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david... posted:Only thing dirtier than strippers telling you to yank it under the table is stripper blowjobs. I'm glad those bouncers were so polite.
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I'm glad those bouncers were so polite.
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Ah yes, whenever I get in trouble I too just say "I am a lawyer!" and then everybody does what I want. (And claps)
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Zaphod42 posted:Ah yes, whenever I get in trouble I too just say "I am a lawyer!" and then everybody does what I want. (And claps) And that lawyer's name is.... Abraham Einstein. We've been married since! 
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Fathis Munk posted:I don't know about this particular story but my experience in stdh taught me that not having a good reason is not a valid reason not to make poo poo up. Hah. I mean fair enough, I just don't it's that outlandish of a story but goons so whatever
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Just to be clear if nobody saw the thread its in gbs about strip clubs, guy got the stdh response that was deserved.
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zVxTeflon posted:If a lawyer ever advertised thta he successfully sued a strip club after getting blown there id prob hire him tbh 
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A nice wrapup of viral news stories that didn't happen: http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/nothing-is-real#.klY20kzqnn
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bringmyfishback posted:A nice wrapup of viral news stories that didn't happen: http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/nothing-is-real#.klY20kzqnn How many of those stories appeared as true on buzzfeed before someone figure out they weren't true?
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PancakeTransmission posted:How many of those stories appeared as true on buzzfeed before someone figure out they weren't true? Oh...all of them, I'd guess.
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PancakeTransmission posted:How many of those stories appeared as true on buzzfeed before someone figure out they weren't true? Buzzfeed is not interested in facts, just in "stories". At least, that was their defense.
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Lblitzer posted:And that lawyer's name is.... Abraham Einstein. We've been married since! But only after they came out in public as a lesbian, right?
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 http://imgur.com/gallery/bjzXciD posted:I was working on my presents downstairs when my mom came in and told me that my presents weren't enough to show how grateful I am for my family. She suggested giving them gift cards. The rest of my family keeps telling me that my presents better be "good". I've spent most of this holiday season just wanting to be home with my family since I'm away at college. I told myself that I didn't need a present as long as I had them. No wonder Halloween is my favorite holiday.
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Twelve whole hours you guys.
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I can hear Grandma now..."Oh, you shouldn't have."
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But those are presents inspired directly from glorious Nippon. These Baka Gaijin just can't appreciate them for what they are worth. loving savages.
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Omg 12 hours, the withdrawal from World of Warcraft was kicking in so hard by the end of it they were sweating all over their weeaboo creations. Also 12 hours to make 100 gifts, that means they spent what, a bit over 7 minutes on each one, assuming all that time was spent folding paper? Here's a gift I spent 7 minutes on mom, that's literally less time than it would take to make you a macaroni picture and cost less in supplies. Happy Christmas!
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MinistryofLard posted:They walk among us. Ban everyone. We can't take any chances on this one. Wait, what exactly does libby mean? I figured it was libertarian or something but that does not fit with the whole super Christian thing.
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Fathis Munk posted:Ban everyone. We can't take any chances on this one.
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MinistryofLard posted:They walk among us. I thought the paywall was supposed to stop 12 year olds registering. Sigh.
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http://nypost.com/2014/12/25/plane-passenger-tossed-after-angry-reaction-to-merry-christmas/ poo poo that has allegedly happen.
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Like I guess this is technically a thing that happened, but good lord this depresses me. 600 hours of work for a Mario quilt that no one past age 12 would ever use. Too bad this mother's son is a gamer. http://imgur.com/ClxQaRc
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Drunk Tomato posted:Like I guess this is technically a thing that happened, but good lord this depresses me. 600 hours of work for a Mario quilt that no one past age 12 would ever use. Too bad this mother's son is a gamer. gently caress you, that is awesome.
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Paladinus posted:http://nypost.com/2014/12/25/plane-passenger-tossed-after-angry-reaction-to-merry-christmas/ ahaha it literally ends with "He was escorted off the plane as other fliers burst into cheers and applause."  and the flight attendant that kicked him off grew up to be Albert Einstein.
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Drunk Tomato posted:Like I guess this is technically a thing that happened, but good lord this depresses me. 600 hours of work for a Mario quilt that no one past age 12 would ever use. Too bad this mother's son is a gamer. I think you haven't met many people currently over the age of 12, particularly belonging to the nostalgia-ridden mid-twenties demographic.
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Drunk Tomato posted:Like I guess this is technically a thing that happened, but good lord this depresses me. 600 hours of work for a Mario quilt that no one past age 12 would ever use. Too bad this mother's son is a gamer. Good god you are easily depressed. That's a cool quilt too.
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Drunk Tomato posted:Like I guess this is technically a thing that happened, but good lord this depresses me. 600 hours of work for a Mario quilt that no one past age 12 would ever use. Too bad this mother's son is a gamer. Look at this scrub all jealous of a momma's love.
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sweeperbravo posted:I think you haven't met many people currently over the age of 12, particularly belonging to the nostalgia-ridden mid-twenties demographic. More like mid thirties.
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Please don't post my quilt.
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Leon Einstein posted:More like mid thirties. Ehh, I'm 25 and I'd count SMB3 as one of my favourite games even if I was only 3 years old when it was released over here. Though I suppose that may have been because of the All-Stars collection on the SNES a few years later. In any case, gently caress that Drunk Tomato guy, that's an awesome quilt and an awesome mother to make it.
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It's way better than the quilt I got last year: it was made of panels from other people's old jeans. e: I got a matching pillow this year.
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