can gently caress off.

Enfys fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Dec 15, 2014

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

oh i see well ok maybe there doesnt need to be a second thread of it

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

there must

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
next mating season is shaping up to be a monster & let's just say I have some new tricks... here's a preview: stronger taller hair

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

prehensile hair??

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
women will lightly bat at tall hair while cooing and preening in order to determine its tensile strength, and, by extension, the hair stiffness of their potential offspring

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
do not act startled or aggressive when women do this as they may become alarmed and detach their tail as a defensive mechanism

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