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Bad Wolf
Apr 7, 2007
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime !

IslamoNazi posted:

Given that Prince Albert is a type of penis piercing it does pretty well in English. What does the Dutch / Belgian bring to the table?

The Dutch word for "pipe" (pijp) is also used as a verb, where it means giving a blowjob. A Dutch satirical hidden camera show once got an interview with Hugh Grant where they presented the oblivious guy with an award for services to piping.

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

IslamoNazi posted:

Poulet is chicken. Poule is hen. Why it's hens milk rather than having œuf in there is going to require someone with better knowledge of French than me.

"Lait de poule" (hen's milk) is the word for eggnog in French. There's no more to it. And yes we know hens are not mammals.




Bad Wolf posted:

The Dutch word for "pipe" (pijp) is also used as a verb, where it means giving a blowjob.


I learned a new dutch word today! It's actually the same in French (but only noun, not verb).

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DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

Bad Wolf posted:

The Dutch word for "pipe" (pijp) is also used as a verb, where it means giving a blowjob.

The blasen/pfiffe <-> blazen/pijpen confusion that exists between germans and dutch people is also a endless source of childish fun.

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

IndustrialApe posted:

The blasen/pfiffe <-> blazen/pijpen confusion that exists between germans and dutch people is also a endless source of childish fun.

And they say Germans don't have a sense of humor! :newlol:

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Krowley posted:

And they say Germans don't have a sense of humor! :newlol:

Those pipes contain no strudel filling whatsoever.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Centripetal Horse posted:

Those pipes contain no strudel filling whatsoever.

You know what we love? Jews!

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


German humor is a gas, man.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

BKPR posted:

The dog not doesn't use chicken eggs. What kind are they? Dog eggs?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

rydiafan posted:

German humor is a gas, man.

It can be campy at times, yes.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

It can be campy at times, yes.

I did nazi this pun coming.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Inco posted:

I did nazi this pun coming.

I knew where it was goëring, and if you didn't, you might need to go someplace to work on your concentration.

Maybe some kind of camp?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
:gas: jews

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


You have graf to be speeing me.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012



Last post in the DnD Germany thread:

Riso posted:

Anti-semitism ITT. :gas:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

CobiWann posted:



Dr Dredel
Ice Cube is way more of a Ham.

lfield
May 10, 2008
Because nobody wants to drink it

Cthulhuite
Mar 22, 2007

Shwmae!

lfield posted:

Because nobody wants to drink it

N3RDSTER
Mar 27, 2010

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



This thread
:psypop:

Red is Dead
Apr 28, 2008

The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.

JOZXYQK

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
are you assholes trying to force me to watch Red Dwarf or wtf is going on?

gently caress

Cthulhuite
Mar 22, 2007

Shwmae!

mng posted:

are you assholes trying to force me to watch Red Dwarf or wtf is going on?

gently caress

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Dave's not here, man.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

mng posted:

are you assholes trying to force me to watch Red Dwarf or wtf is going on?

gently caress

stringball
Mar 17, 2009

Did a flea dip on a dog today at work



Why does this kid have a black eye?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

stringball posted:

Did a flea dip on a dog today at work



Why does this kid have a black eye?

Because his mother is an alcoholic?


Or maybe something about people and their pets looking alike. Or maybe the artist just thought it was funny.


Lol
\/\/\/

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

stringball posted:

Did a flea dip on a dog today at work



Why does this kid have a black eye?

Obviously, the dog is part boxer.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

stringball posted:

Did a flea dip on a dog today at work



Why does this kid have a black eye?

Have you ever tried to rid a house of fleas after they've moved in? I'd beat the poo poo out of a kid that infested my home too.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Deteriorata posted:

Obviously, the dog is part boxer.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Deteriorata posted:

Obviously, the dog is part boxer.

Southpaw

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
I wonder if there's more to it, it feels like his is a story seldom told.

stringball
Mar 17, 2009

Bored posted:

Because his mother is an alcoholic?

"you better say you got hit with a baseball you little gently caress, pose for this insanely potent flea dip bottle to prove it"

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
:allears: .syug uoy evol kniht I

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

stringball posted:

Did a flea dip on a dog today at work



Why does this kid have a black eye?

it's supposed to be cute because the troublemaker kid got a black eye and matches the dog

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

My new diet kickstarter right here. You can't eat cake if it is this awesome / scary.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot


Having the letters 'GBV' be part of your ticket stub can also be problematic, if you're a large Irish comedian.

JiimyPopAli
Oct 5, 2009

stringball posted:

Did a flea dip on a dog today at work



Why does this kid have a black eye?

He knows what he did.

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MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo
Hey it hasn't happened has it?
It has, will have going to have happened, happened.
But hasn't actual happened, happened yet, actually.

Poppycock! It will be happened it shall be going to be happening , it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. It's as simple as that.



mng posted:

are you assholes trying to force me to watch Red Dwarf or wtf is going on?

gently caress

It worked.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX5TIDLvMyw
"You can't really tell but there's electricity shooting out of that light pole right now"

Uhhhhhh

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