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Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
i'm dead

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Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
"The Big Family Man."

I want to see the Big Show's Big Family.

I want to see his giant kids.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Please be the last

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
that match got over promising singles upstart The Big Show

The Right Guy Won

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Flameingblack posted:

Why did that spot matter? Because all he had to do was get his shoulders off the mat and there's nothing big show could have done

who booked this poo poo

It is harder to move your shoulders if you're pinned under something tbh.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



The Landstander posted:

I can't wait for, uh, whatever Big Show is going to do after this?

Baby New Year

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


I really didn't expect Big Show to take this one.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

El Generico posted:

How incredibly dumb for Big Show to go over in this match

seriously, wtf?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Do this same commercial but replace the Divas with Shield and The Wyatts.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i love this stupid show ahahaha

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I am a total diva in every sense of the word.

Except the wrestling sense. I don't do that.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Gotta keep him strong.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
only 100 more minutes to go!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
If only Big Red weren't a dumb millenial, forever unable to reach for that brass ring.

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
that ending wouldve worked way better the other way around

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I guess credit to Rowan for trying to make that enjoyable when he could

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Charles Gnarwin posted:

I;m convinced at this point that this PPV is an attempt to top December to Dismember.

don't say things you can't take back. the last two matches were bad but ziggler/harper ruled. D2D had no good matches at all

fariz
Nov 10, 2009

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
What was the point of that?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hm... Big Show is old and out of shape and not good... let's let him win!

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
They've ruined the career of promising newcomer Erick Rowan

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Jesus christ this Total Diva's promo is bad.

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Never leave NXT Charlotte. Please never leave.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
That total diva commercial was surreal

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
I quit life.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Rowan better loving eliminate kill Show in the Rumble

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Flameingblack posted:

Why did that spot matter? Because all he had to do was get his shoulders off the mat and there's nothing big show could have done

who booked this poo poo
Michael Hayes?

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

El Generico posted:

How incredibly dumb for Big Show to go over in this match

or any match at this point of his career.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





That match was bad but still way better than it had any right to be.

Mt. Modular
May 18, 2006

They're finally pushing Big Show!

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Holy poo poo, Cena/Rollins IS NOT the main event!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So the Bellas are doing Apartment Wrestling now? :gonk:

fariz
Nov 10, 2009

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Action Shakespeare posted:

that ending wouldve worked way better the other way around

lol if you think the stairs would fit over show

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
i cant loving wait for total divas to come back now

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Paige is the only one who pulls the look off :colbert:

gently caress #allredeverything

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Are there seriously two hours left of this??? No loving way

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Why can't you be wrestlers instead.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

It is harder to move your shoulders if you're pinned under something tbh.

there is zero reason to defend that hilariously stupid pin

Codependent Poster posted:

Hm... Big Show is old and out of shape and not good... let's let him win!

erick rowan is two of those things

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Wait why is the main event going on now

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I think Big Show is a really important part of their roster but unless they're building him up to be a threat (they're not) he doesn't need to win.

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