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Afraid of Audio posted:Oh that wacky Kazerad, what will that scamp do next. I sure hope he doesn't get into any crazy hijinks that will stop him from writing his hosed up comic no siree. For a guy who isn't even interested in the comic you sure are obsessive about reading and posting in the thread... e: oh wait that's right you did that exact same thing in the Starbound thread, I remember now. I guess it's just your unique posting style. 'boy I sure hate this thing. I guess I will just pop in, on a regular basis, and post a single line about how I still continue to hate it. Just in case anyone forgot.' Zoe fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Dec 18, 2014 |
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Dec 18, 2014 17:59
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The closest I've seen Audio get to contributing something positive to a thread is tired sarcasm in lieu of insults, so feel free to write him off as your standard sarcastic internet stereotype and move on. Anyway, Kazerad should follow in the footsteps of all the great mangaka and make that cooking webcomic he's secretly yearning to unleash. He'd probably need to dictate most of it, of course. Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Dec 18, 2014 |
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Dec 18, 2014 18:13
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There is probably a market for a webcomic or a book about cooking mishaps, like "Here was my idea for a recipe, here is what I came up with, here is how the execution went, here is what went horribly wrong". Not like a full 200 page book. Something small you could sell at giftshops.
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Dec 18, 2014 18:24
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Afraid of Audio posted:Oh that wacky Kazerad, what will that scamp do next. I sure hope he doesn't get into any crazy hijinks that will stop him from writing his hosed up comic no siree.
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Dec 18, 2014 18:28
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I didn't know that canned chicken existed, and as a person who is broadly capable of cooking meals, I would recommend strongly that you avoid its use in future. Your subconscious in telling you to seize the sharp metal edge of the top was merely, heroically, attempting to create for you a negative sense-association with canned chicken.
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Dec 18, 2014 18:45
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It's basically just tuna with less flavor. ...why am I sitting here defending the honor of canned chicken, what has gone wrong in my life to reach this point? 
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Dec 18, 2014 19:05
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Zoe posted:It's basically just tuna with less flavor. Tuna would be turkey if it was just in the air instead of the water. http://youtu.be/MYBsPv_BtOE Merry Christmas.  e: Aaaaaaaand this was posted 2 pages ago. I'm still catching up and am dumb. Lemme alone. KayTee fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Dec 18, 2014 |
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Dec 18, 2014 19:11
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Zoe posted:It's basically just tuna with less flavor. This is what we are defending. Chicken breast that's chopped, boiled, and preserved with a small amount of salt. It has no slime, you drain it from the water it sits in and you're good to go. It's generally used as an alternative to chicken breast you'd cooked yourself. If you don't have time to dice and boil a chicken breast you can use a can for chicken salad, chicken noodle soup, shredded chicken tacos, chicken alfredo, etc.  This is not what we are defending. I am 90% sure some other country made and sold whole chicken in a can before the US started making it too.  Now I could really go for some chicken soup or chicken alfredo...
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Dec 18, 2014 19:44
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If this thread hasn't reached 'peak goon' yet, it is getting there.
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RandomPauI posted:This is what we are defending. Chicken breast that's chopped, boiled, and preserved with a small amount of salt. It has no slime, you drain it from the water it sits in and you're good to go. It's generally used as an alternative to chicken breast you'd cooked yourself. If you don't have time to dice and boil a chicken breast you can use a can for chicken salad, chicken noodle soup, shredded chicken tacos, chicken alfredo, etc. Ohhhhh
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Dec 18, 2014 20:37
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Okay that looks significantly less terrible
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Tarezax posted:Somebody find that gif of a canned chicken coming out of Shakira's butt.  This? I GIS'ed
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Dec 18, 2014 20:42
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Jackard posted:
Heh, it's coming out of her can
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Dec 18, 2014 21:27
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:The closest I've seen Audio get to contributing something positive to a thread is tired sarcasm in lieu of insults, so feel free to write him off as your standard sarcastic internet stereotype and move on. I know what standard internet stereotype I'm writing you off as, Doctor_Fruitbat. It's ok for people to not like a comic and be persistent about not liking it. It's good to sometimes have a reminder that some people believe that this is a weird catgirl torture-porn comic and is bad. If from time to time it makes you re-examine your own thoughts and preferences in any way, then it is a good thing, even if the result is that your enjoyment of Prequel remains unchanged.
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scalded schlong posted:I know what standard internet stereotype I'm writing you off as, Doctor_Fruitbat. It gets a bit boring when they don't even wait for the comic to update to repeat it, though.
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Dec 18, 2014 23:44
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RandomPauI posted:This is not what we are defending. I am 90% sure some other country made and sold whole chicken in a can before the US started making it too. To be fair even to the disgusting slimy kind of chicken, that's apparently based on a thing farmers were doing back before refrigeration was available everywhere, just stuffing chickens whole in a mason jar whenever it was time to trim down the flock. I have no idea why we're still doing it though because it's loving gross.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:The closest I've seen Audio get to contributing something positive to a thread is tired sarcasm in lieu of insults, so feel free to write him off as your standard sarcastic internet stereotype and move on. Audio's starting to remind me of that guy who kept freaking out about Pick in the webcomics mockthread.
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Dec 19, 2014 04:53
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Please don't be creepy. Please don't eat gross food. Please don't injure yourself trying to prepare a basic meal.
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Dec 19, 2014 10:18
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What's really eating at me is this question: What kind of chex were used?
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Dec 19, 2014 14:59
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scalded schlong posted:I know what standard internet stereotype I'm writing you off as, Doctor_Fruitbat.  
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Dec 19, 2014 18:53
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To be fair to the guy, it was his first post in the thread; I think he might have missed most of the drive-by shitposting.
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Dec 19, 2014 19:52
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I sure am glad top-tier poster Afraid of Audio is here to tell me my fave is problematic, otherwise I might never occasionally examine the validity of my beliefs.
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Dec 19, 2014 22:08
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Perhaps if you could ditch the sarcasm we might be able to have a productive conversation and, possibly, collaborate on effective ways to improve Katja's lot in life. But if you want to just be some sort of weird troll that's fine too.
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Dec 19, 2014 22:54
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I think you should be grateful in case my posts make you re-examine your own thoughts and preferences in any way
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Dec 19, 2014 23:07
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There's a suggestion box on the site if you want to help Katia; this is the Kazerad cookery appreciation thread.
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Dec 19, 2014 23:12
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Hey mods, please change the name of the thread to "Prequel: Oblivion Fanfiction and Kitchen Nightmares", tia
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Dec 19, 2014 23:20
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I thought this was the thread for helping our friend Katja through some tough, and sexy, times. Evidently I was wrong.
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Can Katia learn how to cook? I think it would be useful, if she gets in a fight she can just stop time a minute and eat twenty bowls of apple and cabbage stew or w/e the Oblivion equivalent is. Also she would then be more skilled than her creator at something. From her perspective it would be like being a better cook than God, I'm sure that would really help improve her self esteem if she ever found out.
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Zoe posted:Can Katia learn how to cook? I think it would be useful, if she gets in a fight she can just stop time a minute and eat twenty bowls of apple and cabbage stew or w/e the Oblivion equivalent is. There's no cooking in Oblivion. Only alchemy.
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Pakled posted:There's no cooking in Oblivion. Only alchemy.
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Dec 20, 2014 04:34
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JT Jag posted:Clearly Kaz has taken the game's skill trees to heart. If that were the case he would have spent an hour cramming individual chex pieces and chunks of raw chicken into his mouth until knowledge of how to make chicken nuggets sprang forth unbidden into his mind.
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Zoe posted:Can Katia learn how to cook? I think it would be useful, if she gets in a fight she can just stop time a minute and eat twenty bowls of apple and cabbage stew or w/e the Oblivion equivalent is. I had this kind of sad epiphany when someone on /co/ said that Katia was better at cooking than I am, and I realized it was true. e: A.o.D. posted:What's really eating at me is this question: What kind of chex were used?
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Corn Chex are pretty good, I usually eat them straight out of the box whenever I have them. I would say you made one good decision that night.
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Dec 20, 2014 08:25
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Kazerad, you will easily make at least $600 (e: $800) on this charity fundraiser of yours. I don't think you understand how much fans value personalized sketches from artists they like. You're very lucky you thought to put a limit on them. and didn't say you'd draw a request
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Dec 20, 2014 09:21
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It's up to $911 as I'm looking at it and the sketch tier is sold out, so nicely done there Kaz.
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Dec 20, 2014 10:48
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Kazerad either that $900 stretch goal phrasing was poorly thought out, or it was an amazing bluff tactic to almost guarantee reaching that goal. And I'm not sure what you'd do for higher stretch goal rewards in that vein. More songs? Oblivion themed rewrites of the songs? And the fact that the representative illustration of the ER visit had you feverishly imagining the lone doctor as a
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Dec 20, 2014 11:08
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I will totally pledge over 1000 dollars to this dudes rape porn which is totally not porn (but please be considerate to katia by the way as this is NOT porn) out of the kindness of my heart. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Afraid of Audio posted:I will totally rape katia
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