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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:I don't own a microwave a good decision, microwaves are for when you want to ruin food, not cook
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Dec 20, 2014 03:08
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Bats don't lay eggs, Rahm. Torah is not always scientifically accurate. Bat eggs, were you to find some, are not kosher.
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Dec 20, 2014 03:10
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My Imaginary GF posted:Torah is not always scientifically accurate. Bat eggs, were you to find some, are not kosher. Oh! ביצים! That means bat testicles, Rahm. Yeah, I can see how they wouldn't be kosher; if they were, though, they'd be meat, not parve.
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Dec 20, 2014 03:14
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Every piece of Chicago food posted thus far, excepting the explicitly non-Chicago-nationality foods, look 100% inedible. Oh and excepting the chicken + waffles.
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:I don't own a microwave Salvor_Hardin posted:Every piece of Chicago food posted thus far, excepting the explicitly non-Chicago-nationality foods, look 100% inedible. Oh and excepting the chicken + waffles.
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Dec 20, 2014 03:15
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ReindeerF posted:Same. It's a disciplinary measure. The only thing I miss - like the only single thing - is popcorn, which you can do quickly here out of a bag in a microwave. Otherwise it fucks up anything it cooks. I love people who eat chicken re-heated in a microwave. Tastes like loving death thanks to the molecular structure of the meat. While microwaves are the worse than most, I've never known any way to re-heat already-cooked poultry that doesn't make it taste weird, chicken in particular. That said, microwaves do exist for at least one important reason: reheating yesterday's pizza you've just taken out of the fridge and don't, in this instance, want to just devour cold.
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Dec 20, 2014 03:17
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ReindeerF posted:The only thing I miss - like the only single thing - is popcorn, which you can do quickly here out of a bag in a microwave. Get a Whirley Pop. Makes waaaay better popcorn than a microwave. 
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Dec 20, 2014 03:19
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Captain_Maclaine posted:That said, microwaves do exist for at least one important reason: reheating yesterday's pizza you've just taken out of the fridge and don't, in this instance, want to just devour cold. Pro tip: put a glass of water in the microwave with the pizza to keep the crust crisp. 
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Dec 20, 2014 03:20
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Oh! ביצים! That means bat testicles, Rahm. Yeah, I can see how they wouldn't be kosher; if they were, though, they'd be meat, not parve. Every man thinks himself a rebbi, few a shochet. Well, I'm here to tell you: In one hand I hold perfectly sharp blade with no nicks or unevenness, and the other, bat eggs. Pray I do not drop the perfectly sharp blade with no nicks or unevenness. Then I'd have to bury it and buy a new one.
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Dec 20, 2014 03:22
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My Imaginary GF posted:Every man thinks himself a rebbi, few a shochet. Well, I'm here to tell you: In one hand I hold perfectly sharp blade with no nicks or unevenness, and the other, bat eggs. Pray I do not drop the perfectly sharp blade with no nicks or unevenness. You're no Jewrafat, Rahm.
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Dec 20, 2014 03:31
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I always wanted to be Jewish when I was a kid.
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Dec 20, 2014 03:41
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This is why goons are obese
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Berke Negri posted:I always wanted to be Jewish when I was a kid. Well, I guess you had the masochism down already.
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Dec 20, 2014 03:42
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Shear Modulus posted:What's everyone's favorite way to prepare eggs Home made eggs benedict on a lazy Sunday morning. Most of the best meals occur on lazy Sunday mornings. Absurd Alhazred posted:They're very different. The former is basically egg scrambled with various vegetables and seasoning, the latter includes sauseges, ham, a bunch of other stuff. Whoa, what huevos rancheros are you eating? All it needs is a warm corn tortilla covered with some beans and an egg over easy topped with pico de gallo and maybe some avocado slices.
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Dec 20, 2014 03:44
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Whoa, what huevos rancheros are you eating? All it needs is a warm corn tortilla covered with some beans and an egg over easy topped with pico de gallo and maybe some avocado slices. That's basically nothing like shakshuka, then.
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Dec 20, 2014 03:53
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chilaquiles is a good way to eat eggs
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Dec 20, 2014 03:55
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gently caress all food in new England. gently caress all new England for that matter
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Dec 20, 2014 04:09
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clam chowder is actually good
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Dec 20, 2014 04:17
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People have, on multiple occasions, come up to me and started talking to me about issues of import to the local Jewish community. My fault for being pale with a beard and eating at a kosher deli a couple of times. Is "mistaken for Jewish" a thing?
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Dec 20, 2014 04:22
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Aurubin posted:People have, on multiple occasions, come up to me and started talking to me about issues of import to the local Jewish community. My fault for being pale with a beard and eating at a kosher deli a couple of times. I got mistaken for Turkish once. I was hanging out with Turks and talking about Turkish food, I guess I have a similar look? 
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Dec 20, 2014 04:24
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Joementum posted:Pro tip: put a glass of water in the microwave with the pizza to keep the crust crisp. Try boiling a cup of water in the microwave. 
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Dec 20, 2014 04:28
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DemeaninDemon posted:Try boiling a cup of water in the microwave. Just put a wooden chop stick in the container, problem solved.
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Dec 20, 2014 04:38
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Shear Modulus posted:What's everyone's favorite way to prepare eggs Bat Eggs Benedict. Poaching those fuckers is hell, but worth it.
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Dec 20, 2014 04:46
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Protip: Churn your own butter from bat's milk and use that for the hollandaise sauce to get that extra layer of batty goodness.
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Dec 20, 2014 04:56
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Remember, bat milk is like honey, it's influenced by what the bat ate. Stick with mango eating fruit bats for sweet uses, bug eating Mastiff Bats (excellent amount of milk per bat) for savory, and vampire if you're cooking something non-traditional.
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Dec 20, 2014 04:59
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Man goons eat some weird poo poo
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Dec 20, 2014 05:01
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Oooo eggchat. I usually saute a bunch of onions, mushrooms, and peppers if I have them then scramble 4 eggs into it all. Eat with tortilla chips, OJ, and the sauce of your choice. Coffee 15 min later.
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Dec 20, 2014 05:06
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Oh gently caress another movie from the team behind The Secret of Kells came out today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgbXWt8kM5Q Secret of Kells was a good movie for people that like pretty animation and Irish poo poo, and this looks like a good addition to that canon.
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Dec 20, 2014 05:09
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Jagchosis posted:Man goons eat some weird poo poo Goons will eat pretty much anything. Silly goons! Don't they realize that all food comes from a can or box?
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paragon1 posted:Goons will eat pretty much anything. Silly goons! Don't they realize that all food comes from a can or box? Man I cook my own food but I do not churn milk I personally squirted out of a bats tit into butter, let alone know what half of the words in this thread mean whenever foodchat happens.
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Jagchosis posted:Man I cook my own food but I do not churn milk I personally squirted out of a bats tit into butter, let alone know what half of the words in this thread mean whenever foodchat happens. Dude I wasn't being sarcastic.
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Dec 20, 2014 05:13
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Absurd Alhazred posted:And you've been to Italy, right? So this is an informed judgment you're making here?
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Dec 20, 2014 05:20
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FactsAreUseless posted:They don't serve ice cream in Italy, they serve gelato. Ice cream is an American dish that comes in big waffle cones and is from the Midwest. He's Israeli, he doesn't know real ice cream Gonna go to the family farm, milk some cows, add some rocksalt, crush a few blocks of lake ice, churn me some iced cream
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Oh, and by the way, Chicago is full of Italians, so yeah, I have basically been to Italy.
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FactsAreUseless posted:They don't serve ice cream in Italy, they serve gelato. Ice cream is an American dish that comes in big waffle cones and is from the Midwest.  My Imaginary GF posted:He's Israeli, he doesn't know real ice cream I can spit in Tel Aviv and land a better ice cream parlor than you can find in most American metropolitan areas. 
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how many of you are fat? be honest.
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R. Mute posted:how many of you are fat? be honest. Define fat. I have fat, but you can see my ribs and most of my abs are also visible.
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i'm basically a gym
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