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Even a roidmonster is going to look good in a suit if it's tailored, but if somebody that big buys a non-tailored suit that fits their shoulders, the rest of it is going to hang off them like a tent. Michael Clarke Duncan and the Rock looked/look great in suits because they could afford to drop several grand on a fully-tailored one. Good 'ol Ronnie is busy buying increasingly bigger trucks and palettes of barbecue sauce.
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Cena can't afford a good suit because he has all his money tied up in too many cars and a giant, empty, cavernous house.
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Seltzer posted:I don't know why I'm weighing in on this, I don't watch wrestling and I have no opinion on Cena. However, the reason he may look like doofus in suits is because he is a roided up bodybuilder with unnaturally large muscles which makes tailoring a suit that even looks normal-ish hard. I'm basing this on the fact that everytime I've seen a bodybuilder in a suit it has looked hilarious. This is all I can see: 
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Should just do the Hogan thing and buy a tux and cut the sleeves off. Brother.
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The too short necktie was always a very nice touch on that look. Except for Stevie, who didn't get the memo.
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Why did Venis always wear white trousers?
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ICHIBAHN posted:Why did Venis always wear white trousers? I think it was just the white=purity thing. They're puritans. Maybe I'm reading too much into it though.
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flashy_mcflash posted:I think it was just the white=purity thing. They're puritans. Maybe I'm reading too much into it though. I believe he was asking why Venis wore white pants when the rest of the stable wore black pants.
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ICHIBAHN posted:Why did Venis always wear white trousers? I always thought it was a visual callback to the towel.
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Exactly, why just him? To make HIM stand out amongst the group? Always looked terrible.
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I don't think it looks terrible (they're all takes on puritan-style dress) but yeah I'm not sure why he was supposed to stand out and not Richards. I mean, Bull and Goodfather are clearly the enforcers of the group so they have a different look, but I don't really remember what Venis's function was in the stable other than the last new member.
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Not looking forward to such an awesome tag team breaking up because Cass called Enzo "vermin."
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Gavok posted:Not looking forward to such an awesome tag team breaking up because Cass called Enzo "vermin." Better than what he called Carmella.
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KungFu Grip posted:Better than what he called Carmella. He's right about the "green" part at least.
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Gavok posted:Not looking forward to such an awesome tag team breaking up because Cass called Enzo "vermin." On the other hand, if Enzo ends up explaining to Cass he has a way to win the tag titles, but he needs a prosthetic leg? Money.
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The Best There Is, the Best There Was, the Best There Ever Will Be
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Skeezy posted:What are your three wishes?
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Gavok posted:He's right about the "green" part at least. You can't teach that.
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Maybe they buy loose fitting suits because they think they'll bulk into them 
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Sort your beard out, Sheamus ya scruffy bast. Sitting next to Devitt is already gonna make you look horrific. 
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Hotline Miami 2 is looking pretty good.
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Germ Incubator posted:Sort your beard out, Sheamus ya scruffy bast. Sitting next to Devitt is already gonna make you look horrific. GQ Punk
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Bo Dallas is looking pretty great.
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Germ Incubator posted:Sort your beard out, Sheamus ya scruffy bast. Sitting next to Devitt is already gonna make you look horrific. CM Stark.
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I guess being straight-edge means he didn't blow all his money on booze and drugs like so many other ex-wrestlers.
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Say Nothing posted:I guess being straight-edge means he didn't blow all his money on booze and drugs like so many other ex-wrestlers. Gotta watch that Starbucks addiction. Those Blackberry Mojito Iced Tea Lemonades rack up.
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OmegaBR posted:Gotta watch that Starbucks addiction. Those Blackberry Mojito Iced Tea Lemonades rack up. Is this a real thing?
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Herr Tog posted:Is this a real thing? If you really wanna be a baby about it, straight edge can be made to exclude caffeine because it's technically a drug/can be an addictive substance.
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Phenix Rising posted:If you really wanna be a baby about it, straight edge can be made to exclude caffeine because it's technically a drug/can be an addictive substance. he's asking about the drink, jingus
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