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hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Gatts posted:

Will there be one day JohN Cena wakes up and thinks to himself he is bored with all of this and audibles himself a key loss and says "Please, please end me. I can't do this anymore. Give me something new I've been doing this poo poo for 15 years."

that Vince/Benoit headbutt gif goes here

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Signal 19 posted:

So how is Lucha Underground anyway?

As with all the best wrestling orgs, it's a great weekly show that costs an absurd, unsustainable amount to keep on the air.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

This PPV is Kevin Owens and our hopes for good wrestling are Sami Zayn.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Come on, Nikki.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Gatts posted:

Will there be one day JohN Cena wakes up and thinks to himself he is bored with all of this and audibles himself a key loss and says "Please, please end me. I can't do this anymore. Give me something new I've been doing this poo poo for 15 years."

If Cena throws himself off a building and successfully kills himself, will his theme song play when he hits the ground

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

haha the commentary team doesn't know what a guillotine is.

Peter Bazooka
Sep 29, 2005

This isn’t really anything I think I like.

Now imagine what they're gonna do with him once he makes the main roster and be sad again.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I started about half an hour late, and thanks to skipping through poo poo that sucked I am now caught up. Most of this PPV has loving sucked.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
AJ is gettin' rolled here.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Nikki's boobs keeping AJ from locking in the Black Widow.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

they've all got loving tits

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Let's go Brie!

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
This is the least worst version of what this match could be.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Awesome stuff

Hey. Thanks man :unsmith:

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
i actually like this match

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Nikki and Brie are pretty decent wrestlers now.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Shima Honnou posted:

Reminder: R-Evolution fired up the main roster so they'd put on their absolute tip-top best.

by "the main roster" they meant Dolph, Harper, and hopefully Bray and Ambrose

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Nilbop posted:

they've all got loving tits

I'll say.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
My GIRLFRIEND just said she saw some of nikki bellas pussy lip on that submission. Anyone confirm?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Xenoletum posted:

Would you like to give your money directly to the wwe for nxt, or to comcast AND still sit through mid program ads?

I'd like for your gimmick to end and for you to be a good poster for at least an hour, but it's pretty obvious we can't all get what we like

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

i'm starting to feel like i should've thought things through more when i impulse bought the network to watch the zayn/neville match live

then again i got ziggler/harper so idk

Do what I do. Think about the horrid booking as little as humanly possible and try to enjoy matches in a vacuum. Then be double hyped when they fall backwards into a good booking decision. Works p. well for me.

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
When are they going to call up Blue Pants?

Signal 19
Jul 18, 2005

Mega Downs

Peter Bazooka posted:

Now imagine what they're gonna do with him once he makes the main roster and be sad again.

There was a time when I was waiting for them to bring Sami up, but now I legitimately fear that they would RUIN a really good thing

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

My GIRLFRIEND just said she saw some of nikki bellas pussy lip on that submission. Anyone confirm?

yeah sure why not

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Gatts posted:

Will there be one day JohN Cena wakes up and thinks to himself he is bored with all of this and audibles himself a key loss and says "Please, please end me. I can't do this anymore. Give me something new I've been doing this poo poo for 15 years."
I think one day Cena is just going to wake up and realize he can't tie his shoe laces or bend down without writhing in pain.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Peter Bazooka posted:

Now imagine what they're gonna do with him once he makes the main roster and be sad again.

I'm one of those who thinks Sami is so good that the worst WWE can do is slow down his ascent to the top.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Just a reminder. You should all watch nxt. Its great.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
"COME ON NIKKI" chants aside this is a solid match.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

My GIRLFRIEND just said she saw some of nikki bellas pussy lip on that submission. Anyone confirm?

Okay, this show isn't so bad that we're sinking to THIS level.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Get strong NIkki

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
If you put a tape on the side of the ring that said "C'MON NIKKI" on repeat Brie wouldn't even need to be there

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Codependent Poster posted:

Nikki and Brie are pretty decent wrestlers now.

they're miles ahead of what they used to be

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Nilbop posted:

they've all got loving tits

Well, I mean, it IS the women's division

Secondary sex characteristics are kind of implicit

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

this isn't charlotte vs sasha banks but they're trying

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

My GIRLFRIEND just said she saw some of nikki bellas pussy lip on that submission. Anyone confirm?

i can.

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

My GIRLFRIEND just said she saw some of nikki bellas pussy lip on that submission. Anyone confirm?

You'll know in two minutes. The internet never fails at things like this.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

this match is fine

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

My GIRLFRIEND just said she saw some of nikki bellas pussy lip on that submission. Anyone confirm?

Nikki James Roast Beef

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GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Well ok then this is a thing.

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