blackberry deathwatch 2014.10.2.1.537 (now with fm radio) [plus canadachat]

during which ancient egyptian month will blackberry die?
	thout
	paopi
	hathor
	koiak
	tobi
	meshir
	paremhat
	paremoude
	pashons
	paoni
	epip
	mesori
	gasthred
	banop
	RIM'S GONNA KEEP GOING BABY!!!

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

the dimension these guys live in must be so exciting

# ? Dec 17, 2014 20:40

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:22

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

quote:

quote:
I love how the WSJ staff takes down your comments when you post things that are constructive about correcting major inaccuracies in their articles.

What are we in a communist country?
sadly we are getting closer to being a communist country.

# ? Dec 17, 2014 20:40

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Kirk posted:

the dimension these guys live in must be so exciting

theyre leasing space from the comp.sys.amiga.advocacy crew

# ? Dec 17, 2014 20:46

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Kirk posted:

I am guessing that Blackberry OS 10 users could also soon gain access to the full iTunes App store as well with Apple CarPlay coming out which runs onto Blackberry OS in the automobile market.

..oh, he's guessing. no way.

i thought apple was on the cusp of collapsing before the might of BB's market relevance and opening the gates to the app store, which would run natively on this completely different platform because blackberry is magic as long as you believe

# ? Dec 17, 2014 20:47

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Kirk posted:

the dimension these guys live in must be so exciting

yo joanna, get me outta dis wack app (liquid) crystal (display) prison

# ? Dec 17, 2014 21:02

Dolomite: Jul 26, 2000; Cars & Legs

i must defend my mobile platform of choice 's virginal honor to the death

virginal because nobody uses it

# ? Dec 17, 2014 21:10

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

infernal machines posted:

..oh, he's guessing. no way.

i thought apple was on the cusp of collapsing before the might of BB's market relevance and opening the gates to the app store, which would run natively on this completely different platform because blackberry is magic as long as you believe

my little qwerty: blackberry is magic

# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:30

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Bobby Digital posted:

my little qwerty: blackberry is magic

# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:37

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Bobby Digital posted:

my little qwerty: blackberry is magic

# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:38

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

banned for bbrony-ism

# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:45

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

i find bronies to be objectionable

# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:47

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

qirex posted:

banned for bbrony-ism

stay bold, bbronyboy

*dies macchioishly*

# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:13

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

is blbackberry dead yet?

# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:17

Blackula69: Apr 1, 2007; ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ＆ＦＡＣＥＴＯＢＬＡＣＵＬＡ

i was having dinner with all the business journalists in ottawa the other day (there's like 8 of them) and they were all discussing how much they loved their blackberries and would never switch, then asked me what i use. i said "an iphone" and one or two of them were visibly displeased

it's a weird canadian thing

# ? Dec 18, 2014 18:10

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

hmmm so all business "journalists" in canada use lovely phones you say

# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:04

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

Nintendo Kid posted:

hmmm so all business "journalists" in canada use lovely phones you say

lol

# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:09

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Blackula69 posted:

weird canadian thing

mods?

# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:10

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

FMguru posted:

mods?

please don't name yourself after my dong, tia

# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:11

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Blackula69 posted:

one or two of them were visibly displeased

i'm pretty sure that's like equivalent to an american calling you a bunch of racial slurs and threatening to murder you

# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:39

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Blackula69 posted:

i was having dinner with all the business journalists in ottawa the other day (there's like 8 of them) and they were all discussing how much they loved their blackberries and would never switch, then asked me what i use. i said "an iphone" and one or two of them were visibly displeased

it's a weird canadian thing

Lol you are so shameless

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:12

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

began reading the last page, expected another kirk meltdown

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:19

Blackula69: Apr 1, 2007; ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ＆ＦＡＣＥＴＯＢＬＡＣＵＬＡ

pram posted:

Lol you are so shameless

none of them really know my name or care who i am, and none of you know or care who they are. when does it get shameless

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:36

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Because it's a humblebrag

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:43

Blackula69: Apr 1, 2007; ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ＆ＦＡＣＥＴＯＢＬＡＣＵＬＡ

it's literally a thing that happened to me related to blackberry and how the people who cover the company still have this weird love for it

it's not a humblebrag if nobody cares

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:44

pram: Jun 10, 2001

I was having dinner with Barack Hussein Obama in Air Force one and he still uses a blackberry lmao can you believe it

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:44

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

all references to one's own life on the internet are either a brag or whining

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:53

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

pram posted:

I was having dinner with Barack Hussein Obama in Air Force one and he still uses a blackberry lmao can you believe it

cool

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:54

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

pram posted:

I was having dinner with Barack Hussein Obama in Air Force one and he still uses a blackberry lmao can you believe it

it's actually a BlackBarry

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:57

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

Bobby Digital posted:

it's actually a half-BlackBarry

# ? Dec 18, 2014 22:06

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

where's the original ssl cert? this one is clearly lacking an embossed seal

# ? Dec 18, 2014 22:13

Nelson MandEULA: Feb 27, 2011; "...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

bbc posted:

Shares in Blackberry have fallen nearly 6% after the troubled smartphone maker reported a larger-than-expected drop in revenue during the third quarter.

Revenue fell to $793m from $1.19bn a year earlier, missing analyst expectations.

Chief executive John Chen said the revenue figure was "not satisfying".

However, he added that he thought Blackberry might be able to stabilise and grow its revenues by 2016, but that he could not promise profitability.

Blackberry also reported a net loss of $148m for the quarter, significantly less than the $4.4bn loss it reported a year earlier.

On Wednesday, the Canadian company launched a new phone called Classic, which was intended to appeal once more to business clients who liked the fact the smartphone included a keyboard.

A former titan, Blackberry once had a 50% share of the smartphone market in the US, but now barely ranks.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:20

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Nelson MandEULA posted:

we've significantly reduced the blood loss from the artery and we're confident that we can stop the bleeding sometime after complete brain death

# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:28

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

we rly need a bbry zealot itf

# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:32

SIGSEGV: Nov 4, 2010

infernal machines posted:

we've significantly reduced the blood loss from the artery and we're confident that we can stop the bleeding sometime after complete brain death

well, they're guaranteeing arrival to an eventual stable state. it'll just take a while but they can shorten it if they opt to cremate the corpse

# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:32

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

theadder posted:

we rly need a bbry zealot itf

i live in canada and i know one IRL, literally the only one i've ever met. everyone else has long since lost the faith, or doesn't care much either way

i think finding one in yospos might be a tall order

# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:36

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

get him an account asap

# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:37

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

theadder posted:

get him an account asap

seeing as my company is employed by the organization he is a board member of, no, i don't think so

as much fun as that would be, he already hates me for convincing them to ditch bby four years ago

# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:44

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

infernal machines posted:

seeing as my company is employed by the organization he is a board member of, no, i don't think so

as much fun as that would be, he already hates me for convincing them to ditch bby four years ago

lol if u don't tank your employment prospects for the enjoyment of yospos

# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:51

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Proteus4994 posted:

lol if u don't tank your employment prospects for the enjoyment of yospos

they just had a rather large board shuffle and the people who we've worked with for years are gone, we might well be fired anyway. in which case i'll buy him an account and leave the credentials on a YOSPOS business card

# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:57

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Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

hasnt even crackberry kevin given up now?

# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:08