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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Still lost

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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
A very Milner Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vjrgtLLlzQ

He's a good lad to play along.

tetsuo fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Dec 23, 2014

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

tetsuo posted:

A very Milner Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vjrgtLLlzQ

He's a good lad to play along.

Our marketing department has gone too far

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Frankston posted:

Ronaldo's bulge has finally been immortalized





Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

tetsuo posted:

A very Milner Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vjrgtLLlzQ

He's a good lad to play along.

The irony is I can't think of many other footballers with the requisite level of actual personality to do this kind of thing.

Imagine trying it with Rooney or Gerrard.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I'm trying to imagine a premier league footballer that would be okay with having the piss ripped out of them and I can't think of any.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Rio Ferdinand goes to amazing lengths to avoid getting piss taken out of him.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

serious gaylord posted:

I'm trying to imagine a premier league footballer that would be okay with having the piss ripped out of them and I can't think of any.

The answer is always Crouchie

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
I love Ibra he is great

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/dec/23/zlatan-ibrahimovic-angry-second-swedish-sportspeople?CMP=share_btn_tw

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Here's what Ronald thinks of Platini.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3cDRsxyeGI

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Shrapnig posted:

Here's what Ronald thinks of Platini.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3cDRsxyeGI

Good lad.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
He's an entertaining lad but he's nowhere near Borg of course, and I suspect he knows.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


Can we have a cool rear end news thread for various misc stuff like this

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Hegay posted:

Can we have a cool rear end news thread for various misc stuff like this

You could make one if you like.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Shrapnig posted:

Here's what Ronald thinks of Platini.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3cDRsxyeGI

Respect to Ronald.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Shrapnig posted:

Here's what Ronald thinks of Platini.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3cDRsxyeGI
Yet he shook hands with Blatter. What a betrayal.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
https://twitter.com/btsportfootball/status/546080995414261763

quote:

We either clash heads and he goes down or I end up doing something silly.
"I did it to defuse the situation. It's the first time I've been booked for kissing someone

Lmao.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Bit late for the inevitable Pele wax doll.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Xabi posted:

Bit late for the inevitable Pele wax doll.

Stuff that goes soft with heat?

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!


e- lol

quote:

Meanwhile, Charlie Austin -- big, brave and as English as misaligned teeth -- roared up the charts with a hat trick for QPR last weekend.

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Dec 24, 2014

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


Andy Johnson Bobby Zamora Grant Holt Rickie Lambert Charlie Austin for England

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Andy Johnson Bobby Zamora Grant Holt Rickie Lambert Charlie Austin for England

I think you'll find Bobby Z is the true heir to Heskey, the only reason Austin gets his goals, and possibly the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.



You beauty

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Spangly A posted:

I think you'll find Bobby Z is the true heir to Heskey, the only reason Austin gets his goals, and possibly the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.



You beauty

Zamora's true power lies in his bicep penis.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Gary Linekar got some people together to make a video he played during his best man speech for his friends wedding. Theres a lot of famous footballers in this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTxtcNGu190

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



quote:

Ronaldo’s 14-year-old son Ronald has caused an uproar this month in Brazil for his latest relationship.

Despite being a boy, Ronald is already 1.85m tall and he also has a job working as a DJ in a nightclub.

It was at that club that Ronald was recently pictured kissing a 27-year-old blonde kindergarten teacher, Lu Bernardi.

The story has caused a whirlwind of outrage, not helped by Lu Bernardi’s confession that the love affair with Ronaldo’s teenage son was real. She said:

I swear I did not know. When we met we were in an club, and he was taller than everyone there. How could you think that boy 1.85m tall was underage?

He lied and said he was 18. I swear his age did not cross my mind. He had good conversation, he was not immature.

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/wags/ronaldos-son-ronald-14-causes-a-storm-kissing-a-27-year-old-kindergarten-teacher-pictures/

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
What a disgusting rapist! Oh and have a merry christmas everyone!

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Ronaldo's son is a BEAST

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZFsoFPb8tM

JGKing
Dec 26, 2012

What has happened to this company?!
https://twitter.com/ms_sissoko/status/546791938687762432/photo/1

Sissoko is genuinely gutted about losing the Tyne-Wear derby. He's taken it pretty hard.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

drat boy

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

lil fenomeno

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



thanks, sent this right along to my mom

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

absolutely sensational.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
i cry every tiem

http://instagram.com/p/w9gLRxOJxs/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=video&modal=true

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Merry Christmas from Big Nige DJ

xian
Jan 21, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
Where do I get that shirt tho

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

#aha #haha

Shroud
May 11, 2009



Koesj posted:

#aha #haha



#thumbsup #grin

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Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

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