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Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Alabaster White posted:

Clearly not. I thought movie vending machines were just some insane fever dream that Boyce had but apparently they're a real thing!

When I lived in Japan there was a vending machine across the street that sold porn DVDs. That was 10 years ago.

So yeah, they're real things

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Hellbunny posted:

No, Nemi is the worst. I have no idea why goons like her.

Some Nemis are okay, some fail to make a joke, some are terrible in some undescribable way and then there is a few that really hit the mark. I used to really hate Nemi when I saw a lot of mediocre or terrible ones but lately have seen more high quality ones so my stance has mellowed.

Like this:

The cheesecake boyfriend is quite annoying (as are the blonde bimbos who listen to anything other than goth rock in the strip), and I hate the prehensile hairdo's. But the strip itself is extremely effective and understandable across all cultural barriers.

At least it's made by an actual young lady (well she was young when it started - Lisa Myhre is born in 1975) rather than a middle aged gentleman. Just imagine Nemi by B. McEldowney or G. Evans, ugh...

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Twelve by Pies posted:

What, no TOMORROW: WHAT for this one?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Ham Shears knows that unpacking never really ends.


The Dinette Set finally gets around to making a Dad joke.


Working Daze makes a Tetris joke in the Year Of Our Lord 2014.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Nenonen posted:

Some Nemis are okay, some fail to make a joke, some are terrible in some undescribable way and then there is a few that really hit the mark. I used to really hate Nemi when I saw a lot of mediocre or terrible ones but lately have seen more high quality ones so my stance has mellowed.

Like this:

The cheesecake boyfriend is quite annoying (as are the blonde bimbos who listen to anything other than goth rock in the strip), and I hate the prehensile hairdo's. But the strip itself is extremely effective and understandable across all cultural barriers.

Haha Nemi is insecure and is threatened by someone more endowed than herself.

Nemi treats that dude like crap. She is completely uncompromising. It's always about what she wants. He'd be better off with the Blonde.
I bet she would watch a war movie with him.

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

Sooo is Boyce editing these in MS Paint and reusing art from old strips here? I've noticed it before but there is a LOT of choppy editing going on here.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You can frequently see the boxes around things where they've been pasted in. I assume they're pasted in digitally, rather than being made up by hand and then scanned, but you never know.

But hey, it's a coherent and vaguely topical joke!

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

He keeps eating all those cookies and milk, duh. Then there's the entire rest of the year where he just sits around reading lists.


Your pedantry cost you a free drink Dustin.


Steve Kelley passed up on a prime opportunity to poo poo on Dustin for being unemployed?


That orange pond scum sweater last month was way worse. You should've worn that one instead.


Store bought fruit cake. Gross.





Can't say I remember any girl in my high school ever doing this.


Way to break the doctor-patient confidentiality doc


Phantom microphone in panel 2.


Somehow it seems kinda lame without the snow.

Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Dec 17, 2014

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy




Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Pretty sure we've seen this same comic before, except then the solution was that his music was looping.

Deep Dark Fears

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nenonen posted:

Just imagine Nemi by B. McEldowney or G. Evans, ugh...

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

TofuDiva posted:

Classic Funky



Holly Budd has really, really not aged well.

Pogo (December 19, 1956)



Peanuts: Year Two (December 24-26, 1951)







Super-Fun-Pak Comix

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

Lowen SoDium posted:

I agree with you on both counts.

The strips about Nemi and Grimm are usually pretty funny to me and my wife because they might as well be strips about me and her.

I'm always sending strips to my husband to read. I think you have to be a specific demographic for it to really work, but its nice to see a comic that is more representative of my life than loving Rose is Rose.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




I'm tired and cranky and headachey today. This is what you get.


Also, there is a Luann Bonus going on this week. Yaaaay. :smith:










I think Greg and Karen posted a whole week of these throwback Luanns at once, but I'll wait and post the rest of these one at a time. Just because I'm in a crummy mood doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Back when Brad was a surly slob instead of a milquetoast dickweed. Thanks a lot Evans.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I wish I'd had the option to take a ukelele making class. A guy who did his doctorate at our place makes lutes and things as a hobby/sidejob.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

goatface posted:

I wish I'd had the option to take a ukelele making class. A guy who did his doctorate at our place makes lutes and things as a hobby/sidejob.

I wish I'd gotten a month and a half off between semesters!

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

DoubleDonut posted:

I wish I'd gotten a month and a half off between semesters!

well, if you pick up some easy half-semester classes you can have plenty of time off and then coast through summer until fall!

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Dec 18, 2014

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Sorry, not sorry.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Julet Esqu posted:

I'm tired and cranky and headachey today. This is what you get.


Also, there is a Luann Bonus going on this week. Yaaaay. :smith:










I think Greg and Karen posted a whole week of these throwback Luanns at once, but I'll wait and post the rest of these one at a time. Just because I'm in a crummy mood doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody.

Here is another story about Puddles.

http://boredomtherapy.com/deformed-dog-rescued/

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
:lol: Luann should totally get an associate's in cartooning.

dismas
Jul 31, 2008


goatface posted:

I wish I'd had the option to take a ukelele making class. A guy who did his doctorate at our place makes lutes and things as a hobby/sidejob.

being a luthier would be a pretty cool gig, not least because your job title is "luthier"

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





Ok, I took a nap and I feel better now. It appears I have a thing or two in common with your average kindergartener. Have something that doesn't suck!

Sally Forth







The Amazing Spider-Man







Juliet Jones




Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dewgy posted:

Sorry, not sorry.



ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Fingerpori

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

I'm trying to imagine civilization if every instance of sales, marketing, etc. was replaced by Scott Adams. It pretty much boils down to nuclear war.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Here, have a few comics before I go to work this morning.

F Minus







Mary Worth



Ah that one has the chance to play one of my favorite MW games, "Where is that hand from?"





Mary likes to watch.

Rex Morgan MD is full of DRAMA





I like Sad June almost as much as Sad Rex.

Kismet
Jun 11, 2007


Hahaha jesus loving christ. :allears:

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Manuel Calavera posted:

Mother Goose & Grimm

Guest starring Sergio Aragonés as Good Santa.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

COMICS CRIMINAL

Johnny Walker posted:


Mary Worth


Mary likes to watch.


Once you learn to play the "flute" you don't forget. You have to practice a lot, in cars, on the couch, and in public restrooms.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


Really Piraro? :geno:

Edit: Oh my god cyberbimbo :laffo:

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Luann had to take algebra in college? How dumb *is* she?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Heavenly Nostrils



Kliban's Cats



:stare:

9 Chickweed Lane 12/18/2003



Brooke's new fetish.

Zits



:stare:

Kevin & Kell



Christ.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac


Poptropica


Heathcliff

Yeah: "For Rectal Use Only"

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Luann had to take algebra in college? How dumb *is* she?

Many 4-year colleges offer pre-algebra. Many public schools don't really prepare students for college.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


Mods, please change my name to Cyberbimbo.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Maybe it's linear algebra.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Julet Esqu posted:

I think Greg and Karen posted a whole week of these throwback Luanns at once, but I'll wait and post the rest of these one at a time. Just because I'm in a crummy mood doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody.

Ugh, Luann is going to be a cartoonist, isn't she?

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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.


Skippy (October 13, 1927)



Peanuts, in which America's Favorite Beagle hits a snag in his plan. (December 21, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (April 9-10, 1926)



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