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Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

dex_sda posted:

Is he really that loving good for his age?

just watched the tapes the media is passing around, he has a pretty good head on his shoulders. When you factor in his age it seems he will be a top tier player.

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

He'll be poo poo, way too overhyped. The white Freddy Adu.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
He'll go to some big club with a lot of fanfare and then you'll never hear from him again until 5 years later someone asks "What happened to that Swedish kid Oldgard?" and someone reminds you that he now plays in the Turkish 3. division.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


He might or might not make it big, that's for sure.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


And lmao Langerak.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

4:4 after a 0:3 lead. I certainly didn't tipp THAT son of a bitch, that's for sure. Oh well, at least fellow Abstiegskandidaten Dortmund didn't win either.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
I paid 15 Euros to watch this game, why didn't we win? :argh:

Well, at least it's not another lost match. Also, Immobile looked pretty good, and Gündogan seems to have nearly recovered.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Smirr posted:

4:4 after a 0:3 lead. I certainly didn't tipp THAT son of a bitch, that's for sure. Oh well, at least fellow Abstiegskandidaten Dortmund didn't win either.

Jesus christ I got 18 points this week and still didn't win the week.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
:lol:

Marco Reus has been driving without a driver's license for years.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Honj Steak posted:

:lol:

Marco Reus has been driving without a driver's license for years.

Didn't he get a 500k EUR fine for it? I also recall reading they've stopped him like 5 or 6 times prior. Apparently it never came up. Oh Germany, you're becoming more and more like Poland every day.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

mackintosh posted:

Didn't he get a 500k EUR fine for it? I also recall reading they've stopped him like 5 or 6 times prior. Apparently it never came up. Oh Germany, you're becoming more and more like Poland every day.

540k and yep they caught him speeding 6 times since 2011. Also he made advertisements for Opel and Hot Wheels. :v:

Hotzenplotz
Sep 16, 2008
Perfect fit for Bayern.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Should donate half his salary to victims of reckless driving IMO.

For life.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Hotzenplotz posted:

Perfect fit for Bayern.

We had a minister of transport that later killed a pensionist in a car accident while driving under the influence at 1,75‰...

Bayern, des samma mia!

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

ephex posted:

We had a minister of transport that later killed a pensionist in a car accident while driving under the influence at 1,75‰...

Bayern, des samma mia!

You decadent southern wastoids.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
And now it gets even crazier: He allegedly had a Dutch fake license.

He didn't even get a temporary ban on making an actual license. :shepface:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Honj Steak posted:

He didn't even get a temporary ban on making an actual license. :shepface:
Celebrity bonus also applies in Germany.

In other news: Ausnahmeregelung durch DFL - Dietmar Hopp darf Mehrheit an Hoffenheim übernehmen

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
It wasn't a real club anyway.

How long has Red Bull sponsored Rasenballsport Leipzig now? 5 years?

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Honj Steak posted:

And now it gets even crazier: He allegedly had a Dutch fake license.

He didn't even get a temporary ban on making an actual license. :shepface:

lmao when I was in school, my friend souped up his scooter (Motorroller for you Germans) to the point where it did 100 km/h instead of 30 km/h or whatever was allowed. He was 17 and on top of his fine was banned from making a license for two years. Glad poor Marco doesn't have to suffer through that.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Looks like Shaqiri is up for grabs with a price tag of ~13m Euros :(

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
this is funny tho

http://www.der-postillon.com/2014/12/lektion-gelernt-marco-reus-fahrt-ab.html

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

ephex posted:

Looks like Shaqiri is up for grabs with a price tag of ~13m Euros :(

Do you think the price is too low?

Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


Torrannor posted:

Do you think the price is too low?

He's just sad that he can't watch another talented player waste away on Bayern's bench, since it's likely that another club is going to buy him for that pricetag.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Torrannor posted:

Do you think the price is too low?

Yes, I love The Shaq.

Infected posted:

He's just sad that he can't watch another talented player waste away on Bayern's bench, since it's likely that another club is going to buy him for that pricetag.

Yes.

dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE
Shaq is great, but he's not going to start ahead of Robben/Ribery/Müller/Götze and Bayern are going to buy Reus so he'll never get a chance :(

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
He got plenty of chances in the 2 years he's been here and he never capitalized on them. He's not nearly as good as he thinks he is and I'll be over the moon if we get 13 million for him.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Dunban posted:

He got plenty of chances in the 2 years he's been here and he never capitalized on them. He's not nearly as good as he thinks he is and I'll be over the moon if we get 13 million for him.

I kind of agree with this, he was ok in the WC against below par teams but kind of disappeared against anything at or above his level. And in club he has been transparent, his signature is to dispossess the ball while running full speed at two defenders.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Wow bastian with a set piece goal

:captainpop:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Someone please kill Marcel Reif already.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
HA Robben at the 90 mark! What a win.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
lmao dortmund

sicDaniel
May 10, 2009
Goodbye Klopp! It was nice while it lasted but obviously the squad is playing against the manager, as the saying goes.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lol goddamn

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

:newlol: dortmund

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


:byewhore:

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
I'm having loving flashbacks to the final home game of last year which was also against Frankfurt, which we lost 0-1.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Surely Klopp is gone??

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

something something most dangerous scoreline

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



ephex posted:

lmao dortmund

Christ what now,



:eyepop:

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
hahaha klopp unable to process the shitshow he just watched

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