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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I'd say I'm really glad this isn't main eventing now but :lol: they'll just have Roman return in the new main event anyway in a runin gently caress finish and still nobody will learn a thing

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


OK the corner post table break was cool. I haven't seen that.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Rollins tried to save Mercury, making him a better friend and ally than John Cena.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
i can't handle this you guys, someone help

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Beef Waifu posted:

I don't care

oh so you already did take a good look

okay cool

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Eltoasto posted:

Oh my god, Cena is going to effectively win a 1v3 match.

better than the cage match vs. wyatt because at least J&J are supposed to be geeks

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
man ive always wanted to see a tables match end that way :(

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

oknope posted:

I hope to God that Orton and Reigns come out during this match and them and Cena corner Rollins and the Reigns punches Cena and Orton and says:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Also, to the guy who is going to Raw tomorrow, it's also mathematically proven that the more dogshit the PPV the better the immediate following Raw.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

OGB posted:

Ryback and Kane, too, right?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
I completely loving forgot those two have a match. Jesus.

Well, ''match''.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Wife: "Does the announcer's table count as a table?"

That's a shockingly good question.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
So I guess Cena's years of not saving anyone come back to haunt him here since no one is coming out to help with this 3-on-1 situation

I mean, the only person who might is Dolph but he's dead

Mt. Modular
May 18, 2006

See, you can throw him at the timekeeper, because the timekeeper doesn't have anything else to do.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

RaceyBucket posted:

So the story is john cena beats 3 men?

Couldn't be any worse then that Survivor Series match with the Nexus.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Chris James 2 posted:

I'd say I'm really glad this isn't main eventing now but :lol: they'll just have Roman return in the new main event anyway in a runin gently caress finish and still nobody will learn a thing

then now forever

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
cena sucks

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
I can't wait for Rollins to get thrown to those two tables.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

I love that overbooked Cena matches are commonly shitfests while Cena's straight up wrestling matches are usually good. Usually the other way around with many other guys.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
why would cena not just flip seth forward on to the tables

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Chokes McGee posted:

Wife: "Does the announcer's table count as a table?"

That's a shockingly good question.

it does in the games :shrug:

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
WTF is this garbage? Can there be any more interference in this match?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Real Talk: What are those tables actually made of? Are they specially made weak as gently caress tables or just garbage quality normal tables?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Chokes McGee posted:

Wife: "Does the announcer's table count as a table?"

That's a shockingly good question.

Yes, I think it's happened before

I know it counts in the video game at least

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

SpaceWolfPurrp posted:

Love them or hate them you have to respect table matches.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Fat Lowtax posted:

This match would be better if it was a stairs match

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

RaceyBucket posted:

So the story is john cena beats 3 men?

more like a man and a half since J&J are supposed to be geeks

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
This match is bad but I don't see how a chickenshit heel using outside interference is a crime against booking

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
This match would be better if it was Rollins and J&J being destroyed by Lesnar.

Rollins should win clean this match.

That's my hot take.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Set the dang table on fire you scrubs

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Fauxhawk Express posted:

I love that overbooked Cena matches are commonly shitfests while Cena's straight up wrestling matches are usually good. Usually the other way around with many other guys.

A Cena match is good when he loses clean.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
This best tables match was the one Big Show lost by being fat.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Chokes McGee posted:

Wife: "Does the announcer's table count as a table?"

That's a shockingly good question.

According to No Mercy, yeah.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

totally burying kalisto's finisher

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Chokes McGee posted:

Wife: "Does the announcer's table count as a table?"

That's a shockingly good question.

Yes. Tables, announcer tables, Table-San, card tables, coffee tables, glass tables, periodic tables.

All tables.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
That was a great 10 second silence between that move and Cole telling us who was actually damaged by it.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Food Court Druid posted:

This match is bad but I don't see how a chickenshit heel using outside interference is a crime against booking

Yeah I really don't mind them in this context, match is still kinda eh

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

My dad said John Cena is ugly and fat [not serious, he’s just a tool].

Me and my mom are like LOL Are you blind?

My dad is like I’m better looking than John Cena.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Ribsauce posted:

WTF is this garbage? Can there be any more interference in this match?

Heyman's at the ringside, so yes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cole going UH OH sounds like a little kid who just realized they pooped their pants.

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Chokes McGee posted:

Wife: "Does the announcer's table count as a table?"

That's a shockingly good question.
It does, but they almost never include it in a tables match.

Oddly, in the games, the announce table usually doesn't count.

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