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Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

DangerKat posted:

Richardon's most impressive play was when he yoked Bridgewater trying to slip by him on a QB Draw at the goal line in the middle of the 4th. Dude was engaged with Sullivan (the center) and it looked like Bridgewater had a clear lane then all of sudden he's on the ground with Richardson standing on top of him.

He also kept up with Jarius Wright for much longer than I would have thought humanly possible for a man of his size.

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Has anyone got the first Browns TD where Luck was sacked and the ball went flying? As he hits the turf he reaches a futile arm out all "nnnnno" and it made me laugh.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



4th string centers man

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

I would like a gif of that injured Vikings player crawling off the field like a bear.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Kalli posted:

4th string centers man



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
Does anyone have a gif of Donald Penn jumping into the black hole after his TD catch?

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
GFYCat having problems, refresh page a couple times and you'll be good.

http://www.gfycat.com/ShockingIllAngelfish
https://gfycat.com/IckySpottedHectorsdolphin
3/28 Gunslinger celebration after Nelson TD

http://www.gfycat.com/UncommonThirstyBighornsheep
3/38 Lacy spin move

https://gfycat.com/FixedQuestionableFlycatcher
https://gfycat.com/PracticalJointBluebottle
1/15 1/14
Lacy truckin dudes

https://gfycat.com/AcclaimedRaggedBichonfrise
3/25
http://i.imgur.com/xCLWvGb.gifv
Starks TD dance

https://gfycat.com/FarflungMildBorderterrier
https://gfycat.com/DearSecondElephant
1/19 4/34
Nelson 60yd TD

https://gfycat.com/AgonizingFalseEarwig
1/24 Despite the gifs above, Falcons did a lot of good things. Julio Jones longass TD

https://gfycat.com/ThisAthleticAntbear
2/16 Rodgers taken down by his tackle

https://gfycat.com/KnobbyDirtyAnglerfish
2/32 Cobb gets hit, somehow doesn't die

http://www.gfycat.com/GracefulSphericalBarracuda
1/24 Matthews strangles Matty Ice

http://streamable.com/956
Streaming clip, has sound Gruden making poo poo up to gently caress with Tirico


https://gfycat.com/AdmiredCreepyEchidna
Julio Jones 2nd TD

https://gfycat.com/BlackandwhiteMediumGuineapig
Roddy White TD

https://gfycat.com/AchingRegularJoey
Lacy TD and leap

https://gfycat.com/MiniaturePertinentCivet
Douglas TD grab

https://gfycat.com/MediocreFantasticIrishterrier
Julio Jones too tired to do entire elaborate handshake

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005
Maascot fun.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


Blue doesn't gently caress around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZnR3Gn7PLg

Edit: apparently this was staged, oh well.

ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Dec 11, 2014

Dogo
Sep 24, 2007

Did he just hump the air after slamming a kid to the ground..?



I want this mascot.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug
Aaron Rodgers has a 35/3 TD to INT ratio this year. All three interceptions are shown below.

http://imgur.com/a/Hy8Rh

Aaron Rodgers for MVP.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Patrick Spens posted:

Aaron Rodgers has a 35/3 TD to INT ratio this year. All three interceptions are shown below.

http://imgur.com/a/Hy8Rh

Aaron Rodgers for MVP.

Tips off of receivers hands. Wow.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

But you see, JJ Watt plays defense, and he has touchdowns, and...

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Bort Bortles posted:

Tips off of receivers hands. Wow.

They're all pretty sketchy throws, but uh, if that's what Rodgers is bringing to the table at his worst, :stare:

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

Hockles posted:

But you see, JJ Watt plays defense, and he has touchdowns, and...

Yes, exactly. :colbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hockles posted:

But you see, JJ Watt plays defense, and he has touchdowns, and...

The talent gap between JJ Watt and the rest of the d linemen in the league is bigger than the talent gap between Rodgers and Geno Smith. :colbert:

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
That is patently untrue.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
If JJ Watt kills Andrew Luck, he has the MVP in the bag.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

wasianchickn posted:

If JJ Watt kills Aaron Rodgers, he has the MVP in the bag.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
gently caress the MVP chat, here's some GFY's

http://gfycat.com/PleasantGargantuanErin
3/58 Mascot Bike Race, with horrible collision and terrifying injury.

http://gfycat.com/HardtofindGratefulGrayling
4/60 M. Floyd 50yd catch

http://gfycat.com/CheapGreedyGroundbeetle
1/10 Going for the knees sometimes just results in backflips. If he had been planting on a leg, his career would be over.

http://gfycat.com/FarChiefGalapagoshawk
3/50 Nothing to see here, ref.

http://gfycat.com/ShimmeringTallIlsamochadegu
1/20 Fitzgerald is a blocker this year, not a WR

http://gfycat.com/QuerulousUltimateDassierat
3/51 Stanton injury

http://gfycat.com/FantasticUnsteadyEquine
2/16 Tre Mason (or whatever) fumble early in the game


That's all I got.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

That is patently untrue.

Aaron Rodgers and Geno Smith have just as many passes directly to eligible receivers. Its just that in Geno's case its not always the one on his team.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Spermy Smurf posted:

gently caress the MVP chat, here's some GFY's

http://gfycat.com/PleasantGargantuanErin
3/58 Mascot Bike Race, with horrible collision and terrifying injury.


Between this and Cleveland's wiener dog races it feels like everyone is having more fun than Baltimore. I hate the Marching Ravens.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Spermy Smurf posted:

gently caress the MVP chat, here's some GFY's

http://gfycat.com/PleasantGargantuanErin
3/58 Mascot Bike Race, with horrible collision and terrifying injury.


St. Louis entertainment wearing a black face.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Good thing there wasn't a giant foam-head harrison there to pull an enormous prop gun on them.

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way

Spermy Smurf posted:

gently caress the MVP chat, here's some GFY's

http://gfycat.com/PleasantGargantuanErin
3/58 Mascot Bike Race, with horrible collision and terrifying injury.




I love that nobody on the Rams is paying attention except for Kenny Britt, who looks enraptured.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer
I like that the girl comes rushing over to help turn the head back around on Bruce, but only turns it half way and is like "gently caress it, good enough!"

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



coolatronic
Nov 28, 2007

I wanted him to get hurt so bad on this play.

GirlBones
Jun 10, 2007
I am not very good at the internet

Eifert Posting posted:

St. Louis entertainment wearing a black face.

The fact that the white-head guy is wearing short sleeves and no gloves and the black-head guys are wearing long sleeves and gloves makes me think there's a good chance that all three performers are white.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Monday morning gfy dump.

:nws:http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Qw_Ja3me--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/qinv93edltweelefqvyq.jpg:nws:
Tailgating in Detroit.

Everyone click that and gag? Cool. Lets get some football gifs.

http://www.gfycat.com/NeedySpryAlpinegoat
http://www.gfycat.com/SlimyVagueBinturong
http://www.gfycat.com/SilentSpeedyIslandcanary
http://www.gfycat.com/FearfulEuphoricJunebug
http://www.gfycat.com/ChillyImmaculateHornshark
Manziel money money money #swag hashbrownGetBitches

http://gfycat.com/PotableAromaticArmedcrab
At least Manziel is in good spirits... He and Hoyer share a laugh while down 23-0.

https://vid.me/TSlo
Video, needs sound Joe Buck picks on JFF, pretty brutal hilarious.

http://www.gfycat.com/LegalShamefulBongo
3/27 Chiefs fake-fake punt.

http://www.gfycat.com/LateKlutzyAfricanelephant
http://www.gfycat.com/GreenExcellentIberianmidwifetoad
http://www.gfycat.com/LawfulJollyJerboa
1/16 1/19 2/30 I honestly can't tell if these were done by FOX or not. Raiders celebrating to everyday things.

http://gfycat.com/InferiorCorruptDutchsmoushond
2/5 Get out of here, you are the VISITING TEAM, rear end in a top hat.


http://gfycat.com/CelebratedMediumAgouti
2/19 Eric Berry gets the sack. (Not really Eric Berry)

https://gfycat.com/SoftEnchantingAustraliankestrel
7/47 Jags fake punt, look at that guy move... He's like a tank.


http://gfycat.com/FluidHopefulBooby
1/4 Manziel pulling an Alex Smith (reference: http://i.imgur.com/XrhVijr.gif )

http://gfycat.com/WetDifferentGoose
Another view of the glorious Brady run. I kind of wish he'd develop into a pocket passer instead of trying to do it all with his legs though.

http://www.gfycat.com/RevolvingOddIraniangroundjay
3/35 Chiefs 81yd punt return for TD

http://gfycat.com/SpotlessInsecureCommabutterfly
http://www.gfycat.com/ColdUnconsciousBuzzard
4/27 2/14
Kniles Davis makes some kids day



http://www.gfycat.com/EsteemedElaborateJaguarundi
3/23 :argh: Jordy Nelson made me lose my fantasy match!

http://gfycat.com/EnviousBoilingHedgehog
1/7 RG3 happy on sideline because he had a great drive

http://gfycat.com/ForkedMinorAlligator
3/20 This should be NWS too: Matty Ice getting his poo poo wreaked. Wish I could find another angle

http://gfycat.com/CheerfulConcreteIggypops
2/?? Wallace one-handed grab over Browner I think.


http://www.gfycat.com/AggravatingBitterGermanshepherd
4/36 Santana Moss ejected, Ref fails to throw flag first two times

http://www.gfycat.com/QueasyLightheartedDiamondbackrattlesnake
2/14 Niners extra point up and over the net, fan makes great grab

http://gfycat.com/TanShallowAnemonecrab
4/50 Antonio Brown sideline grab


http://www.gfycat.com/GratefulEdibleDegus
1/9 "When I get done the game I'm gonna motorboat some titties"


http://gfycat.com/GlamorousTeemingAsianlion
1/14 Odell Beckham Jr is unstoppable

http://www.gfycat.com/DecentGoodnaturedIbadanmalimbe
http://www.gfycat.com/WhirlwindMammothFugu
Aaron Rodgers fumble recovered for safety.


Ending with a car accident costume at the Panthers game.


More coming in a bit

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
http://gfycat.com/GoldenGenuineBasenji
3/18 Rodgers with 4th int of the year. Look how open Nelson is on the far side

http://www.gfycat.com/MarriedExcellentFlies
More JFF mocking

http://gfycat.com/MiserableWillingLangur
1/5 Kaep misses Boldin who is so wide open he could have done log rolls all the way to the endzone


Holy poo poo he's so punchable and smug. This is pre-30-0 loss of course.

https://gfycat.com/QuerulousOrnateAmericangoldfinch
7/42 Big Ben: "Hey, get out of the way, I want to throw to the guy behind you. No, stop, get out... move... rear end in a top hat... here, k, got it thanks."

http://www.gfycat.com/DependentRichArmyant
2/16 I'm hurt, get the gently caress out of the way I want to go to the locker room.

http://gfycat.com/ZanyAgedGiraffe
1/4 Kelvin Benjamin great grab and lands on neck

http://www.gfycat.com/ArtisticFewFalcon
4/16 Harbaugh gets cut off on Fox

http://gfycat.com/BadVibrantAsianconstablebutterfly
1/4 Terrible Roughing the passer call against Russel Wilson

http://gfycat.com/JoyousTestyCrane
http://gfycat.com/TerrificFondCrownofthornsstarfish
2/15 7/36 Bills long punt return against Packers

http://gfycat.com/AnyVigorousKinglet
1/9 Luck with a pick 6

http://gfycat.com/FrightenedPlushBream
3/7 Pats block FG, return for TD

http://www.gfycat.com/CorruptCourageousAngwantibo
3/26 Second int against Rodgers

http://streamable.com/3c0
Video, has sound Jets and Titans fight. Geno gets punched hard and then calmly walks off

http://gfycat.com/AssuredSomberBillygoat
2/11 Brady tipped int

http://www.gfycat.com/UnluckyTartCockerspaniel
2/27 Mingo hates gingers




http://imgur.com/96CfrCw
Ravens block punt for TD against Jags

http://www.gfycat.com/DisloyalPinkAnole
http://www.gfycat.com/CluelessSeparateIbadanmalimbe :nws:
Second one is an arm injury, no bones sticking out but still...
Peyton manning throwing block for CJ Anderson who was ruled down, Peyton wreaked the dudes arm apparently.

http://www.gfycat.com/CluelessSeparateIbadanmalimbe
http://gfycat.com/ExemplaryYawningIndochinesetiger
1/14 1/4 Mike Evans TD, toe-tapping at end, one gif terrible quality


http://www.gfycat.com/AliveSeriousAlaskanhusky
3/21 Sanchez with the best pump fake ever. My dog doesn't even get faked out this hard
Seriously, if you only watch 2 gifs, watch this one :siren:

http://www.gfycat.com/DeterminedQuestionableCow
3/20 One of Dez Bryants 9 TDs or however the gently caress many he had on Sunday night

http://www.gfycat.com/YearlySimilarItalianbrownbear
2/22 JFF money money money sack and mocking. Not sure if this one was last time

http://www.gfycat.com/SimplisticWeightyComet
2/22 Titans do some nifty laterals and it almost works at the end of the game

http://www.gfycat.com/MealyVigilantAgouti
http://www.gfycat.com/CriminalPartialAndeancockoftherock
Dez Bryant TD, bonus Romo giving him thumbs up because he liked the matchup or whatever

http://www.gfycat.com/RipeAdoredChipmunk
2/15 That guy doing the trucking is Wilson. The truckee is Boreland

http://www.gfycat.com/IdolizedSoulfulBlackpanther
4/25 What a way to start the game... an 80 yard onsides kick...

http://gfycat.com/AgreeableTemptingChupacabra
3/?? Steelers 50yd pick six, but might have already been linked

http://www.gfycat.com/CandidDistantAsiansmallclawedotter
I didn't know Alex Smith could throw beyond the 9yd mark

http://www.gfycat.com/SillyComposedHamster
CJ Anderson taking a huge hit

http://www.gfycat.com/WeirdFakeKawala
1/16 Frank Gore rushing TD, left the game concussed like 5 plays later.

https://gfycat.com/FrayedAgileHawaiianmonkseal
4/40 Wilcox (I think, Cowboys) ultra-slow-motion tipped interception. Great control to make the grab.

http://gfycat.com/ImpossibleShorttermGosling
:nws: No bones sticking out, but I really hate seeing legs bending backwards like this. Third string QB for Texans gets taken out.

http://gfycat.com/SparseDelayedGartersnake
1/7 Fitzpatrick gets tripped, fractures leg

http://gfycat.com/ObeseImpressiveHoiho
http://www.gfycat.com/RewardingLoneChrysomelid
1/5 RG3 run and diving TD and a TD dance.

https://gfycat.com/YearlySnappyHerald
3/32 Steelers sideline catch

http://www.gfycat.com/CalmWhimsicalGoosefish
2/30 Sanchez is a bird

https://gfycat.com/LegalMeekFlicker
1/19 Sanches has never looked more uncomfortable in his entire life

http://www.gfycat.com/HeartyGivingBalloonfish
3/32 Ertz with a grab and hurdle

http://www.gfycat.com/SpanishElegantAzurevase
Dez loving bryant again









Ending with Kelse's Touchdown face

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Spermy Smurf posted:


Holy poo poo he's so punchable and smug. This is pre-30-0 loss of course.

I missed Johnny Football's very bad game last night so thank you for giving me the edited highlights Smurf man.

And thank you, Factory of Sadness.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Anyone watch the game last night? The first half was like watching two retards slap each other with those pool noodle things. Fumble, fumble, crappy fake punt, interception, 3 and out, 3 and out, 3 and out, 3 and out.... ugh. Saints finally picked it up near the end of the half but that was painful.

Really weird how there are more highlights of angry fans in Crowdshots.gif thread than bears players in this post.

http://gfycat.com/PleasantLawfulAnole
Hey, Graham, stop dropping the loving football that bounces off your hands (three times, idiot) and then maybe you wouldn't be so angry that you shove a waterboy. rear end in a top hat.

https://vine.co/v/OgAMnexqbZI
Vine, with sound, of Cutler looking at the defense, saying "God Damnit!" and then start calling audibles. He does it in the most nonchalant way as if he doesn't give a gently caress. He's probably just exhausted from throwing interceptions all day.

https://gfycat.com/KeyGenerousCuckoo
Bears fake punt with 10 men on the field, illegal formation, penalty flags fly, and they didn't get the first down anyway. :negative:



Brees being elusive

http://imgur.com/zQNsBfp
Big man celebrating after one of the 26 sacks on Cutler





Graham catch, failed hurdle.


Ending with this travesty of Photoshop.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
anyone got marquess wilson's touchdown?

Epi Lepi
Oct 29, 2009

You can hear the voice
Telling you to Love
It's the voice of MK Ultra
And you're doing what it wants
Anyone got Doug Martin's 63 yard run? Couldn't watch the game and when I saw it on the ESPN play by play I thought it was a typo.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Spermy Smurf posted:

https://vine.co/v/OgAMnexqbZI
Vine, with sound, of Cutler looking at the defense, saying "God Damnit!" and then start calling audibles. He does it in the most nonchalant way as if he doesn't give a gently caress. He's probably just exhausted from throwing interceptions all day.

This is hilarious and a perfect encapsulation of the Cutler mythos. He's just so exasperated that you can see him sulk as he walks up to the line :allears:

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Oh hey, there was football on Thursday.

These are all like 2 or 3mb gfy's and like 40mb+ gifs

http://gfycat.com/IllustriousComposedArmyant
40yd grab and run by jags

http://gfycat.com/GleefulUltimateDanishswedishfarmdog
flea flicker maybe I dont know, i have too many tabs open

http://gfycat.com/ConcernedEsteemedGallowaycow
Jags TD run

http://gfycat.com/ImprobableClearcutBluet
Another angle of that TD run

http://gfycat.com/AmusedMeatyKite
8yd TD catch by Titans

http://gfycat.com/ShinyArcticEgret
Mascot pies a titan fan

https://gfycat.com/ThatVengefulCaecilian
Jags celebrate in locker room after


Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Dec 19, 2014

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Uhh, so this is a weird thing to say, but the Jags are pretty loving rad.

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx
I legitimately want to go to a game at that stadium sometime, it looks fun.

Those helmets, though...:ohdear:

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Jags celebrate their drop in draft pick status.

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