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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Treachery vs. autism in a staaaaairs match

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i'm so excited for this stupid bullshit

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Sheep everywhere. Fifty-foot tall sheep.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
The Japanese Buzzsaw, Erick Rowan!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I LOVE ERICK ROWAN

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
ERICK RORWIN

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
did you know erick rowan has an iq of 145 and is a world-renowned guitar virtuouso? - the worst skit ever

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Carver Crisis posted:

lmao the stairs weigh 275 and I'm the queen of France

that's the most believable stat in that graphic

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Beef Waifu posted:

I can't get over Rowan's music.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Did close captioning just come on for anyone?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"They call this guy Big Red!"
"Why?"
"For a reason."

:negative:


This is ridiculously perfect :allears:

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

5-Star Classic about to happen.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I swear I heard this music in an old Lode Runner game or something.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
It loves buffering on Rollins.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Erick Rowns

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
Earlier I was describing tonight's card to my wife, who watches WWE with enthusiasm most of the time.

"So, tonight, Big Show is fighting--"
"--I already don't care."

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
I really want Cole to talk about MeUndies.com at some point.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

i want this to suck

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
Watch our stuff on Hulu! Because it's not on the Network!

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Can they use other weapons?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Erick Rowan is a garden gnome.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Wedgie daddy

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I hope this is a funny match.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Big Show is fat again

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
What a weird ad. Buy a subscription to something that is a competitor to us.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
BACK HEEL KICK

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Cole: John you coined this man Big Red
Jerry angrily: Yeah Why!?

There it was the last good thing King will ever say.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
gently caress hulu and it's stupid rear end service that makes you pay for 10 minutes of commercials in a 25 minute TV show

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



SPINKICK!!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Have they even explained what a stairs match is?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
BIGRED

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
these stairs are 5" thick of steel. during production the raw material they used to produce them continually broke 12 successive shearers until they imported a super guillotine bigger than the sun from Xenu himself

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
SPIN KICK OF DOOM

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

My face thinking about this match

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gough Suppressant posted:

The Japanese Buzzsaw, Erick Rowan!

The Angelic Avenger of the Atlantic Ocean, the Natural Norseman of the North Sea!

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Hillbilly Eugene is a thing now. This makes me terrified for Bayley.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Erik Rwrrwran!

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

StarkRavingMad posted:

4000 pound steel stairs covered in menacing razor-sharp spikes

the exterior is coated with sulfuric acid and the slightest touch can burn your skin off

There is an image of a Dolph Ziggler and a Luke Harper. The Dolph Ziggler is in the fetal position. The Luke Harper is laughing.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
YESSSS. Hoss off. Don't even try to use psychology, just keep hitting each other as hard as possible.

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Signal 19
Jul 18, 2005

Mega Downs
I like that Eric is a huge dude who actually moves around. Hopefully this translates into Big SHow actually doing something more than, SLAP, SLAP, KNOCKOUT PUNCH, PIN

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