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 To fill everyone in on some details and to answer why I robbed him like I did. He is a stubborn idiot who was given a chance to give 2 little girls (10 and 8) and 2 little boys (11 and 8) some gifts. Yea 300 is way more than he needed but it was so he could get them something nice for once. I later over hear him talking to (lets call her GD) over the phone and he was planning on slipping away with it to go out with her for the weekend after Christmas. These kids are adorable and sweet and a pain in the neck sometimes but they don't get to enjoy much due to family circumstances. So this was one of the few chances they could have something nice to enjoy. I know my cousin... If I had confronted him he would have left that moment with the money and stayed with GD until things passed. I talked to my grandma (the one who gave him the money) and told her what he planned to do and what I planned to do. He talks big but he's a bit of a wuss when things get real. So I decided to pose as a thief in the night while he was on a walk with GD. Long story short I got him down, got his wallet, and just took the cash and ran. I had to make sure to get the money from him in a way he knew how it happened and couldn't do anything about it. Otherwise he would have been suspicious of it disappearing and the presents appearing and started losing it on everyone in the family. He has already tried getting more from my grandma but she knows the truth and filled in the rest of the family in case he tried to get more from someone else. He honestly has plenty to spare for the kids but refuses to. I just wanted to make sure he didn't just take money offered to him for the kids and then spend it on himself. The kids will be getting a big surprise for Christmas this year from Santa Clause. TL&DR I robbed my cousin of spare money that was for Christmas presents and became a secret Santa for the kids. edit- FINALLY found the freaking edit option. No idea how I got here but what ever. Ok so to clarify some things. People are asking me why he was given money if he has plenty. For those trying to assume stuff and throw ignorance out, don't... You don't know my cousin like I do nor his financial situation. Ok so yes he has money to support himself and somehow GD. but that's where most of it ends up... on her... he's an idiot who gets laid and buys her shiny things, henceforth most of the extra money after bills is spent on her. All of my family is aware of it and we have tried talking to him but like I said, he won't listen and will blow up on us all. My grandmother is trying her best to keep him in the family because she is an amazing woman who cares about us all. This was the only option she could think of to get him to offer something to the kids in the family. oh and for the guy who messaged me you hope I get arrested because it was wrong. I just laugh. I really just laughed too much. I am fully aware stealing is wrong but there are times where the wrong thing is the best thing to do. If stealing is wrong, my cousin shouldn't have stolen the money given to him to just get some presents for the kids and planned to run off with it to spend on that girl... so thank you for trying to make me feel bad. but I have no regrets of my actions. edit 2- for all the people saying "oh you shouldn't post this online it will get you arrested or used against you" I wonder how many of you remember the previous confession bear that told about the doctor letting the child molester guy die in the ambulance after being wounded and did not give him medical treatment because he knew what the person was. Letting someone die when your job is to save them. all I did was shake up a dude and take back what he stole. btw I still agree that child molester deserved to die. I won't be taking any drastic measures like that in my life time but I wasn't going to let someone like my cousin just walk off with money he was so kindly given even when he didn't need it and walk off with it to go buy alcohol and who knows what else. I still stand firm on my action. I'm sorry we live in such an idiotic world that these things have to happen. also he is family, not a random stranger. If my family is doing something stupid, I'll jump into the red zone a little if I need to to straighten things out. edit 3- I guess I should add in a couple more things. he and GD have no computer skills what so ever and have never heard of imgur so I have no worries of either of them seeing this. next, I'm not some punk kid who thinks he's above the law or anything like that. This is a family matter. I have no problem pulling a stunt like this on one of them if it really called for it. Like I said in the story, talking to him about it or confronting him would have literally made him run off that day with his girlfriend and stayed avoiding all family contact until past christmas. My grandmother always wants to have a big dinner with all of the family together every Christmas, it's a tradition, I wasn't going to risk making her upset like that. I told her what I heard and I knew 100% he would do it because that's just the kind of person he is. so I decided to take a different stance on it and kept him from running off with money he planned for alcohol and other things he didn't need and to give these kids something nice for Christmas. like I said there are circumstances that make it difficult for these kids to ever get something nice. They aren't spoiled with xbox1s or ps4s or iphones or any of that stuff. They get real gifts that they can enjoy. People are going to think what I did is wrong and people will support me. I'm not going to hate for having an opinion. Some people see the world one way and others see it the other way,
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ummmmmmmm edit 4 here's some more bullshit justifications for why this totally happenef
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Why are people even questioning the details, trying to trip him up on how much money the cousin has? "So yesterday I flew to the moon using a spaceship I built myself. I defeated Lord Zorgron, the leader of the Empire of Zorg, because he was trying to turn Earth into a slave planet for the Empire. When I returned home I returned the ship to NASA and Catherine Zeta Jones, who is also a astrophysicist, told me she had fallen in love with me. (Picture of baby making a fist) we're getting married next May!" "Whoa, hold on buddy. First you said you made the spaceship yourself, then you said it was made by NASA. Something about this story doesn't quite hold up."
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Dec 20, 2014 19:40
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I'm so used to the poo poo of this thread that I was relieved when the protagonist was the person being stood up for and not the glory-hogging hero
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sweeperbravo posted:I'm so used to the poo poo of this thread that I was relieved when the protagonist was the person being stood up for and not the glory-hogging hero For that kind of story, I'm not even fazed if it didn't happen because this did happen.
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:I want to hear more about how the doctor let the child molestor die It wasn't a doctor, it was the guy who rides in the back of the EMT. Like the ambulance guy who isn't the driver. Its probably stdh.txt but who knows.
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Why the gently caress did he even bring up that ambulance story anyway? All he does is go, "hey, remember what THIS guy posted? That was way worse than what I did!" as if that was any sort of justification for mugging a family member.
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Dec 21, 2014 13:21
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Why do people make stories like this up? It seems that I hear a disproportionate amount of stories about trans people being misgendered that are obviously fake.
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Boneitis posted:Why do people make stories like this up? It seems that I hear a disproportionate amount of stories about trans people being misgendered that are obviously fake. Because it shows you're ~~~~~~socially conscious~~~~~~
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A Classy Ghost posted:Why the gently caress did he even bring up that ambulance story anyway? All he does is go, "hey, remember what THIS guy posted? That was way worse than what I did!" as if that was any sort of justification for mugging a family member. I think he brought it up as an example of someone doing the wrong thing because it was the right thing in context. Which makes this guy an infinitely bigger rear end in a top hat than your theory does
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"hmm I think I should justify myself a bit more. I can't afford to be called a liar on the Internet lest my life and honor be forfeit. "
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Boneitis posted:Why do people make stories like this up? It seems that I hear a disproportionate amount of stories about trans people being misgendered that are obviously fake. Some people are really adamant about misgendering you but most of the time they'll comply and admit their mistake and move the gently caress on. Fathis Munk posted:"hmm I think I should justify myself a bit more. I can't afford to be called a liar on the Internet lest my life and honor be forfeit. " I hate, and I mean I loving hate, that stupid goddamn bear meme and if my fist could punch it without damaging my monitor, I would.
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A Classy Ghost posted:Why the gently caress did he even bring up that ambulance story anyway? All he does is go, "hey, remember what THIS guy posted? That was way worse than what I did!" as if that was any sort of justification for mugging a family member. How did the extra presents get explained?
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Noyemi K posted:I hate, and I mean I loving hate, that stupid goddamn bear meme and if my fist could punch it without damaging my monitor, I would. Downgrade to a flat CRT.
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Noyemi K posted:I hate, and I mean I loving hate, that stupid goddamn bear meme and if my fist could punch it without damaging my monitor, I would. A meme so bad it had to be banned from the meme ghetto at some point.
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Fathis Munk posted:A meme so bad it had to be banned from the meme ghetto at some point. By Brother Jonathan, who was also probating people for mocking trains, so take it for what it is.
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I'm trying to conceive not only how, but why, anyone would want to lay a sick burn on the concept of trains (or specific locomotives, for that matter).
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ibntumart posted:I'm trying to conceive not only how, but why, anyone would want to lay a sick burn on the concept of trains (or specific locomotives, for that matter). because people found out that brother johnathan was a weirdo who was obsessed with trains
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corn in the bible posted:because people found out that brother johnathan was a weirdo who was obsessed with trains Well yeah he was mod, that should not come as a surprise. Iirc it was banned because korgan posted poo poo loads of them making half the thread want to gouge their eyes out. They are pretty consistently terrible stdh
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Fathis Munk posted:Well yeah he was mod, that should not come as a surprise. Korgan still does this periodically, and it is wonderful. I mean, as long as they are not CONSTANT, its great, for much the same reason that latin meme and dance party are great.
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RFC2324 posted:Korgan still does this periodically, and it is wonderful.  maybe I should start reading that gloriously terrible thread again
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Fathis Munk posted:
Just so we can stay on topic, this derail didn't actually happen. 
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Fathis Munk posted:Well yeah he was mod, that should not come as a surprise. I agree.  "Imgur posted:He was legitimately sexually harassing teenage girls (dropping things to have girls pick them up in front of him, commenting on which girls should and should not wear revealing clothing etc.) But that isn't why I hated his rear end. I ultimately got enough girls to come forward and say that he made them uncomfortable. If the admission of guilt isn't clear here it is; I was more upset by a man making advances toward an adult woman (who didn't seem to mind one bit) than the same man humiliating young women he had power over.
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Korgan to the rescue, the poster we deserve 
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Fathis Munk posted:Korgan to the rescue, the poster we deserve The best poster! 
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What is the bear meant to represent in the meme, is he regretful? Sad? Apathetic? I don't understand...
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david... posted:What is the bear meant to represent in the meme, is he regretful? Sad? Apathetic? I don't understand... I think the idea was that it was originally a "secret shame" meme and that's what the bear is supposed to be emoting, but since this is the internet people started using it to post backhanded "I did [terrible thing] because I am a cool badass" stdhs.
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Korgan is spreading. I recommend we nuke the forums from orbit.
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When STDH hits the Australian media after a big burst of imagined anti-islamic sentiment,  Author of this post admits it may be "editorialised": "The OP posted:By sheer fluke, we got off at the same station, and some part of me decided saying something would be a good thing. Rather than quiz her about her choice of clothing, I thought if I simply offered to walk her to her destination, it might help. 
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Say Nothing posted:Merry Christmas! MindlessHavok posted:This reminds me of a girl (stephanie) I hadn't thought of in a while. I met her through mutual friends and we hit it off pretty well. Neither of us were in a position for a real relationship (a conversation we had) but enjoyed each other's company and sleeping together. The only caveat was that we wouldn't sleep with anyone else. Your basic friends with benefits I guess. Was there anyway to tell she was nuts? MindlessHavok posted:Honestly, no not that I'd picked up on. I knew at least 3 people that vouched for her, too. From us meeting to the time of that story was only like 3 weeks, though. Years later one of my best friends heard the story and asked to see a picture of her. Apparently right around the time that happened to me (either before or after, we couldn't pinpoint exactly) she was dating my friends old roommate and lost her poo poo on him, too so maybe that was just the beginning of it. People call bullshit MindlessHavok posted:Yes because that's pretty clearly something I'd make up. MindlessHavok posted:I mean, believe what you want but the only one that comes out looking bad is her and I guess me because it happened to me but the schadenfreude is definitely on me. The majority of what happened was in a private setting except the part about being at the bar, so I don't see what's so unbelievable about it.
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PancakeTransmission posted:When STDH hits the Australian media after a big burst of imagined anti-islamic sentiment, I guess these people think that only Evil White People are racist, unlike the pure, simpler POC who are incapable of such gross behavior.
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Turtlicious posted:Was there anyway to tell she was nuts? Any girl that crazy is going to know there's a lot better ways to fake a positive pregnancy test than drawing on it with a drat sharpie.
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:Any girl that crazy is going to know there's a lot better ways to fake a positive pregnancy test than drawing on it with a drat sharpie. Maybe she was just regular crazy and not 'crazy like a fox' crazy?
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:Any girl that crazy is going to know there's a lot better ways to fake a positive pregnancy test than drawing on it with a drat sharpie. At least it was a pink sharpie  Idk I could buy that one, but maybe I have to look in the actual thread to see the full stid
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MindlessHavok posted:I don't see what reason there'd be for even making it up. It's not like anyone came out a winner. I don't know about this particular story but my experience in stdh taught me that not having a good reason is not a valid reason not to make poo poo up.
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Blistex posted:Only thing dirtier than strippers telling you to yank it under the table is stripper blowjobs.
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