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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
If we see the Big Stairs this whole night will be redeemed

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Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

5-Star Classic about to happen.

integer 5 star classic maybe

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

275lbs goes rolling away like tumbleweed.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Luigi Thirty posted:

Big Show is fat again

Like 2006 ECW fat?

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

I unironically like Rowan's theme.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
No DQs and you can use the stairs!

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Did Big Show just win? He used the stairs first

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Cardboard Box posted:

i want this to suck

WWE really gonna have to overcome the odds to disappoint here!

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Maxwell Lord posted:

Have they even explained what a stairs match is?

Pretty much a regular match where stairs don't cause a DQ.

Or possible a no DQ where there are only stairs as weapons.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Why make it a full no-DQ stip if the purpose is to be a "stairs match"?

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





ROWAN JUST FLIPPED THOSE 287 LBS STAIRS WITH EASE!!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Thrown with so much force that he managed to FLIP STAIRS!

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
The Big Giant

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
The stairs have Havok physics.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Theoretically, this entire match could have gone without the use of the stairs. The rules do not require it at all.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Big Show very briefly had a look on his face and it was clear he had just realized this was an incredibly stupid idea.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
BIG SHOW I HATE YOU

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Thauros posted:

I unironically like Rowan's theme.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
erick rowan rules so hard

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Maxwell Lord posted:

Have they even explained what a stairs match is?

in this match the stairs are legal

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Have they even explained what a stairs match is?

you toss giant pieces of aluminum at people's heads. why is this difficult?

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Captain Magic posted:

Earlier I was describing tonight's card to my wife, who watches WWE with enthusiasm most of the time.

"So, tonight, Big Show is fighting--"
"--I already don't care."

Marry that woman.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


287 pounds

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
What are the chances that big show pulls out OH MY GOD BEEG STAIRS for this dumb gimmick match with no heat

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Theoretically, this entire match could have gone without the use of the stairs. The rules do not require it at all.

But they're AS HEAVY AS THE ROCK.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

DudeDeuce posted:

What a weird ad. Buy a subscription to something that is a competitor to us.

They have to as part of the agreement nbc. Another reason why gently caress comcast.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Theoretically, this entire match could have gone without the use of the stairs. The rules do not require it at all.

so do TLC matches

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
you have to put someone through the steel stairs to win the match

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

do you have to put your opponent through the stairs to win

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

:lol: Rowan not selling the weight of the stairs.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Signal 19 posted:

I like that Eric is a huge dude who actually moves around. Hopefully this translates into Big SHow actually doing something more than, SLAP, SLAP, KNOCKOUT PUNCH, PIN

SLAP, SLAP, STAIRS, KINOCKOUT PUCH, MISS, STAIRS MISS, LOSE.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
These guys must be really strong. They're picking up 280 pound stairs like it's nothing!

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

rowan had to find the stairs he liked best

Alakaiser
Jan 3, 2007

And the Lord Josh said, "Blessed are those cast away by Belichick, theirs is the kingdom of Denver." (Tebow 1:25)

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Theoretically, this entire match could have gone without the use of the stairs. The rules do not require it at all.

What rules?! What are the rules???

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Look at Rowan manhandle those stairs! So strong.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Is Rowan about to go Big Show Bowling?

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Erick Rowan being a smart manchild is one thing I'll always love.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

I'll be honest Rowan seems to be trying really hard to make his offence look good tonight but man Big Show is drizzling shits.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

What the gently caress is this match

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Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

What are you doing Big Red?

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