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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Valeyard posted:

Alright look I know he is writing something for Marvel now but this is crazy talk

I meant the fact that he does it. I know the phrase itself is from Fantastic 4.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


My favorite part of December to Dismember was the Hardys/MNM match that was clearly set up as a 6-9 minute match, but went 30.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Luigi Thirty posted:

It was a super obvious botch, that whole Ryback sequence was supposed to be on the chair Kane kicked away

he kind of surfed on it

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Y 2 Jizzle. :gizz:

Nice.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Y 2 Jizzle!

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Did they replace Lillian?

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Y2 Jizzle.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



This will be terrible, but at least we got Putin-tron, so I'm happy.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I feel like we have this same conversation everytime a PPV is even mildly bad. No WWE show has reached D2D levels or approached 1999-2000 era WCW levels of bad since D2D. Really the show's worst sins are being boring.



....Y2Jizzle?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Vintimus Prime posted:

Lana, looking good as always.

And I love this theme

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Wow this wrestleshow is really dragging a bit.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Haha, Rusev has already started selling the ankle before the match starts

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
No, the Lana promo would've been the best part of this whole PPV!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
bring on putintron

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Sigma posted:

Y2 Jizzle.

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
y2jizzle

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Reminder that Raw doesn't start till like 8:29 tomorrow cause Jericho will probably just have Egypt on for that first part of the show.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
lana rules so hard

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, D2D is a special kind of terrible and this poor quality PPV isn't even close to being as terrible as that was.

Yeah I was one of the 17 buys for D2D and this show is at the very least better because it only cost 9.99

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
time for swagger to send this funny accent geek back to the jobber gulag

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Wow this wrestleshow is really dragging a bit.
Don't worry, this match will be over soon.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I hear Y2Jizzle leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
goddamnit swagger.

i wanted to see putintron.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

oatgan posted:

in the end she was faking the pregnancy i think, but only because they couldn't talk ric flair into being revealed as the father of his own grandson

ahahahahahaha

meanwhile, Vince.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I loving love Swagger's theme.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I wanted to hear what Lana had to say :smith:

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
wait who is that ring announcer :swoon:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

his shirt says
for zeb

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Yeah yeah yeah, that's enough of your bullshit.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Rusev still selling the ankle owns

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
I totally forgot Rusev had the US title

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
So is Dutch kayfabe dead or what

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Do we care about Jericho anymore?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Eceryone love the tired guy

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
she was about to say "the prices of oil are going down because dixie carter no longer has her fed to distract her from meddling in the oil business"

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
D2D was a ridiculously incompetent trainwreck, this is just WWE's usual incompetence turned up a bit.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Jack Swagger made Lana leave he is the worst heel in the history of time.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Valeyard posted:

wait who is that ring announcer :swoon:

That is Cody Rhodes' wife

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Valeyard posted:

wait who is that ring announcer :swoon:

Brandi Rhodes, wife of Cody, who has the ring name "Eden"

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Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Yes, King, tell us more about what women want.

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