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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Same this is only acceptable if there's a jedi graboid whose mouth tentacles each have a lightsaber Who would win between that guy and lightsaber knees??
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Happy Bear Suit posted:of course there is is robit chicken considered EU?
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spacemang_spliff posted:is robit chicken considered EU? it's bad enough to be
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Groovelord Neato posted:The longest fictional work in the English language is a Smash Bros fan fiction. fanfiction is something one guy can bang out on his laptop by its very nature a fan film is a collaborative effort. it isn't just one weird guy frittering away his life masturbating, it's a bunch of people spending their weekends and god knows how much money on a lovely movie that will be C&D'd out of existence the one time they try and show it at a local comic book convention but coming up with original stuff is hard and oh man the world has to experience their vision of Batman sexually assaulting a man in prison before killing himself or Megaman as a pudgy asian college student in CGI armor
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But Boner from Growing Pains is obviously the best Joker ever, much better than all those award winning actors who portrayed him in so call "real" Batman movies.
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Groovelord Neato posted:It's buzzfeed but an interview with the guy who wrote the fanfic good god 
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Happy Bear Suit posted:of course there is There's a robot chicken sketch where Luke encounters that Wampa again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxAYii0TDSw
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:onderon & dxun are objectively cool as poo poo Narratively speaking, I hope. That moon is going to collide with the planet if it gets any closer, and the tidal forces should have blown Onderon to smithereens by now. Dxun is close enough to Onderon that they share the upper levels of their atmospheres.
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Arcsquad12 posted:Narratively speaking, I hope. That moon is going to collide with the planet if it gets any closer, and the tidal forces should have blown Onderon to smithereens by now. Dxun is close enough to Onderon that they share the upper levels of their atmospheres. gently caress off science bitch, mandalorians 
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:There's a robot chicken sketch where Luke encounters that Wampa again. holy poo poo that was less funny than family guy
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Dec 21, 2014 22:48
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The only bit in Robot Chicken Star Wars that made me laugh was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07zLbgXElsA&t=21s
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Hellsau posted:holy poo poo that was less funny than family guy I don't believe an amputee having difficulties is supposed to be funny, I think it's just supposed to be sad and horrifying to see the long term results of an act of violence.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I don't believe an amputee having difficulties is supposed to be funny, I think it's just supposed to be sad and horrifying to see the long term results of an act of violence. And what better medium for a somber reflection on surviving violence than a Claymation skit about a kid's movie on a comedy channel
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:And what better medium for a somber reflection on surviving violence than a Claymation skit about a kid's movie on a comedy channel that's pretty much Robot Chicken's format, taking all those "whoa this thing for kids is actually really f*cked up if you think about it!!!" posts from 10 years ago and turning them into awful sketches that run it into the ground https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9D3FQlekrM
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Oh the Cryptkeeper one is kinda good too.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:fan films are the saddest loving thing, it's basically everybody involved admitting that they can't hack it in the real world so instead they ride the coattails of a popular thing in exchange for never being able to profit off of or even officially show the drat thing To be honest, most of the early fan films were mostly portfolio work. One of the enlightening ones was "Grayson", where the director even made a making of video where he broke down what it took, how he cast the film, how he budgeted his film, etc. The point is that guy already had done some commercial work (the guy he cast for Superman, for instance, was a guy he used previously as a football player for a cable TV commercial) inbetween waiting tables as most Hollywood folk do, so he made it to flesh out his demo reel.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:And what better medium for a somber reflection on surviving violence than a Claymation skit about a kid's movie on a comedy channel I'd be ok with robot chicken doing the Trioculus saga...  ...slowly.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I'd be ok with robot chicken doing the Trioculus saga... wow jabba got into some kinky poo poo.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I'd be ok with robot chicken doing the Trioculus saga... This is hutt.
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Groovelord Neato posted:The Bible is about 800,000 words long. Was Mario crucified?
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:My favorite part of the article. This one, though, is best representative of Star Wars EU and Fandom: quote:Bayts' name was intended as a pun on the term "masturbates"; a pun later illustrated by Haden Blackman in Star Wars: Obsession.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I'd be ok with robot chicken doing the Trioculus saga... Please tell me there is more story behind the guy in the hovering bubble pod. He was in another picture, where Leia is getting married to someone and she is shooting laser beams out of her eyes into the groom. Also I remember reading a book where Luke and Leia land on some desert planet that is not-Dune. Luke fights some alien that is not the millions of tiny sandworms(maybe they were bugs) as a collective conscious that feed on the force, trying to escape the planet? Leia is also captured by a Hut who runs the planet and they both fight each other with lightsabers.
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Otisburg posted:
Which one?
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Noctis Horrendae posted:Which one? Death Troopers. And to keep the fanfilm ball rolling, there was a contest for this particular novel to come up with a fan "trailer" for the book.
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Noctis Horrendae posted:Which one? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Troopers you know, say what you want about tri-oculus and lightsaber knee guy and all the other really goofy poo poo, they are at least a gonzo effort to do something sort of different within the milieu of start warts. this is just a cynical "oh hey zombies are big now, what if we did these star wars, but with zombies?" fanfilm chat: Troops, the granddaddy of all fanfilms, was legit good and had amazing production values for the time it came out, and it's all been downhill from there.
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Otisburg posted:
Looks like stupid fun. I guess they ruined it somehow.
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oohhboy posted:Looks like stupid fun. I guess they ruined it somehow. i read the book out of morbid curiosity and i honestly don't remember a damned thing about it. it was just tasteless pap i guess.
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Quixotic1 posted:Please tell me there is more story behind the guy in the hovering bubble pod. He was in another picture, where Leia is getting married to someone and she is shooting laser beams out of her eyes into the groom. why do I know this 
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dog buttz posted:I don't mind them picking one seemingly unimportant planet and having it be disproportionately important. For example, Tattooine. Or Dagobah. It's when they have more than one that it becomes blatant attempts to cash in on famous locations as opposed to having to create your own. yeah heaven forbid they put the iconic locations from star wars in this star wars game
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Sailor Viy posted:yeah heaven forbid they put the iconic locations from star wars in this star wars game Wow, in a galaxy with millions of planets, people have seen like, five of them! Why be original when you can just recycle the same poo poo ad nauseum anyway?
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Woolie Wool posted:I think that's Grand Moff Hissa, the guy who gave us the Mofference. It is Hissa, and that's Zorba the Hutt he has tied up. Hissa is trying to find Leia so he can marry her to Trioculus, who was a three-eyed self-declared son of Palpatine, and he captures Zorba the Hutt and Zorba says he'll give away Leia's location in exchange for his freedom. Once Hissa has the location of Leia, he throws Zorba in the Sarlacc pit on Tattoine rather than set him free, but Zorba survives since the Sarlacc can't digest Hutt flesh.
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gohuskies posted:It is Hissa, and that's Zorba the Hutt he has tied up. Hissa is trying to find Leia so he can marry her to Trioculus, who was a three-eyed self-declared son of Palpatine, and he captures Zorba the Hutt and Zorba says he'll give away Leia's location in exchange for his freedom. Once Hissa has the location of Leia, he throws Zorba in the Sarlacc pit on Tattoine rather than set him free, but Zorba survives since the Sarlacc can't digest Hutt flesh. i can't believe i read all these terrible words and the most prominent take away in my dumb brain is: why is it important that trioculus get to marry leia?
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oohhboy posted:Looks like stupid fun. I guess they ruined it somehow. It was really boring.
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oohhboy posted:Looks like stupid fun. I guess they ruined it somehow. It was okay. I was with it until they put Han Solo and Chewbacca into the book, I was just looking foward to a side-tale with new characters. It really didn't need Han and Chewie in it. They also made a sequel called "Red Harvest", but I haven't read it yet.
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If you ain't seen it yet I'm going to throw in a actual good work of fanfic to cleanse ur palette before more awful stuff gets unearthed Troops: The First and Arguably the Only Good Fanfilm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc5IqD0QibY I remember this being distributed on bootleg VHS in the late 90's. It was good poo poo, but I guess the reliance on the "COPS" parody dates it now. Sammus posted:Has anyone ever been crucified in Star Wars? Thats gotta be a thing, somewhere. I feel like the original "arms akimbo" pose they changed in the "vader arise" scene of ROTS had to be at least partially a nod to this
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Otisburg posted:If you ain't seen it yet I'm going to throw in a actual good work of fanfic to cleanse ur palette before more awful stuff gets unearthed
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Otisburg posted:Troops: The First and Arguably the Only Good Fanfilm Not. Even. Close. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGDdFuDwTZ8
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