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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
what an incredible finish

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
you know, for years i was a huge Kane mark. Kane and his convoluted and layered character were something that angsty teenage me found awesome, and even during his mystery opponent losing every match phase i still appreciated him for that.

now he's a guy in slacks that comes out to a firetron.

gently caress you Vince. you made me stop caring about the big red machine.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

Punk's clobbering time thing.

Alright look I know he is writing something for Marvel now but this is crazy talk

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

BigRed0427 posted:

True. It the grand scheme of things, very few things will top a miscarrige storyline.

a miscarriage angle that lead to david flair challenging people to first blood matches so he could steal their blood for paternity tests

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007

meh.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
that was okay for what it was

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
So that last time Kane won a singles match was against Adam Rose, right?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



The finish...didn't even involve chairs...what a wet fart

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Even in that commercial Cena wins.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
feed, him more

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I didn't watch that match, what did I miss?

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
boring

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


"John Cena wins" bahaha

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Wait, this week is the Christmas Raw?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
The commercial is always gonna be right: JOHN CENA WINS

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh hey I didn't even notice the match had ended :sweatdrop:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Get ready for Rusev vs Swagger in the main event!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

If people actually wanted me to do it and I wouldn't get probated or a custom title for it I'd have no problem following through. Hopefully I won't have to, however.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

D2D was real real bad.

I mean, it's bad in a vacuum. Really bad. Bobby Lashley wins bad. But what you have to realize is, after an up and down showing from the new ECW revival, this is the one that showed us, definitively, in real time, that Dunn and Vince had won and Heyman had lost. Up to the point where Heyman basically sacrificed his job for an "I Told You So" promo halfway through the show that didn't really sound planned.

D2D was real, real bad.

d2d was one of several reasons i stopped watching wrestling altogether until like 2011

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

oatgan posted:

a miscarriage angle that lead to david flair challenging people to first blood matches so he could steal their blood for paternity tests

this actually sounds genius to me.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Someone said Rusev is the best heel, but he's the best face.

Peter Bazooka
Sep 29, 2005

This isn’t really anything I think I like.

nooneofconsequence posted:

I didn't watch that match, what did I miss?

Kane threw a chair at Ryback.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

armoredgorilla posted:

this actually sounds genius to me.

yeah holy poo poo :lol:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

SamuraiFoochs posted:

If people actually wanted me to do it and I wouldn't get probated or a custom title for it I'd have no problem following through. Hopefully I won't have to, however.

Yeah, you're safe bro

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

oatgan posted:

a miscarriage angle that lead to david flair challenging people to first blood matches so he could steal their blood for paternity tests

That sounds fuckawesome

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

nooneofconsequence posted:

I didn't watch that match, what did I miss?

I can't even remember, I'm not sure if the last hour even happened or if I'm experiencing some kind of X-Files missing time thing.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Outside of the fact that we already had the feud six months ago, Swagger and Rusev should have a good match.

Also we've been at war so long that this is the 12th Tribute to the Troops. USA USA!

Mt. Modular
May 18, 2006

Cena even wins as an action figure!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

nooneofconsequence posted:

I didn't watch that match, what did I miss?

Ryback went for his charging meathook thing and Kane hucked a chair at his face

everything was just kind of them smashing each other with chairs until Ryback won via shellshock

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

oatgan posted:

a miscarriage angle that lead to david flair challenging people to first blood matches so he could steal their blood for paternity tests

NO!

nononononononononono, THIS DIDN"T HAPPEN!

My world view cannot accept that this happened!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

armoredgorilla posted:

this actually sounds genius to me.

in the end she was faking the pregnancy i think, but only because they couldn't talk ric flair into being revealed as the father of his own grandson

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
I can't get over how dogshit this PPV has been. I don't care that there have been worse WWE PPVs this year, this has been an embarassment apart from Dolph, Harper and Rowan.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
alright! putin is about to pick business up!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
You know what, I'm just gonna go feed the cats and pee

Yeah

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Peter Bazooka posted:

Kane threw a chair at Ryback.

Was he okay?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Eltoasto posted:

The finish...didn't even involve chairs...what a wet fart

It was a super obvious botch, that whole Ryback sequence was supposed to be on the chair Kane kicked away

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Where's randy he has good matches and is pretty. Why am I not watching him!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

And we know how this match will end, so zzzzzzz

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Lana, looking good as always.

And I love this theme

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Abrasive Obelisk
May 2, 2013

I joined th
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!
:vince:
he still knows...

SamuraiFoochs posted:

If people actually wanted me to do it and I wouldn't get probated or a custom title for it I'd have no problem following through. Hopefully I won't have to, however.

I actually want you to do it if Bray wins, so please follow through

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