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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:do not act startled or aggressive when women do this as they may become alarmed and detach their tail as a defensive mechanism wtf do you know anything about the female anatomy at all? women's tails don't detach.
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bonvivant posted:the best part of the womans thread was how they jokingly said 'post your dick' to guys who came in obviously not wanting that to happen and like 5 dudes posted pictures of their dicks post their dicks
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Cnut the Great posted:wtf do you know anything about the female anatomy at all? they'r ejust buttplugs
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bonvivant posted:the best part of the womans thread was how they jokingly said 'post your dick' to guys who came in obviously not wanting that to happen and like 5 dudes posted pictures of their dicks
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*bangs silverware on table* Post. The. Dicks. Post. The. Dicks.
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plafop finally gettin the hang of posting itt
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Plafop posted:*bangs silverware on table*
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I'm pretty sure that hellthread has a significantly higher percentage of women posters than ladythred did at the end
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any dude who sends me his dick pic i put as his contact pic on my phone got exes, drunk friends, dicks i never even touched in all their spongy thumbnailed splendor
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Dec 15, 2014 02:14
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i also keep a small gallery of dicks
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*I scroll through my contact list, image after image of erect phallus, in full glory, captured in that strongest moment of sexual energy, when the male fluffs out his plummage in an attempt to woo a mate. My phone clatters to the floor as my muscles tense, and back arches- I lift my snout to the sky and howl from the depths of my being.*
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have to keep them corralled on the contact list or they wander off and piss and install poker apps
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Whoa just flew in from the hellthread and boy are my boobs tired
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women rapidly propel themselves thru the water by funneling it into their valves and expelling it thru an opening at the base of their shell. they use their flat bills to dig up sand and forage for shellfish on the seafloor. a woman can consume her weight in shellfish over the course of a day. if threatened by a predator they will retreat into their shell and expel a viscous, inky mucus that distracts predators
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:women rapidly propel themselves thru the water by funneling it into their valves and expelling it thru an opening at the base of their shell. they use their flat bills to dig up sand and forage for shellfish on the seafloor. a woman can consume her weight in shellfish over the course of a day. if threatened by a predator they will retreat into their shell and expel a viscous, inky mucus that distracts predators Still less disgusting than an actual vagina.
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Plafop posted:Still less disgusting than an actual vagina. women use an ovipositor extruded from their abdomen to inject eggs and a paralyzing venom into prey. during this process pheromones are released which will attract a man to the helpless fish. the man eats the fish and fertilizes the egg sac in its digestive system, giving birth in a few days
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Plafop posted:Still less disgusting than an actual vagina. Right? It's like this sloppy rear end in a top hat that bleeds periodically. Eww.
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I was fine with the dicks
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hell, who doesnt maintain a thoughtfully curated dickpic folder or two
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I was fine with the dicks
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i liked the .gif someone posted of a guy spinning around with his dick in a girl like a helicopter 
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hi I've been looking for the right thread to tell you your av is real cute
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Sitting Here posted:hi I've been looking for the right thread to tell you your av is real cute I agree 100%. It's adorable.
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I remember posting funny stuff in a bad thread with you a long time ago Sitting Here And It Was Good
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Prodigal T-REX posted:I remember posting funny stuff in a bad thread with you a long time ago Sitting Here Oh I'm glad you remembered it makes me feel a lot less weird for having printouts of those posts covering my walls
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hope I don't sound like too much of a beta male here but you ladies are some of the best posters we have around here, please keep it up
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gnarlyhotep posted:hope I don't sound like too much of a beta male here but you ladies are some of the best posters we have around here, please keep it up im gay cuck!!!!
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real talk though thanks dude 
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:im gay cuck!!!! cucked again 
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Oh no I've cucked my beta!!
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Sitting Here posted:Oh I'm glad you remembered it makes me feel a lot less weird for having printouts of those posts covering my walls *I lean heavily into the side of my bookcase. It shudders and with a click, slides along the wall. A corkboard with hundreds of paper snippets stapled upon it hangs, the sheets connected haphazardly with lines of yarn.* "I thought you might say that... in fact I thought of a lot of things you might say..."
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This will end in tragedy.
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Weird BIAS posted:This will end in tragedy. but until then we'll have fun why be defeatist
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We're all going to go ustinct so might as well have fun til then.
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I believe in this thread I believe in women I believe in us
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Weird BIAS posted:We're all going to go ustinct so might as well have fun til then. is this some subtle way of telling me I stink I am a guy and kinda oblivious to these things
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Prodigal T-REX posted:*I lean heavily into the side of my bookcase. It shudders and with a click, slides along the wall. A corkboard with hundreds of paper snippets stapled upon it hangs, the sheets connected haphazardly with lines of yarn.* I'll bet you know exactly what I'm gonna post in this post :3
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gnarlyhotep posted:is this some subtle way of telling me I stink Naw you're cool, just making manga references. As a guy I feel awkward posting in this thread and YET Women own. What a dilemma!
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