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The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

R. Mute posted:

this means you watch sons of anarchy

you shouldn't watch sons of anarchy

edit: can't snipe the truth

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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

My Imaginary GF posted:

You should watch Mad Men for style tips. Well, up until they hit the crazy times.


Nah. What you do is, you buy them an island, see. Then you put them on the island, see, and refuse any visa requests for transit off the island.

If they break the law, you request their extradiction.

i'd settle for that

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Wolfsheim posted:

RE: fashion chat, you're all faux-leftist bourgeois scum obv but in my office they've taken casual Fridays and added casual Mondays to the mix, and it's like, either go all casual or make us dress like real adults, this half/half is for the birds

All the real adults round my place are casual as gently caress. Only person I ever see wearing a suit is the director, and only when he has to meet with the people that pay our bills basically.


My Imaginary GF posted:

Hint: We're not leftists. We're moderates.

whoa, speak for yourself there, dude. I'm a socialist. Just a slightly vain and imperialist one.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

wheez the roux posted:

i'd settle for that

We shall call that island hellhole, "Great Britain."

also, "Malta" and "Cyprus," sometimes "Sardinia" and "Elba"

Maybe "Sao Tome" in your case, or "Cuba"

ReidRansom posted:

whoa, speak for yourself there, dude. I'm a socialist. Just a slightly vain and imperialist one.

I fail to see what the difference between a moderate and a slightly vain, imperialist socialist is.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The state emasculated the royals and hey have no responsibility so of course they would become decadent. I say give the royals sovereign power and let them figure out some problems for a change. Republican democracies have been poo poo.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

The state emasculated the royals and hey have no responsibility so of course they would become decadent. I say give the royals sovereign power and let them figure out some problems for a change. Republican democracies have been poo poo.

Republican democracies allow women to drive.

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp

My Imaginary GF posted:

I fail to see what the difference between a moderate and a slightly vain, imperialist socialist is.

LOL

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


euphronius posted:

The state emasculated the royals and hey have no responsibility so of course they would become decadent. I say give the royals sovereign power and let them figure out some problems for a change. Republican democracies have been poo poo.

Full Monarchism marches on.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Berke Negri posted:

Full Monarchism marches on.

Monarchy is better than anarchy. Barely.

Constitutional Monarchy is best of all, and requires a period of absolute despotism before it can be transitioned to. Too fast, and you end up with theocracy. Too slow, and you end up with bureaucratic despotism. Both are quite contrary to the aims of constitutional monarchy: to gently caress the elite.

You need bureaucratic despotism kept in check by theocratic legalism with self-representation for the masses via people's assemblies and military tribuneships while also allowing for regular and set intervals of transitions between elected monarchs.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Agreed migf constitutional monarchy seems ideal.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

Agreed migf constitutional monarchy seems ideal.

Its ideal, unless you can do better. America has done better by calling its constitutional monarch a 'President'.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Hmm no get rid of congress and I'd like the U.S. system.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

Hmm no get rid of congress and I'd like the U.S. system.

Congress is necessary. It keeps members of Congress stuck together in a swamp for most of the year. Trust me, its far better than allowing all of the assholes to go back home to set up their own Congress.

We have Congress for our own good. Otherwise, all those assholes in Congress? Yeah, you'd have to live with them all loving year. Is that what you want? Is that what you really loving want?!

The purpose of Congress was to send our elected government to a malarial swamp for most of the year and hope nature took its course. That's how you get progress and development as a nation.

My Imaginary GF fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Dec 17, 2014

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.



heh

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

What about engineering a super able sect of super humans to rule us by merit?

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

:wow: i cringed

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

What about engineering a super able sect of super humans to rule us by merit?

We shall call them, "Too Big To Fail."

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

euphronius posted:

What about engineering a super able sect of super humans to rule us by merit?

i watched a ted talk of a silicon valley entrepreneur unironically claiming this is basically the government of china

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

euphronius posted:

What about engineering a super able sect of super humans to rule us by merit?

gattacarchy

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jagchosis posted:

i watched a ted talk of a silicon valley entrepreneur unironically claiming this is basically the government of china

Nations are like corporations, with monopolies on the use of force.

America is CostCo to China's Wal-Mart.


Gerontocracy? No, you're looking for Ja-pon, not Ni-pon.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

How's China doing?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

How's China doing?

I'd argue absolute shittily. Folks may argue they're doing okay; truth is, nobody quite well knows. Hell, I'd argue this whole Hong Kong thing is more due to economic slow-down than it is a desire for democracy.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
final thoughts re: puta de mierda duchess of alba, rest in piss – her death transfers the title of most vile woman in spain to esperanza aguirre unless i'm forgetting someone above her in the heirarchy

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

euphronius posted:

How's China doing?

Depends on who you ask, either the economy is sputtering or China Strong. Civil unrest is frequent but generally directed at local officials or capitalists. Crucially, because of the social conservatism of the CCP they must rely on Japan for their pornography.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jagchosis posted:

Depends on who you ask, either the economy is sputtering or China Strong. Civil unrest is frequent but generally directed at local officials or capitalists. Crucially, because of the social conservatism of the CCP they must rely on Japan for their pornography.

Porn?

That's a good proxy, if you know a site for Chinese porn consumption. If there's been higher than expected growth in Chinese porn consumption, I'd blame a slowing economy and decrease is visits to prostitutes.

Also, globally, casinos are in a tailspin on earnings due to decrease in baccarat take. I blame China.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Chinese porn is much better than Japanese porn IMO but speaking of low bars,

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Berke Negri posted:

Chinese porn is much better than Japanese porn IMO but speaking of low bars,

Low bar? I assure you, its quite an unshaven bar.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Was thinking more mosaics.

gently caress I think I'm coming down with a cold

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Wow I've never seen Chinese porn!

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Berke Negri posted:

Was thinking more mosaics.

gently caress I think I'm coming down with a cold

No, you're not. Quit loving thinking of an excuse to get you out of your date because you're nervous. They're just as nervous, and might be hiding it better. Seriously, quit thinking about how poo poo gonna gently caress up and think about everything you gonna do after the date and bask in smug glory.

That's the evidence-based method of keeping healthy.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


My Imaginary GF posted:

No, you're not. Quit loving thinking of an excuse to get you out of your date because you're nervous. They're just as nervous, and might be hiding it better. Seriously, quit thinking about how poo poo gonna gently caress up and think about everything you gonna do after the date and bask in smug glory.

That's the evidence-based method of keeping healthy.

Getting sick will mess up my other date tomorrow too, though

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

euphronius posted:

Wow I've never seen Chinese porn!

There's very little of it because its unlawful to produce in Mainland China and Taiwan, though Hong Kong allows the production of pornography.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Berke Negri posted:

Getting sick will mess up my date tomorrow too, though

Thinking about that makes it more likely for you to have an impaired immune system and to become sick. Anticipation of future health status is the most accurate predictor of future health status.

Take some loving alprazolam or some poo poo, quit thinking about poo poo thats out of your hands and accept that there's a degree of uncertainty and luck involved in life.

Are you thinking you'll "get sick," or that you'll come down with influenza because of an interaction you had 3 days ago? Specify what you'll get sick with, and tell yourself how loving illogical you're being because you're looking for an excuse to not go on the date.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Why is porn illegal????

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Scratch that, it might be guilt. You're Catholic, right? Tell yourself you'll go to church on [whatever day catholics go] and ask for forgiveness for double-booking your dates and double-booking your premarital sex.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
my great-great-great-great-grandfather was H. H. Hunnewell true story

my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was this guy

e: MIGF, what does this mean for my electoral chances?

WhiskeyJuvenile fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Dec 17, 2014

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

euphronius posted:

Why is porn illegal????

China claims that it harms the psychological and physical health of young people and that it damages the fabric of society.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


My Imaginary GF posted:

Scratch that, it might be guilt. You're Catholic, right? Tell yourself you'll go to church on [whatever day catholics go] and ask for forgiveness for double-booking your dates and double-booking your premarital sex.

Nah its long since I fretted over premarital sex

Just hoping this sore scratchy throat is allergies and not onset of a cold

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

my great-great-great-great-grandfather was H. H. Hunnewell true story

my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was this guy

e: MIGF, what does this mean for my electoral chances?

Depends. Do they have a family foundatiob/trust fund that you sit on or can access? Have you?

Berke Negri posted:

Nah its long since I fretted over premarital sex

Just hoping this sore throat is allergies and not onset of a cold

Its allergies. gently caress allergies. Don't think beyond that and you minimize your probability of it being not-allergies.

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Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
i remember when i first got a myspace after i turned 13 my mom saw it and went ballistic

both my parents voted for prop 8 too :sigh:

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