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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Shoehead posted:

I admit I was Russian to post this. No Stalin here.

Top Marx for quick posting.

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DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
America

The Pussy

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
Rusev matches are a flat circle.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
i do not care about this ppv at all anymore. :geno:

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

please save this ppv bray/ambrose

Signal 19
Jul 18, 2005

Mega Downs
Yep...this is a really really bad show

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So it's official then - America sucks and is lame?

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Meat Recital posted:

did Rusev lose his first name too?

he hasnt had his first name since like two weeks after he debuted

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Kevin Dunn wants so badly to write television that he demanded a rerun because Christmas is close.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Did we really need another Rusev/Swagger match that ended the same way as all the others?

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
fart

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
WHAT AN ORIGINAL FINISH

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Why didn't the ref wait five minutes like the first time Swagger was in the Accolade?

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
I'm sure there's many other reasons that people weren't paying attention, but apparently a big one was that Santa Claus was being ejected from the building, according to Twitter.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Jerusalem posted:

So it's official then - America sucks and is lame?

if Lana says so it must be true.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
did they just run out of people to feed to Rusev? Was Bo Dallas in the cards until he got injured? Like what the gently caress happened

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
hosed off 60 seconds into the Kane/Ryback match to make a sandwich and take a piss. Walk back in to hear the bell ring and Rusev's music playing. I feel I made the right choice.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
ok guys go out there and have your summerslam match but five minutes shorter and half as good

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
stop it stop the drat match that xenophobe has a family

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

So it's official then - America sucks and is lame?

It's torture time.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Meat Recital posted:

did Rusev lose his first name too?

Like in February.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
So they went through every way swagger has lost to rusev, countout dq and submission all in one match ok sure

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

please save this ppv bray/ambrose

:agreed:

SoggyBobcat
Oct 2, 2013

You know this match may have actually been worth it if they finally had Swagger tap. But nope.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
America FTL.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

nooneofconsequence posted:

That was their worst match yet. :(

they've just done this same match too many times

I like Rusev but they need to give him a real feud now, he can't just keep murdering Swagger over and over

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I wonder if Vince and Dunn know this match happened at SummerSlam.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
this is sure showing NXT

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX7Ka3avrSM

Signal 19
Jul 18, 2005

Mega Downs

armoredgorilla posted:

I'm sure there's many other reasons that people weren't paying attention, but apparently a big one was that Santa Claus was being ejected from the building, according to Twitter.

God I hope that this is true

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

pressedbunny posted:

hosed off 60 seconds into the Kane/Ryback match to make a sandwich and take a piss. Walk back in to hear the bell ring and Rusev's music playing. I feel I made the right choice.

You didn't, because you came back.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Rusev matches are boring as gently caress again. Please put this man in a real feud.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
still better than battleground

Mt. Modular
May 18, 2006

I wish there was a clause where Swagger got deported when he lost.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


NickRoweFillea posted:

this is sure showing NXT

can't wait for Zayn to get jobbed out on Raw in 5 minutes to Kane tomorrow

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Is Rusev ever gonna get some loving boots? What if he does a ladder match?

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
I'd straight up take a poo poo on the American flag for a kiss from Lana

or from Rusev

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Delsaber posted:

Top Marx for quick posting.

Marx was German

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Ages posted:

Did we really need another Rusev/Swagger match that ended the same way as all the others?

As long as there are 10 minutes to fill on a PPV, yes we do.

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

So Lana's photo of the old European Title was just a troll, huh. :(

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